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Emily Jones is a fucking NPC bitch and a Pedophile.
'''Emily Jones''' is a fucking NPC bitch, a child predator, and [[Jones Uchiha|Weaboo Jones]]' half sister.


== Backstory ==
== Backstory ==
Emily Jones first appeared in a shitty Lego set in 2015 (aka the first set of Lego elves), where she was some bitch who became friends with some elves or sum shit like that. Until in 2018 or some shit where she was fired from Lego for not making enough money for Lego with the Lego Elves franchise. She joined the NPC Alliance under the presumption that the Lego Elves franchise would be revived. ย 
Emily Jones first appeared in a shitty LEGO<sup>โ“‡</sup> set in 2015 (aka the first set of LEGO<sup>โ“‡</sup> Elves), where she was some bitch who became friends with some elves or sum shit like that. Until in 2018 or some shit where she was fired from LEGO<sup>โ“‡</sup> for not making enough money for LEGO<sup>โ“‡</sup> with the ''LEGO<sup>โ“‡</sup> Elves'' franchise. She joined the [[NPC Alliance]] under the presumption that the ''LEGO<sup>โ“‡</sup> Elves'' franchise would be revived. ย 


She was friends with the bionicle and Lego hero factory characters, before they were converted to ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“ฒ๐“ผ๐“ถ. Emily gotten so mad that she demanded that all porn of Natalie Breez and Toa Gali would be banned and destroyed from the internet, because she didnโ€™t get enough attention.
She was friends with the ''Bionicle'' and ''LEGO<sup>โ“‡</sup> Hero Factory'' characters, before they were converted to ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“ฒ๐“ผ๐“ถ. Emily got so mad that she demanded that all porn of Natalie Breez and Toa Gali would be banned and destroyed from the internet because she didnโ€™t get enough attention.


She supports Unteralterbach (WHEN IT LITERALLY HAS CHARACTERS BASED OFF OF YOUNG GIRLS WHO WERE SAโ€™D) saying that โ€œThose bitches asked for it! They were demons!โ€ And where she was promptly castrated by William Furno.
She was the one who created the island of Unteralterbach and kidnapped young girls and pimped them to police officers under the guise that the girls were demons but they were just actually young girls , and heck she even pimped her own sister out, what a fucking whore, and bitch, all in the early 2010s, and used taxpayers money to support this shithole, but the island was nuked and seized by the Freakers because [[Gali]] found out that Emily had kidnapped Hahli and was about to be sold for sex, but Gali beaten the shit out of Emily and freed Hahli.
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She was involved with the making of Femboy Kai, a clone that was a even more NPC version of Kai from ninjago, after Kai was assassinated by a freaker, and she caused the rise of femboys in the transformers fandoml


== Her awesome ass death ==
== Her awesome ass death ==
One day Emily was gooning to Unteralterbach, until [[Fugi-Dove]] broke into her house, where she was storing hundreds of kidnapped young girls and young boys, and Fugi-Dove said and I quote โ€œPedophile bitch, even I as a freaker canโ€™t support your pedo shit,โ€ and he promptly slit her throat open and torn her vocal cords out and he continued saying โ€œFUCK YOU PEDOPHILE EMILY FUCKING JONES! AT LEAST THE FREAKERS DONT SUPPORT BERND AND HIS PEDOPHILE SHIT!โ€ And he would later kill her friends and the Lego friends bitches
One day Emily was complaining about Unteralterbach being bombed by the Freakers, until [[Fugi-Dove]] broke into her house, where she was storing hundreds of kidnapped young girls and young boys, and Fugi-Dove said and I quote โ€œPedophile bitch, even I as a freaker canโ€™t support your pedo shit,โ€ and he promptly slit her throat open and torn her vocal cords out and he continued saying โ€œFUCK YOU PEDOPHILE EMILY FUCKING JONES! AT LEAST THE FREAKERS DONT SUPPORT FUCKNG REAL LIFE KIDS!โ€ And he would later kill her friends and the ''LEGO<sup>โ“‡</sup> Friends'' bitches
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Latest revision as of 19:07, 12 July 2026

WARNING THIS PAGE HAS A NPC ON IT! ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€
LEGOโ“‡ my Eggo!

Emily Jones is a fucking NPC bitch, a child predator, and Weaboo Jones' half sister.

Backstory

Emily Jones first appeared in a shitty LEGOโ“‡ set in 2015 (aka the first set of LEGOโ“‡ Elves), where she was some bitch who became friends with some elves or sum shit like that. Until in 2018 or some shit where she was fired from LEGOโ“‡ for not making enough money for LEGOโ“‡ with the LEGOโ“‡ Elves franchise. She joined the NPC Alliance under the presumption that the LEGOโ“‡ Elves franchise would be revived.

She was friends with the Bionicle and LEGOโ“‡ Hero Factory characters, before they were converted to ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“ฒ๐“ผ๐“ถ. Emily got so mad that she demanded that all porn of Natalie Breez and Toa Gali would be banned and destroyed from the internet because she didnโ€™t get enough attention.

She was the one who created the island of Unteralterbach and kidnapped young girls and pimped them to police officers under the guise that the girls were demons but they were just actually young girls , and heck she even pimped her own sister out, what a fucking whore, and bitch, all in the early 2010s, and used taxpayers money to support this shithole, but the island was nuked and seized by the Freakers because Gali found out that Emily had kidnapped Hahli and was about to be sold for sex, but Gali beaten the shit out of Emily and freed Hahli.

She was involved with the making of Femboy Kai, a clone that was a even more NPC version of Kai from ninjago, after Kai was assassinated by a freaker, and she caused the rise of femboys in the transformers fandoml

Her awesome ass death

One day Emily was complaining about Unteralterbach being bombed by the Freakers, until Fugi-Dove broke into her house, where she was storing hundreds of kidnapped young girls and young boys, and Fugi-Dove said and I quote โ€œPedophile bitch, even I as a freaker canโ€™t support your pedo shit,โ€ and he promptly slit her throat open and torn her vocal cords out and he continued saying โ€œFUCK YOU PEDOPHILE EMILY FUCKING JONES! AT LEAST THE FREAKERS DONT SUPPORT FUCKNG REAL LIFE KIDS!โ€ And he would later kill her friends and the LEGOโ“‡ Friends bitches