Shitty G

Now playing: "Shitty G's Themesong"

Alright, man, here I go Y'all ain't never heard rhymes like these I'm about to spit more fire than illegal Chinese fireworks... alright here I go - Shitty G about to sing some Bullshi-

Shitty G
Aliases	The Real Shitty G
Stand	Illegal Chinese Fireworks
Profile
Relationships	Tammy(GF) So many ho's that he cant exactly call because he didn't pay his phone bill
Gender	Male
IQ	69
Ethnicity	Caucasian
Nationality	American
Occupation	Applebees
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Other Information
Status
Manga Debut	Fanboy and Chum Chum "G" Chapter(2006)
Anime Debut	Fanboy and Chum Chum Fusion(2008-2010)
Game Debut	Fanboy and Chum Chum XS(2009) (DS)

Shitty G is a Giga Chad, The greatest rapper and a minor character in The Neo Blood Debt anime. He is a rapper from the middle of Tennessee He is one of the best rappers in all of The Blood Debt cinematic Universe being one of the biggest sigma males of all time. He is responsible of the termination of the UTTP and the GoAnimate Worshipers. Shitty wields the stand Illegal Chinese Fireworks being the second or third member so far to have a stand ability. He's freaking awesome and when he drops his album all the Larpers from Israel will cry as he is somehow better than the pissman named Bbno$

He's a rapper he's a rebel two middle fingers in the air he's a wannabe yeah a shitty G be he don't really care. He is a secondary character in the Hueco Mundo Arc as he was in the Turkish Cartel in Huec Mundo, he's mostly being tasked to watch two "criminals" but they lowkey help him and all of the Turks.

He is currently the most recent member of the Turkish Shadow Government after being hired by John Reed after meeting him at the local Applebee's due to seeing the ultimate potential in this wannabe rapper from the middle of Tennessee lmao.

He listened to Cake Girl and after hearing one of the worse fucking song for Kasane Teto in the history of Kasane Teto, Shitty would go into a rage and beat the shitler out of NYAXU1 harder than he beats up GoAnimate kids, and steal NYAXU1 shit. Before using the cash to relase his own game Shitty G Survival on the Nintendo DS with the help of ATLUS publishing it.

Appearance

Throughout the series Shitty G's appearance is usually the same as he wears a backwards blue cap, a wife beater (USUALLY WITH PIT STAINS), He wears sagging black pants which leads to his red polka dot underwear being visible. He also wears white sneakers... O TOOLE. He has light brown hair and big eyebrows, as well as a faint moustache. On his forearm, he has various tattoos of his ex's names which consist of a heart with a burger on it pierced by an arrow anyways the names on his tattoo include "Tammy", "Darnese" Tammy again "Shaniqua" AND TAMMYFOR THE THIRD TIME IN A FUCKIN ROW. However most of his appearance shows him in his fuckass Dishwasher version from Phase 3 of yfm

Anyways Shitty G often wears a golden Chain that says his name on it.

Personality

Shitty G is characterized as a foul mouthed, alcoholic and incredibly unsuccessful rapper from Tennessee. He often gets into trouble with the law for his criminal activity, such as stealing or cooking meth in his trailer. He is also shown to be quite unsuccessful with the ladies, having numerous ex girlfriends/wives, with him seemingly only being with his current Wife for financial stability. Shitty G is also completely delusional, thinking when he drops his album, it will be widely loved and instantly solve all of his money problems.

Lore

TBA

Gallery

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  his tuff art

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  Shittys chain

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  this is a great game

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  Shitty has the worse fucking tattoos

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  Shitty G's planned album that will mog NYAXU1

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  OH SHIT HES POPPING HIS ULT

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  Shitty G's Bedroom

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  Shitty Shows Masha and Aphex his computer school graduation

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  HES A RAPPER HES A REBEL TWO MIDDLE FINGERS

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  shitty G's Shitty home in the Shitty Trailer Park

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  Shitty G Annihilating some random ass biker

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  KING OF THE TRAILER PARK THINKS HES HARD AS NAILS

Relationships

• ☪️Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.☪️ - Boss
• John Reed - Boss technically/Friends
• Stanislav Jr. - Friends
• Aphex Twin - Homies
• Randrei Aleksandr - Friends
• Pistacchio Joe - Cool with kinda
• A literal fucking panda - Accquiantance
• Yerzhan Samakulov - Uneasy Acquaintance
• The EVIL Doctor - Never Really Knew him well
• Furlexei Tailasov - Squadmate
• Pawman Furgorov - Eh?
• Amelia Lin - On Decent Terms
• Vera Belaya - Friends
• Denis Zhuka - Friends
• Berserkio - Friends
• ☭Viadimir Koltsov☭ - Uneasy Aquiantance
• Nikita Melnik - Bros
• Lotton The Wizard - Idk
• Stanislav Kulikov -
• Krispy -
• Leigharch - Homies
• Masha Ryabinovich - Friends
• Chilean Skeleton - Wished he spoke American
• Mamiya Takuji - Adversary
• Tomoko Kuroki - Adversary
• BBNO$ - Adversary in both music and combat
• NYAXU1 - Adversary
• Mexican Friends - Friends but they should speak american
• Tammy - Ex Twice but current wife
• Shaniqua - Ex Wife
• Darnese - Ex Wife

Abilities

• His Bars - He raps like an epic gamer and his rapping makes all LARPers cringe
• These Hands - If Shitty G gets a hold of any alcohol and gets drunk before a fight he somehow gets stronger
• Dishes - He throws Dishes
• Illegal Chinese fireworks - He fires off illegal Chinese fireworks
• STAND: Illegal Chinese Fireworks - UNKNOWN AS OF NOW
• Tammy's Car - He just jacks his wife's car and crashes it into you
• Popping his ult - HE'LL DRINK A BOX OF WINE AND SAY "WHAT UP MY NE-"
• Shitty G's Rage - If he loses a rap battle or worse listens to a song that just sucks he enters a rage and beats the living shitler out of the people
• A M4A1 - Seen in his music video in his trailer however it is unknown if he has ammo for it
• Very Durable Head - He can crush cans with his tuff head by hitting the can against it

Trivia

• He's very awesome
• He is a heavy drinker with his favorite things to drink being 40's of OL'E, Busch Light, Jack Daniels Mixed With Mountain Dew and the worst one an entire box of wine
• HE CANNOT BE LEFT ALONE WITH A BOX OF WINE
• When BBNO$ tried to mock Shitty G and his lifestyle Shitty G would take over the song's third verse and rap about how awesome he is.
• He Grows his own reefer
• His music beats whatever NYAXU1 makes
• The Police has him wanted due to his frequent habit of pissing in the street since he has no bathroom in his trailer
• His Pit Stains are growing fungi
• He's so humble
• He for some reason has a bucket of Industrial Glue In his home
• Shitty is a Diabetic
• Something something illegal Chinese fireworks
• His video game is very good its

His Song

I'm a rapper, I'm a rebel

Two middle fingers in the air

I'm a wannabe, yeah, a Shitty G

But I don't really care

Ain't nobody quite like me

'Cause my name is Shitty G

Ain't nobody quite like me

Shitty (Shitty)

G (G)

Let me tell you about my main man, Shitty G

He never lived in the city, he's from the middle of Tennessee

He's got a wife, she's morbidly obese

While Shitty sits at Denny's sipping 40's of Ol'E

No toilet in his trailer, he'll piss on the street

Shitty G would bite your style, but he's missing some teeth

Rockin' wife beaters with pit stains

Shitty's so humble (yo, I'm the shit, man)

King of the trailer park, thinks he's hard as nails

Front yard lookin' like a junk-yard sale

Rolling round on a riding mower, mouth full of chew

Sipping on Jack Daniels mixed with Mountain Dew

Always running from the cops, getting charged with theft

They want him behind bars, but he's hard to catch

Always hustling something, his hands are never clean

Plus, he's got the worst tattoos that you've ever seen

I'm a rapper, I'm a rebel

Two middle fingers in the air

I'm a wannabe, yeah, a Shitty G

But I don't really care

Ain't nobody quite like me

'Cause my name is Shitty G

Ain't nobody quite like me

Shitty (Shitty)

G (G)

Catch him drinking cans of Busch Light, smoking Newports

Bumping Toby Keith and Too Short, woo!

He grows his own reefer, steals cables from his neighbors

You can always smell the vapors from the meth lab in his trailer

He thinks he's bad, just like his credit

He's got a sugar Mama, but Shitty is diabetic

He's got a poster of Federline, his hero

He'll drink a box of wine and say, "What up, my negro?"

I'm a rapper, I'm a rebel

Two middle fingers in the air

I'm a wannabe, yeah, a Shitty G

But I don't really care

Ain't nobody quite like me

'Cause my name is Shitty G

Ain't nobody quite like me

Shitty (Shitty)

G (G)

Alright, man, here I go

Y'all ain't never heard rhymes like these

I'm about to spit more fire than illegal Chinese fireworks

Alright, here we go

Why y'all missing with me? I'm freaking awesome

I got so many hoes, but I can't exactly call them, 'cause I didn't pay my phone bill

Instead I bought some reefer

When my album drops, you homos will be believers

And I'ma build a studio when I get my settlement from an ol' car wreck

And I'm going to buy a Confederate Flag for my bedroom

That shit is stupid cool

And y'all will laugh when I graduate from computer school

It's freaking embarrassing when I tell my Mexican friends they need to speak American

I got speakers for my beats

They're in my car propped up against my baby seat

And I'ma make it crack this year

Drinking 30 packs, working on my rap career

You laugh, but this ain't no joke

I'm out here repping on the streets for all the country folk

I'm a rapper, I'm a rebel

Two middle fingers in the air

I'm a wannabe, yeah, a Shitty G

But I don't really care

Ain't nobody quite like me

'Cause my name is Shitty G

Ain't nobody quite like me

Shitty (Shitty)

G (G)