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Paul Blart is an blarty, <s>[[Cobson|sharty]]</s> non entity that exists mostly within the confines of the West Orange Pavillion Mall. He is a guardian of the Crystal Coconut, of course. He somehow befriends the futa cow: [[Otis]], and helps him to sneak into he control security room so that he can lecture to the mall; slanders about [[Rev says desu]] and his archenemy [[Dr fuck you]]. | Paul Blart is an blarty, <s>[[Cobson|sharty]]</s> non entity that exists mostly within the confines of the West Orange Pavillion Mall. He is a guardian of the Crystal Coconut, of course. He somehow befriends the futa cow: [[Otis]], and helps him to sneak into he control security room so that he can lecture to the mall; slanders about [[Rev says desu]] and his archenemy [[Dr fuck you]]. | ||
He hates people named Dave and is a part of the Paul Army, a force of people named Paul. | |||
== History == | == History == | ||
Revision as of 16:59, 20 January 2026
"Safety never takes a holiday"
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Real Name |
paul blart | |
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Alias(es) |
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Species |
Paul | |
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Sex |
Blart | |
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Date of Birth |
united states | |
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Nationality |
Petorian | |
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Relative(s) |
his ex wife and daughter | |
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Residence |
Worldstarhiphop.com | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Otis | |
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Occupation(s) |
mall cop | |
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Criminal Record |
police brutality | |
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First Appearance |
fanboy and chumchum 2 | |
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Role |
cop | |
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Actor |
kevin james | |
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Onlyfans |
kevin james | |
Paul Blart is an blarty, sharty non entity that exists mostly within the confines of the West Orange Pavillion Mall. He is a guardian of the Crystal Coconut, of course. He somehow befriends the futa cow: Otis, and helps him to sneak into he control security room so that he can lecture to the mall; slanders about Rev says desu and his archenemy Dr fuck you.
He hates people named Dave and is a part of the Paul Army, a force of people named Paul.
History
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He has none, is only 12 seconds old.
