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Baby Hell Jr. (aka Baby Hell Junior) is the place you get to if you are a fucking pussy after you le die. It appeared in all publications of Obacchio Bizarre Lucifer as a minor location (hence the junior). It is the place all prepz and haters ended up in that Obacchio and the Hypersatan Alliance killed off screen. | Baby Hell Jr. (aka Baby Hell Junior) is the place you get to if you are a fucking pussy after you le die. It appeared in all publications of Obacchio Bizarre Lucifer as a minor location (hence the junior). It is the place all prepz and haters ended up in that Obacchio and the Hypersatan Alliance killed off screen. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
Its history began in 666 AD when Baby Hell Sr. was closed down due to health concerns. With the [[Iggy the Reaper|eternally tortured souls]] now having a housing crisis, Moe (short for Asmodeus), then founder of Evil Moe's bar in Slaughterfield Missouri (hometown of Marge Hyuga) saw a massive business opportunity. He took out a small loan of a million trillion gazillion doobiedoobiedoo satan dollars from the nearest blood bank and hired the [[Five Fiendish Foremen of Ethernal Death and Construction]] to build a new, FDA approved Baby Hell. | Its history began in 666 AD when Baby Hell Sr. was closed down due to health concerns. With the [[Iggy the Reaper|eternally tortured souls]] now having a housing crisis, Moe (short for Asmodeus), then founder of Evil Moe's bar in Slaughterfield Missouri (hometown of Marge Hyuga) saw a massive business opportunity. He took out a small loan of a million trillion gazillion doobiedoobiedoo satan dollars from the nearest blood bank and hired the [[Five Fiendish Foremen of Ethernal Death and Construction]] to build a new, FDA approved Baby Hell. | ||
For Baby Hell Jr., new torture methods were developed appropriate for it, to ease the soul into eternal pain and suffering so they don't get overwhelmed when entering Hell, Hell+ or Chinese Hell after completing their time in Baby Hell Jr., such as the Marrow Furnace, the Nerve Harvester, the Organ Grinder, the Skin Weaver and eating 2 popeyes biscuits with no drink. Baby Hell Jr. has gone public as a company as of 2007 and is being actively traded on the Italian-American shadow stock market. | |||
== Trivia == | |||
* There also exists Salty Inferno for all the cool people but it's closed down due to the owner's chihuahua throwing up on the floor and it stinking a lot. The small dog also had an incident with a lion but we should not discuss that here. | |||
Latest revision as of 02:20, 24 August 2026
Baby Hell Jr. (aka Baby Hell Junior) is the place you get to if you are a fucking pussy after you le die. It appeared in all publications of Obacchio Bizarre Lucifer as a minor location (hence the junior). It is the place all prepz and haters ended up in that Obacchio and the Hypersatan Alliance killed off screen.
History
Its history began in 666 AD when Baby Hell Sr. was closed down due to health concerns. With the eternally tortured souls now having a housing crisis, Moe (short for Asmodeus), then founder of Evil Moe's bar in Slaughterfield Missouri (hometown of Marge Hyuga) saw a massive business opportunity. He took out a small loan of a million trillion gazillion doobiedoobiedoo satan dollars from the nearest blood bank and hired the Five Fiendish Foremen of Ethernal Death and Construction to build a new, FDA approved Baby Hell.
For Baby Hell Jr., new torture methods were developed appropriate for it, to ease the soul into eternal pain and suffering so they don't get overwhelmed when entering Hell, Hell+ or Chinese Hell after completing their time in Baby Hell Jr., such as the Marrow Furnace, the Nerve Harvester, the Organ Grinder, the Skin Weaver and eating 2 popeyes biscuits with no drink. Baby Hell Jr. has gone public as a company as of 2007 and is being actively traded on the Italian-American shadow stock market.
Trivia
- There also exists Salty Inferno for all the cool people but it's closed down due to the owner's chihuahua throwing up on the floor and it stinking a lot. The small dog also had an incident with a lion but we should not discuss that here.