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Mecha jihad was a giant fighting cyborg created by <s>[[Viras]]</s> [[Farfour|ISIS]]. Originally a bio weapon known simply known as "The One To Jihad All The Infidels", he was re-engineered from [[Godzilla]]'s genetic material (mainly DNA from used toilet paper samples) to follow the tennants of the Quran to an extreme fundamentalist level. He was first sent to attack America's monsters located on [[Yonggary island|Yonggary Island]], so that they'll face the might of Allah, but was defeated by [[Science Special Search Party|The Science Special Search Party]] via [[Science|Atheism]]. | |||
He was then further altered and modified into Allah's one jihad to jihad all by ISIS, now equipped with lazer eyes and the ability to shoot missiles from his fingers, it was on his first mission that he met his match and sworn arch nemesis; [[Super robo-patriot]], who he then fought and defeated him. Mecha Jihad has been involved in numerous other schemes by Viras to turn the entire Earth: Sunni Muslim, being defeated or destroyed almost every time. | |||
While being created, his genetic material somehow got spliced with the genetic material of a Jurassic Park GM grown dilophosaurus. This gave him a strange frill around his neck and the abillity to shoot poison from his mouth. It also made him gayer. Since the DNA of Godzilla was incompatible with the DNA of a dilophosaurus, it made him extremely retarded, thus his first cybernetic reconstruction was to artificially enhance his brain from the IQ score of 30 to 78. It was a miracle how the two managed to be spliced together. | |||
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Latest revision as of 22:32, 9 February 2026
Mecha jihad was a giant fighting cyborg created by Viras ISIS. Originally a bio weapon known simply known as "The One To Jihad All The Infidels", he was re-engineered from Godzilla's genetic material (mainly DNA from used toilet paper samples) to follow the tennants of the Quran to an extreme fundamentalist level. He was first sent to attack America's monsters located on Yonggary Island, so that they'll face the might of Allah, but was defeated by The Science Special Search Party via Atheism.
He was then further altered and modified into Allah's one jihad to jihad all by ISIS, now equipped with lazer eyes and the ability to shoot missiles from his fingers, it was on his first mission that he met his match and sworn arch nemesis; Super robo-patriot, who he then fought and defeated him. Mecha Jihad has been involved in numerous other schemes by Viras to turn the entire Earth: Sunni Muslim, being defeated or destroyed almost every time.
While being created, his genetic material somehow got spliced with the genetic material of a Jurassic Park GM grown dilophosaurus. This gave him a strange frill around his neck and the abillity to shoot poison from his mouth. It also made him gayer. Since the DNA of Godzilla was incompatible with the DNA of a dilophosaurus, it made him extremely retarded, thus his first cybernetic reconstruction was to artificially enhance his brain from the IQ score of 30 to 78. It was a miracle how the two managed to be spliced together.