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[[File:Screenshot 2026-07-17 092548.png|thumb|Retarded Species]] | [[File:Screenshot 2026-07-17 092548.png|thumb|Retarded Species]] | ||
'''Mambo''', also formerly known from the original vassal as '''Matikanetannhauser''', is a species of retarded chibi Uma's ready to serve as propaganda devices by Big Yahu and are supposed to stimulate raising a pet for people but it all turned into an Invasive Species that needs to be killed as these things are horny as fuck and regenerates fast. All we need to do is kill these fuckers | '''Mambo''', also formerly known from the original vassal as '''Matikanetannhauser''', is a species of retarded chibi Uma's ready to serve as propaganda devices by [[Benjamin Netanyahu|Big Yahu]] and are supposed to stimulate raising a pet for people but it all turned into an Invasive Species that needs to be killed as these things are horny as fuck and regenerates fast. All we need to do is kill these fuckers | ||
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD72eAEOI4A Seems familiar?] | |||
== Creation == | == Creation == | ||
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[[The EVIL Doctor]] than used their bodies to experiment on them for food and then fed the masses of Turks. | [[The EVIL Doctor]] than used their bodies to experiment on them for food and then fed the masses of Turks. | ||
The rest of them were either malnourished to even do anything because Shit doesn't help you or trapped in the Larping territories in zoo cages after Big Yahu proved that they were too dumb for his demands. | |||
==Trivia== | |||
* According to [[Tony Chase]] the mambo's were actually created by [[Government Satellite Man|The Government Satallite Men]] to steal his royal inheritance | |||
Latest revision as of 18:08, 23 August 2026
Mambo, also formerly known from the original vassal as Matikanetannhauser, is a species of retarded chibi Uma's ready to serve as propaganda devices by Big Yahu and are supposed to stimulate raising a pet for people but it all turned into an Invasive Species that needs to be killed as these things are horny as fuck and regenerates fast. All we need to do is kill these fuckers
Creation
They were made in a lab somewhere in Tel Aviv with the powers of Israeli Larp Tech. Tachyon was the main person behind this operations and used a dumbass Uma who could not win a G1 called Matikanetannhauser, who was ordered to sacrifice herself for the experiment which ultimately killed her but her brain still flows in all the Mambo's that were created afterwards.
Diet
The Mambo's love eating shit
Invasion
The Mambo's started to rapidly appear across the Larping Empire and into Turk Territory as ☪️Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.☪️ found about all of these Mambos as Spies and ordered a mass genocide with all his allies killing them. This led half the population of Mambo's to die. They then were guarded with guns in a full out battle but the Shadow Turks defeated them easily and then killed 90% of their population.
The EVIL Doctor than used their bodies to experiment on them for food and then fed the masses of Turks.
The rest of them were either malnourished to even do anything because Shit doesn't help you or trapped in the Larping territories in zoo cages after Big Yahu proved that they were too dumb for his demands.
Trivia
- According to Tony Chase the mambo's were actually created by The Government Satallite Men to steal his royal inheritance