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==Biography== | ==Biography== | ||
He is a tyrannical boss who forces his employees to perform slave labor (plowing fields, growing crops, forcing them to suck his dick, etc.) in order to create his cookies that he overprices and pisses on. | He is a tyrannical boss who forces his employees to perform slave labor (plowing fields, growing crops, forcing them to suck his dick, etc.) in order to create his cookies that he overprices and pisses on. | ||
He also owns a white van with "FREE COOKIES" labelled in large black Sharpie lettering. Inside resides most, if not, all ''CookieRun: Kingdom'' characters that are actually the fleshly transformed bodies of his many workers and random children who he morphed into cookies due to Keebler elf's unfathomably evil dark satanic magic. They die immediately when eaten. Y'know the more I learn about this guy the more I don't like him! | |||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*He once killed [[Pop]], [[Snap]] and [[Crackle]] from Rice Krispies by casting testicular torsion on them. To this day the cereal currently has no mascot. I guess you can say he's a... '''''cereal killer!''''' BWAAAAHA<big>AAAahAhaAHaHAhAHAHahaHahAH</big> ahaAhHaha'''haHAHAHAhAHAAHaaHahAHHaha''' hahahahahahahhHAHH<big> <big>AHAHAHAHAhahhahahHAHAHA</big>'''HAHHAAHAHAHAHh'''<br> <small>not funny</small> | *He once killed [[Pop]], [[Snap]], and [[Crackle]] from Rice Krispies by casting testicular torsion on them. To this day, the cereal brand currently has no alternative mascot. I guess you can say he's a... '''''cereal killer!''''' BWAAAAHA<big>AAAahAhaAHaHAhAHAHahaHahAH</big> ahaAhHaha'''haHAHAHAhAHAAHaaHahAHHaha''' hahahahahahahhHAHH<big> <big>AHAHAHAHAhahhahahHAHAHA</big>'''HAHHAAHAHAHAHh'''<br> <small>not funny</small> | ||
==Role in the saga== | ==Role in the saga== | ||
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legitimately forgot he existed | legitimately forgot he existed | ||
<br />-- [[User:Ozzie T. Floridian|Ozzie T. Floridian]] ([[User talk:Ozzie T. Floridian|talk]]) 18:05, 3 June 2026 (EDT) | <br />-- [[User:Ozzie T. Floridian|Ozzie T. Floridian]] ([[User talk:Ozzie T. Floridian|talk]]) 18:05, 3 June 2026 (EDT) | ||
even a speck of dust is more important than this lad, very sad, oh hey i just rhymed. | |||
<br />-- [[User:Barf Bag|Barf Bag]] ([[User talk:Barf Bag|talk]]) 02:01, 24 July 2026 (EDT) | |||
Latest revision as of 22:01, 23 July 2026
The Keebler elf also known as the random background character is a minor villain in the Omniverse Saga.
Biography
He is a tyrannical boss who forces his employees to perform slave labor (plowing fields, growing crops, forcing them to suck his dick, etc.) in order to create his cookies that he overprices and pisses on.
He also owns a white van with "FREE COOKIES" labelled in large black Sharpie lettering. Inside resides most, if not, all CookieRun: Kingdom characters that are actually the fleshly transformed bodies of his many workers and random children who he morphed into cookies due to Keebler elf's unfathomably evil dark satanic magic. They die immediately when eaten. Y'know the more I learn about this guy the more I don't like him!
Trivia
- He once killed Pop, Snap, and Crackle from Rice Krispies by casting testicular torsion on them. To this day, the cereal brand currently has no alternative mascot. I guess you can say he's a... cereal killer! BWAAAAHAAAAahAhaAHaHAhAHAHahaHahAH ahaAhHahahaHAHAHAhAHAAHaaHahAHHaha hahahahahahahhHAHH AHAHAHAHAhahhahahHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHh
not funny
Role in the saga
- He isn't NPC, but he heavily sympathizes with them and he hates Freakers. He is only mentioned twice in the Saga. He doesn't make a physical appearance.
Comments
legitimately forgot he existed
-- Ozzie T. Floridian (talk) 18:05, 3 June 2026 (EDT)
even a speck of dust is more important than this lad, very sad, oh hey i just rhymed.
-- Barf Bag (talk) 02:01, 24 July 2026 (EDT)