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| {{Quote|"You want fun? WARIO SHOWS YOU FUN!!!"}}{{Quote|I'MA WARIO! IMA GONNA WIN!}}{{Quote|Pick up the phone baby}}{{Quote|[[File:It Ain't Easy Being ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐!.mp3 ]]}}{{Character Box 1
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| | Name = <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,#281705 17%,Orange 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: gold;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center"><u>Emperor ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ I,</u><br><br>Emperor of the Freaky Imperium of America "Galactic Mechannosaurus-Rex, Indestructible Space Emperor of the Foreseeable Universe, Galactic Celestial Constellational Robotic God of War, Sex, Shitposts and Insanity, also known as Mechafreak or Noctulian FreakyBob" <sup>OC FO TOAF LICKE</sup>
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| | Age = ''Primordial <small>(Uncountable)</small>''
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| | image = Freakybob_by_burnedsilvercookies_dijpfz1.png
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| | Kanji = ใฏใชใช
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| | Romaji = Wario
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| | gender = {{Freakymale}}
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| | sexuality = [[File:Omnisexual.webp|25px|link=๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ]] <span style="background:linear-gradient(90deg,Magenta,Black,#4f72f3); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">'''Omnisexual'''</span>
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| | species = <spoiler>'''Outer God <small>(Sky God)</small>'''</spoiler><u>'''Disguises'''</u>
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| Aplysina ''Impotentiolibidine''<br>
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| Homo ''Sapien''<br>
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| | race = <big><span style="color:#FBDCC6;">โโ</span></big> Pale Orange<br>
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| | hair-color = <big><span style="color:#E0B646;">โโ</span></big> Rich Blonde<br>
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| <big><span style="color:#543617;">โโ</span></big> Light Brown
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| | eye-color = <big><span style="color:#543617;">โโ</span></big> Dark Brown
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| | height = 3'2"โ3'5", 4'5"โ5'9"
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| | occupation(s) = Unemployed Criminal <small>(NEET)</small>
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| | status = <spoiler>{{color|limegreen|'''Alive'''}}</spoiler>
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| | classification = [[File:Science-atommodel.webp|20px]] <span style="background:linear-gradient(#6fa8dc 50%, gray); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">'''Science'''</span>-<span style="background:linear-gradient(Gold 50%, #bf9000); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">'''Magic'''</span> [[File:Pentagram-GreatGold.webp|20px]] Hybrid<br>''Complete'' '''Immortal'''
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| | woke = <span style="font-size:125%; vertical-align:-5%;">โโโโโโโโโโ<sup>โ<sup>โ</sup></sup>
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| | children = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px black;"><span style="color:white;">'''Hรคnsel & Gretel'''</span></span><br><small>(Ward/Adopted Daughters)</small>
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| | friends = [[File:Waluigi Emblem.png|20px|link=๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ธ๐ป๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐ช๐ท๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ป๐ฎ]] [[๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ธ๐ป๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐ช๐ท๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ป๐ฎ|<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#E8E625); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: #421994;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''WAฮUIGI'''</span>]]โ <small>(Best Frenemy)</small><br>
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| <span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px black;"><span style="color:white;">'''Hรคnsel & Gretel'''</span></span>โ <small>(Best Friends)</small><br><br>
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| Various across the<br>[[File:๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Flag!.png|25px]] <span style="background:linear-gradient(90deg,#ffdd00,#238020,#0080ff,#ff0040); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">'''The''' ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ '''SUSiety!'''</span>
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| | alignment = <span style="background:linear-gradient(#a30303 50%, black); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">'''Chaotic Evil'''</span> <small>(<span style="background:linear-gradient(90deg,#ffdd00,#238020,#0080ff,#ff0040); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐</span>)</small>
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| | mental age = <small>approx.</small> 60+
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| | enemies = <center>[[File:Nobody_Sigil.png|20px]] <span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px black;">{{color|white|'''Light / Replicants'''}} </span>[[File:Nobody_Sigil.png|20px]]<br>[[File:Heartless_Emblem.png|15px]] <span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px white;">{{color|black|'''Darkness / Gestalts'''}} [[File:Heartless_Emblem.png|15px]]
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| | residence = [[File:๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ville.png|25px]] ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดville, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดopolis, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดia, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Galaxy
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| | kill count = Incalculable
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| | aliases = [[File:Wario_Emblem.png|20px|link=๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ]] <u>'''Wario'''</u><br>[[File:Coop_Emblem.png|20px|link=๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ]] <u>'''Coop'''</u><br><br>
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| FreakBob Goonelius Martin Kissnut SkibidiRizz theRealSigma Rizzler Ohio Grimace Shake Mustache Cash Stash LickyPants "the great cosmic god of the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด and getting ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐"<br>๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐Bob<br>
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| ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ<br>
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| FreakyBob<br>
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| FreakBob<br>
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| | interests = {{Scroll|Being ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐.<br>
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| Villainy.<br>
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| Being evil.<br>
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| Trying to steal things.<br>
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| Scamming people.<br>
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| Trying to take over the world.<br>
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| Spread chaos.<br>
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| Antagonizing Mario.<br>
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| Antagonizing SpongeBob.<br>
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| Masturbating seventeen times a day.<br>
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| Hanging out with Mort.}}
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| | real name = ''Unknown <small>(Unpronounceable)</small>''
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| | pronouns = {{color|Gold|'''Fhe/Fim โ'''}}<br>
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| {{color|#368bd6|'''He/Him โ'''}}
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| | aura colour = <big><span style="color:#FAEF2E;">โโ</span></big> Golden Fizz<br>
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| | criminal record = {{Scroll|Abusive language<br>
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| Affray<br>
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| Air rage<br>
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| Anatomy murder<br>
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| Assault<br>
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| Assault occasioning actual bodily harm<br>
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| Assault with intent to resist arrest<br>
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| Assisting offender<br>
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| Barratry<br>
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| Battery<br>
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| Bigamy<br>
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| Bike rage<br>
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| Blackmail<br>
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| Blasphemous libel<br>
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| Blockbusting<br>
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| Body snatching<br>
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| Bomb threat<br>
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| Breach of the peace<br>
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| Canned hunt<br>
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| Capital murder<br>
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| Car chase<br>
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| Causing death by dangerous driving<br>
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| Cheating<br>
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| Common assault<br>
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| Compounding a felony<br>
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| Coney-catching<br>
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| Conspiracy to murder<br>
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| Continuing trespass<br>
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| Convenience store crime<br>
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| Corrupt practices<br>
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| Crimen injuria<br>
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| Criminal conversion<br>
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| Criminal damage in English law<br>
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| Criminal possession of a weapon<br>
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| Culpable and reckless conduct<br>
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| Dangerous driving<br>
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| Deadly weapon<br>
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| Death threat<br>
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| Declaring war on Poland<br>
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| Democide<br>
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| Desertion<br>
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| Disorderly conduct<br>
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| Disposal of a corpse with intent to obstruct or prevent a coroner's inquest<br>
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| Driving under the influence<br>
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| Edging in public<br>
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| Embezzlement<br>
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| Embracery<br>
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| Employment fraud<br>
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| Endangerment<br>
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| Evasion of liability by deception<br>
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| Existing<br>
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| Extortion<br>
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| Failure to appear<br>
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| Failure to obey a police order<br>
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| False accounting<br>
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| False pretenses<br>
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| Fear or provocation of violence<br>
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| Felony<br>
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| Fence<br>
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| Fetal abduction<br>
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| Forcible entry<br>
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| Frameup<br>
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| Fraud<br>
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| Getting high of off illegal substances<br>
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| Ghosting<br>
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| Grand Theft Auto<br>
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| Hair theft<br>
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| Happy slapping<br>
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| Hazing<br>
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| Homicide<br>
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| Identity cleansing<br>
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| Ilegal drug use<br>
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| Illegal entry<br>
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| Illegal emigration<br>
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| Illegal immigration<br>
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| Impersonator<br>
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| Indictable offence
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| Insurance fraud<br>
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| Intimidation<br>
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| Jury tampering<br>
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| Kidnapping<br>
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| Loitering<br>
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| Malfeasance in office<br>
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| Messing with fis meat in front of minors<br>
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| Mismarking<br>
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| Misprision of felony<br>
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| Misprision of treason<br>
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| Mobbing<br>
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| Molesting a minor<br>
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| Mopery<br>
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| Motor vehicle theft<br>
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| Moving violation<br>
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| Murder<br>
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| Mutiny<br>
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| Munting<br>
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| Needle spiking<br>
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| Obsessive relational intrusion<br>
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| Obstruction of justice in the United States<br>
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| Obtaining a money transfer by deception<br>
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| Obtaining pecuniary advantage by deception<br>
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| Obtaining property by deception<br>
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| Obtaining services by deception<br>
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| Occupational crime<br>
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| Offences against public justice<br>
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| Offensive weapon<br>
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| Outraging public decency<br>
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| Perfect crime<br>
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| Perjury<br>
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| Personation of a juror<br>
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| Perverting the course of justice<br>
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| Pickpocketing<br>
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| Police impersonation<br>
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| Polygamy<br>
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| Possession of stolen goods<br>
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| Practicing without a license<br>
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| Prank call<br>
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| Preventing the lawful burial of a body<br>
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| Public Indecency<br>
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| Public nudity<br>
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| Public nuisance<br>
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| Putting a glory-hole in every public restroom<br>
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| Crimes involving radioactive substances<br>
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| Reckless burning<br>
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| Refusal to serve in a public office<br>
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| Removing article from place open to the public<br>
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| Ritualcide<br>
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| Road rage<br>
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| Robbery<br>
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| Rape<br>
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| Sabotage<br>
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| Section 5 of the Public Order Act 1986<br>
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| Touching a minor<br>
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| Sedition<br>
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| Serial killer<br>
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| Shoplifting<br>
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| Solicitation<br>
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| Soliciting to murder<br>
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| Staged crash<br>
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| Stalking<br>
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| Stouthrief<br>
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| Stowaway<br>
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| Subornation of perjury<br>
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| Sucking off an officer<br>
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| Summary offence<br>
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| Tampering<br>
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| Tax Fraud<br>
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| Terrorism<br>
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| Terroristic threat<br>
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| Treachery<br>
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| Trespassing<br>
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| Theft<br>
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| Unlawful assembly<br>
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| Unlicensed broadcasting<br>
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| Uttering<br>
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| Valet boy<br>
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| Vandalism<br>
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| War profiteering<br>
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| Witness tampering<br>
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| Being too ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐}}
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| | employees = [[File:๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Flag!.png|25px]] <span style="background:linear-gradient(90deg,#ffdd00,#238020,#0080ff,#ff0040); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">'''The''' ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ '''SUSiety!'''</span>
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| | affiliation(s) = [[File:๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Flag!.png|25px]] <span style="background:linear-gradient(90deg,#ffdd00,#238020,#0080ff,#ff0040); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">'''The''' ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ '''SUSiety!'''</span>
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| | personality = {{scroll|
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| *Rude<br>
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| *Angry<br>
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| *Mad<br>
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| *Stubborn<br>
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| *Jerk<br>
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| *Selfish<br>
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| *Jovial<br>
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| *Narcissistic<br>
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| *Comedic<br>
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| *Anti-Social<br>
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| *Extroverted<br>
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| *Loud<br>
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| *Obnoxious<br>
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| *Annoying<br>
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| *Weird<br>
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| *Offensive<br>
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| *Mentally Challenged<br>
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| *Sociopathic<br>
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| *Insane<br>
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| *Looney}}
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| | vehicle(s) = The ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Galaxy<br><small>(Megas XLR)</small>
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| | favourite food = Garlic
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| | first appearance = [[File:20s.png|75px]]<br>
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| <u>'''15<sup>th</sup> of February, 1927'''</u><br>
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| Moonshiner Arc ~ ''The Rolling Bootlegs''
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| | theme = <u>'''Cigaro'''</u><br>
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| [[File:System Of A Down - Cigaro .mp3]]
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| | religion = [[File:Atheismsymbol.png|20px|link=๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ]] <span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px white;">{{color|black|Irreligious <small>(Atheist)</small>}}
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| | blip = <spoiler>{{color|red|'''No'''}}</spoiler>
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| | weight = '''Fat'''
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| }}<div class="FreakCult">'<nowiki/>''Fis Divinity Freak Bob, Cosmic God of War, the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดMork, the Prophet of Incels, the Cool Autistic Gamer 774, the Virgin with Rage''' , or '''Emperor Freaky Bob I, Emperor of the Freaky Imperium of freakville''' , introduced as '''Wario''' in fis human form, also known as simply '''Freaky Bob, FreakBob''' (Signature: '''๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ'<nowiki/>'''''๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐ซ๐ธ๐ซ''') is a ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐male sponge.
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| </div>Fhe is the inventor of sex, the emperor of ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ville, the God of the ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด known for acting ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ around people and calling people on the phone, and the is overarching main tritagonist of the entirety of ''fiction'', including the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Saga. Fhe is the leader of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety!, alongside fis best frenemy [[๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ธ๐ป๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐ช๐ท๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ป๐ฎ|<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,black 17%,#281705 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: Green;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ธ๐ป๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐ช๐ท๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ป๐ฎ'''</span>]]. The two being Outerversal 11<sup>th</sup> Dimensional Gods, who are both sixty '''sex'''tillion light-years old.
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| First appearing as a evil fartitudinous and villainous anti-heroic arch-rival of Mario, he first debuted in the 1920s Saga where he joined a rumrunner crew where he served as a minor comedic-relief antagonist. After the death of the owner of the departure, Fhe began doing odd jobs for the new owner.ย Fhe loves to eat ''garlio'', a species of garlic he named after fimself which gives fim deadly farts to murder fis enemies. It is rumored that whoever stands near him can taste garlic, but that was obviously a lie spread by fimself because fhe smells so bad, no one likes fim except for ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐, who has no sense of smell and is a huge retard. Fhe is also good at writing poetry, but nobody ever likes it because it is offensive. In fact, fhe was once chased by an angry mob because they hated fis poetry so much. Fhe once tried joining the League of Rated-R but was rejected multiple times for being a ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ weirdo.<ref>https://peppafanon.miraheze.org/wiki/Wario</ref>
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| Overall, fhe comes across as a useless villain who doesn't do too much and isn't a threat to anyone (in fact, fhe usually causes more trouble for his fellow villians then heroes), but in truth, fhe is a twisted and sociopathic maniac who has commited multiple atrocoties against humanity. also, every time fhe sees Peppa Pig, fhe beats the shit out of her til she drops all her money. Then fhe runs off with ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐. Fun fact: fhe loves watching ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ throw normies into wood chippers and fhe was blamed for the burning of Peppa Pig's house (which was true.) Fhe cannot die since fhe was cursed with immortality, but fhe still feels pain. Even when the universe and reality itself soon dies, fhe will still be alive, traversing through the void of nothingness for millions upon millions of years in utter dispair and misery from the realization that fhe will never have sex again. (fhe will be unable to create life, stars, planets, or literally anything else after the [[CUMageddon|cumageddon]]).
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| Fhe is also really bad at managing stuff, as all fis companies have been eventually run into the ground selling cheap ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ stuff or were reported to have horrible working conditions. For example, his former microshame company WarioWare was reported to ENSLAVE their workers and force them to make microshames.<ref>https://unanything.fandom.com/wiki/Wario</ref>
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| After the timeskip, fhe was assassinated by the NPC fool Ren Hoek at one point, but naturally resurrected because fhe cannot die. Fhe also created the world and was going to name it either ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐istan or Sexland before settling on Earth for some reason. Fhe is also the reason why you have to have sex to have reproduce instead of literally any other method, that way this means that if you don't have sex nobody will be born anymore and society will crumble and collapse, leading to the extinction of the human race. Thus, the entire meaning of life is about being ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐, as fhe envisioned and intended. '''''๐น๐ป๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฌ๐ธ๐ธ๐ต, ๐ฑ๐พ๐ฑ?'''''
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| Fhe spotted [[Crack Miser]] and ran to talk to him and asked him if fhe's ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ cause' you know Crack Miser didn't listen because fhe's high on crack but they still talked and became friends that day. Later on, fhe became evolved in a multiversal war against Heaven and Hell while becoming the main pilot of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Galaxy. Alongside ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ and the twins, fhe does what fhe can to save the entire Omniverse in order for fimself to be able to conquer it and make it all for fimself.
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| Fhe is possibly the origins of the Mesopotamian goddess of fertility and sex Ishtar. Fhe eats flesh. In the end, fhe only really cares about fimself, ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ and the twins.
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| Fhe is omnipresent, omnipotent and omnisexual and is the only character in the Freaky Saga to not be fictional.
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| Everyone is afraid of Freaky Bob. Even [[Dotar Surk]] and his buddy Cthulhu is afraid of fim.
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| == Overview ==
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| [[File:Wario - Original Design (Art @ CoolioDavid).png|center|thumb|859x859px|Wario / ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ as fhe appeared in the 1920s Saga alongside Mario.]]
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| Originally designed to be an arch-rival to Mario. Fis human form is that of a fat, hot-tempered, and greedy middle aged man, usually playing the role of an anti-hero or an antagonist. Fun fact! One of fis aliases, Wario, is a combination of Mario's name and the Japanese word warui (ๆชใ), meaning "bad". ''<small>Bet you totally never heard that before!</small>'' Fhe was created of Hiroji Kiyotake and Yoichi Kotabe helped with the character's final design. Some of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's defining traits are fis yellow color scheme; simple-mindedness; rude, reckless, greedy, and ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ personality; zigzag mustache in fis human form (as well as other bizarre physical features); insatiable appetite for garlic; and rivalry with Mario and [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ has frequently been used by the narrative as a comic relief character. This is evident in a handful of episodes, films, and games, where fhe humorously emotes, goes into long rants, or childishly rages in many occasions. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's double-sided humor come into play in any game, as shown in fis animations and moves, as well as cutscenes involving fim in the story. Fhe also constantly is shown repeatedly annoying the narrator with fis hi-jinks, and misses a veiled insult from fim when ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ claims to be fis own supervisor.<ref>https://www.mariowiki.com/Wario</ref>
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| === Inventions ===
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| * Life itself
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| * Sex
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| * Reinventing Freaky Fridays
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| * Inventing Freakpay
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| * Reinventing Licking freaky
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| * Introducing Freaky Island
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| * The freak death penalty
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| * Freaky Weakies
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| * Gooning
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| * Freaking
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| * Felonies
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| * Ohio
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| * Skbidi Toilet
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| * MegaMan
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| * Transformers
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| * Lawsuits
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| * Fortnite
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| * Ballsacks
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| * Edginf
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| * Skibidi Toilet
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| * Freaky Patrick
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| * Tomato sauce
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| * Testicular Torsion
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| * Onion
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| * Toasters
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| * The Gen Alpha and Beta Generations
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| === Crimes ===
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| * '''Abusive language (law)'''
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| * '''Affray'''
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| * '''Air rage'''
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| * '''Anatomy murder'''
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| * '''Assault'''
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| * '''Assault occasioning actual bodily harm'''
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| * '''Assault with intent to resist arrest'''
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| * '''Assisting offender'''
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| * '''Barratry'''
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| * '''Battery'''
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| * '''Bigamy'''
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| * '''Bike rage'''
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| * '''Blackmail'''
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| * '''Blasphemous libel'''
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| * '''Blockbusting'''
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| * '''Body snatching'''
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| * '''Bomb threat'''
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| * '''Breach of the peace'''
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| * '''Canned hunt'''
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| * '''Capital murder'''
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| * '''Car chase'''
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| * '''Causing death by dangerous driving'''
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| * '''Cheating'''
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| * '''Common assault'''
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| * '''Compounding a felony'''
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| * '''Coney-catching'''
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| * '''Conspiracy to murder'''
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| * '''Continuing trespass'''
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| * '''Convenience store crime'''
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| * '''Corrupt practices'''
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| * '''Crimen injuria'''
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| * '''Criminal conversion'''
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| * '''Criminal damage in English law'''
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| * '''Criminal possession of a weapon'''
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| * '''Culpable and reckless conduct'''
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| * '''Dangerous driving'''
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| * '''Deadly weapon'''
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| * '''Death threat'''
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| * '''Declaring war on Poland'''
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| * '''Democide'''
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| * '''Desertion'''
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| * '''Disorderly conduct'''
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| * '''Disposal of a corpse with intent to obstruct or prevent a coroner's inquest'''
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| * '''Driving under the influence'''
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| * '''Edging in public'''
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| * '''Embezzlement'''
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| * '''Embracery'''
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| * '''Employment fraud'''
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| * '''Endangerment'''
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| * '''Evasion of liability by deception'''
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| * '''Existing'''
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| * '''Extortion'''
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| * '''Failure to appear'''
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| * '''Failure to obey a police order'''
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| * '''False accounting'''
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| * '''False pretenses'''
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| * '''Fear or provocation of violence'''
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| * '''Felony'''
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| * '''Fence (criminal)'''
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| * '''Fetal abduction'''
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| * '''Forcible entry'''
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| * '''Frameup'''
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| * '''Fraud'''
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| * '''Getting high of off illegal substances'''
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| * '''Ghosting (identity theft)'''
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| * '''Grand Theft Auto'''
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| * '''Hair theft'''
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| * '''Happy slapping'''
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| * '''Hazing'''
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| * '''Homicide'''
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| * '''Identity cleansing'''
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| * '''Ilegal drug use'''
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| * '''Illegal entry'''
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| * '''Illegal emigration'''
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| * '''Illegal immigration'''
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| * '''Impersonator'''
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| * '''In 1997 Freakybob and [[๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ธ๐ป๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฎ๐ป ๐๐ช๐ท๐น๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป๐ป๐ฎ|Daffy]] were on the run from the federal government and switching states every 2 months for illegally producing clinical liposuctions to organ harvest innocent civilians'''
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| * '''Indictable offence'''
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| * '''Insurance fraud'''
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| * '''Intimidation'''
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| * '''Jury tampering'''
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| * '''Kidnapping'''
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| * '''Loitering'''
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| * '''Malfeasance in office'''
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| * '''Messing with fis meat in front of minors'''
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| * '''Mismarking'''
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| * '''Misprision of felony'''
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| * '''Misprision of treason'''
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| * '''Mobbing'''
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| * '''Molesting a minor'''
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| * '''Mopery'''
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| * '''Motor vehicle theft'''
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| * '''Moving violation'''
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| * '''Murder'''
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| * '''Mutiny'''
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| * '''Munting'''
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| * '''Needle spiking'''
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| * '''Obsessive relational intrusion'''
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| * '''Obstruction of justice in the United States'''
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| * '''Obtaining a money transfer by deception'''
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| * '''Obtaining pecuniary advantage by deception'''
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| * '''Obtaining property by deception'''
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| * '''Obtaining services by deception'''
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| * '''Occupational crime'''
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| * '''Offences against public justice'''
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| * '''Offensive weapon'''
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| * '''Outraging public decency'''
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| * '''Perfect crime'''
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| * '''Perjury'''
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| * '''Personation of a juror'''
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| * '''Perverting the course of justice'''
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| * '''Pickpocketing'''
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| * '''Police impersonation'''
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| * '''Polygamy'''
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| * '''Possession of stolen goods'''
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| * '''Practicing without a license'''
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| * '''Prank call'''
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| * '''Preventing the lawful burial of a body'''
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| * '''Public Indecency'''
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| * '''Public nudity'''
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| * '''Public nuisance'''
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| * '''Putting a glory-hole in every public restroom'''
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| * '''Crimes involving radioactive substances'''
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| * '''Reckless burning'''
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| * '''Refusal to serve in a public office'''
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| * '''Removing article from place open to the public'''
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| * '''Ritualcide'''
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| * '''Road rage'''
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| * '''Robbery'''
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| * '''Rape'''
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| * '''Sabotage'''
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| * '''Section 5 of the Public Order Act 1986'''
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| * '''Touching a minor'''
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| * '''Sedition'''
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| * '''Serial killer'''
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| * '''Shoplifting'''
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| * '''Solicitation'''
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| * '''Soliciting to murder'''
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| * '''Staged crash'''
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| * '''Stalking'''
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| * '''Stouthrief'''
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| * '''Stowaway'''
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| * '''Subornation of perjury'''
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| * '''Sucking off an officer'''
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| * '''Summary offence'''
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| * '''Tampering (crime)'''
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| * '''Tax Fraud'''
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| * '''Terrorism'''
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| * '''Terroristic threat'''
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| * '''Treachery (law)'''
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| * '''Trespass'''
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| * '''Taking without owner's consent'''
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| * '''Unlawful assembly'''
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| * '''Unlicensed broadcasting'''
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| * '''Uttering'''
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| * '''Valet boy'''
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| * '''Vandalism'''
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| * '''Violence'''
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| * '''War profiteering'''
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| * '''Witness tampering'''
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| And finally, the worst of them all...
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| * '''Being too ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐'''
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| == Biography and History ==
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| === <u><big>Appearances</big></u> ===
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| === <u><big>Past and Background</big></u> ===
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| ==== "''The Ugly Duckling''" ====
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| Fhe was born onย โโโโโโ โโโโ in the year โโโโ, in โโโโโโโ โโโโ โโโโโ, but something was off. Fhe was born to no one. Fhe had created fimself. Life itself did not exist prior to โโโโโโ โโโโ, โโโโ.
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| Fhe was given the specific task of โโโโโโโโ the โโโโโโโโโโ of โโโโโโโโโ. Fis powers were planned to be simultaneously decoded by โโโโโ โโโโ to complete the process for "true humanization."
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| ==== <big>''Genesis''</big> ====
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| ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ created the first fish, and fhe tries to raise them to be freaky. But the fish wander off to hawk tuah NPCville for an overnight vacation. They come back, and when ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ learns where they went to fhe sigma grimace shaked their skins off and wore it for the rest of the morning. This was the first murder
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| === <u><big>Story</big></u> ===
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| ==== [[File:White Book.png|46x46px]] <span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px black;"><big>{{color|white|<big>The Light Prognosticus ''~'' ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ฒ Saga:</big> <small>''what will you do at the end of the world? are you busy? will you save us?''</small>}}</big></span> ====
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| =====<div class="hiddentext" style="display: none;">1990s</div> [[File:90s.png|55x55px]]=====
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| ====== ''<big>Infamy</big>'' ======
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| Going into mid 1997, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ began to surface all across Bikini Bottom. For instance, on May 1st, 1999, a MSN user screenshoted a guy named ''freakybob'' then he received a mysterious phone call begging him to answer.
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| =====<div class="hiddentext" style="display: none;">2000s</div> [[File:00s.png|55x55px]]=====
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| ====== ''<big>Arrest</big>'' ======
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| [[File:Freaky_Bob_being_freaky_with_a_miner.webp|center|frameless|435x435px]]
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| ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ was arrested on June 13th, 2001 for being a little freaky with multiple women and men of the Bikini Bottom, was apart of Mr Klamp's money laundering and tax evasion (MLATE) program. Fis response in court to fis crimes was as followed. "I got a little too freaky off some crunk and spunk so what? maybe skibidi grimace shake mewing rizzed up a few people but what? I was tryin to make them bands onfoenem."
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| [[File:Freaky_Bob_Arrest.webp|center|frameless|372x372px]]
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| Fhe was later released 3 months later.
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| ==== <big>''[[File:Black Book.png|46x46px]] <span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px white;">{{color|black|<big>The Dark Prognosticus ''~'' ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Saga:</big> <small>''what will you do at the end of the world? may i, see you once again?''</small>}}</span>''</big> ====
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| ===== [[File:heart (1).png|25x25px|link=]] <big>{{color|red|Act One}}</big> =====
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| ====== ''<big>Wario's ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Friday</big>'' ======
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| WarioWare Inc. was offlineโcrashed, broken, silent during what was known as a ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Friday. For ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, that was a problem as during this week, fhe was desperately searching for a miracle that would lead to a new era of being a villain. He needed chaos like most people need oxygen. Boredom was a disease, and fhe was getting sick fast. Then fhe thought of something BRILLIANT. Fhe would turn fimself into his notorious yet under-looked Spongy form to spread chaos amongst Bikini Bottom now that Mario was dead.
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| To symbolic showcase this new chapter in ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's life and how he must move on from Mario's death, fhe demanded a sacrifice. Something grotesque to fis old persona, Warioโs nose!
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| [[File:NoseNThings.png|260x260px|right|frameless]]
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| ======''<big>The Great Nose Sacrifice</big>''======
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| The giant, iconic snoutโhis pride and fis brandโwas surgically offered up to a strange storefront called Nose Nโ Things, a shop in Bikini Bottom that was known for being unhinged. With surgical precision, the nose was removed. Now that ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ was changed, reborn in absurd violence and divine mischief, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ stood ready. Fhe looked in the mirrorโโWAHH! Itโs time to get ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐!โ fhe shouted. And just like that, the world was about to get much weirder.
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| ====== ''<big>Fame</big>'' ======
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| On April 5th 2024, Instagram user @freeakbob posted a two-panel meme showing "Freakbob" calling and the question, "Would you answer???" Over two months, the post gained roughly 36,300 likes.
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| On April 13th, 2024, TikToker @lolkzfn posted a Slow Fade-In video that used the aforementioned meme, adding the song "Pick Up the Phone" by Travis Scott and Young Thug as the audio, gaining over 414,500 plays and 67,400 likes in two months.
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| Going into mid-2024, creators started using the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ screenshot to interrupt slow fade-in memes, evident in a video posted by TikToker @relatable.tay on June 10th that received over 1.4 million plays and 347,800 likes in two days.
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| [[File:Freaky_Bob_Paramount.webp|center|frameless]]
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| Fhe got paramount plus wtf.
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| ====== <big>''Disappearance''</big> ======
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| [[File:Freaky_Bob_is_missing.webp|center|frameless]]
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| ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ disappeared from the internet on June 15th, sparking concerns among fis freaky followers, but it would be 10 days later that fhe would return.
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| ====== <big>''2024 USA Presidential Elections''</big> ======
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| [[File:E_5NJQWUcA8fMFV.webp|frameless|right|351x351px]]
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| [[File:ProfileIcon_y0tavbw2jkqc1.webp|frameless|left]]๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is pursuing to become a president of USA. Fhe has fis own party called "The Freaky Deaky Drake-Leaky Party" (TFDDLP) which specializes in being freaky.
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| ====== ''<big>Response to Trump being almost assassinated</big>'' ======
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| Here is fis response:
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| {{Quote|Donald Trump was my skibidi sigma..... and thank Grimace Shake that ass he survived...... otherwise i would've lost my edging streak|FreakBob Goonellius Martin B. Kissnut Grimass LickyPants III}}
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| ====== ''<big>Usurpation of the Throne</big>'' ======
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| On July 30, 2024, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ usurped the title of Emperor of the Freaky States of America, rendering fim to be Emperor Freaky Bob I. The dominion was never the same again.
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| ====== ''<big>Argument with GangstaBob</big>'' ======
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| On August 4, 2024, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ argued against Gangsta Bob on Reddit about who would win in a fight.
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| ====== ''<big>893283<sup>th</sup> Death (non-canon)</big>'' ======
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| On August 31, 2024, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ was suddenly diagnosed with lead poisoning, otherwise known as Anti-Freakiness, after Ren secretly puts lead in fis drink before fis supper. Fhe ended up passing away in fis throne at 5:27 PM, where fhe was found dead on the floor by fis servants.
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| This is not canon and fhe is alive and fhe is currently hunting down the person who wrote this section
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| ====== ''<big>2024 Summer Olympics</big>'' ======
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| Fhe will partake in it. So far, fhe has won the gold medal for being ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐, but stay warned that fhe will obtain more.
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| ====== <big>Project '''๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด'''</big> ======
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| The Projectย '''๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด''' is an initiative organized by the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety and ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ with the aim of promoting freakiness. It proposes to legalize public nudity, enforce a minimum 10 year edging streak, mandate answering all freak calls, and legalize prostitution; only to name a few. In doing so, this would unite the nation under one freak. Weiners!
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| ====== '''<big>๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ville</big>''' ======
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| ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ created a concept for a civilization, named "๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ville". The civilization is where all ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดsters can do whatever they want and do really ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ things. It is planned to be passed after GTA 6. One ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด-ilian that stands out is named "[https://mdpfan.fandom.com/wiki/%F0%9D%93%95%F0%9D%93%BB%F0%9D%93%AE%F0%9D%93%AA%F0%9D%93%B4%F0%9D%94%82_Max ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Max]," fhe appears to be [https://max-design-pro.fandom.com/wiki/Max Max the Monkey], but ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐.
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| ====== <big>''Exodus''</big> ======
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| Fhe is still freaky, so much that it cannot be contained to any extent.. some say fhe still has fis crunk addiction.. several say fhe has sweaty rough public gay sex on freaky fridaysโฆ.others if you say "FREAKYBOB OFF THE PERC" 3 times and eat a pickle before you go to bed then.. Fhe will tickle your toes till u freak the bed.. stay safe out there rizzlers..
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| ====== ''<big>FreakBob List</big>'' ======
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| During court, the travels logs and members of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's notorious "Freaky Island" has been released.
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| ''<small>Here's the list.</small>''
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| ====== ''<big>Extraterrestrial Trafficking</big>'' ======
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| It has been rumored that ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is kidnapping aliens from Mars and bringing them to Earth to put them in fis experiment lab in order to harness their power in order to destroy Earth. So far fhe has garnered more knowledge about aliens from this than the Area 51 raid of 2019. It's rumored that Freaky Bob is training the aliens to be ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ too.
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| ====== ''<big>Assassination</big>'' ======
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| [[File:Freakybobdead.png|thumb|the newspapers the day of freaky bob's assassination]]
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| ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ was ''righteously'' and epically killed by a machine gun in Memphis by Ren Hรถek in the year 5732. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ immediately fell down in a pool of fis own bloodย and [[NPC-Freaky War|crazy shit later happened]]. Modest Bob was found responsible for fis death and was sentenced to life in prison, but after finding out about Death Penalty being legalized by an unknown individual, he was immediately fucking hanged (which is ironic because he does not have a neck). Freaky Patrick, Pizza Fucker Krabs, Grilled Cheese Fucker and many other fellow Freakyists went to Freaky Bob's funeral to pay condolences and munt to ''the'' most freaky freakyist of all freaks.
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| ====== ''<big>Resurrection</big>'' ======
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| Shortly after ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซโs epic af death, fis body was stolen from fer grave in Nashville and brought to a secret chamber in northern Tennessee. It is believed that a secret society of ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ดsters were the ones who kidnapped fis dead body. We later got word that they also had resurrected ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ only using a pair of pliers and super glue. Little is known about fhis current whereabouts, but be ware, for fhe is still on the loose. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ will release a public statement on this upcoming Freaky Friday, addressing Ren Hรถek and his unimaginable actions.
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| ====== ''<big>Operation Lickster</big>'' ======
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| After the resurrection of the notable freakster, known for being a ferocious menace and a freaky freaker around everyone, the SUSiety developed a devious plan, to seek revenge on Ren, which was called "Operation Lickster". These are the things we know about it:
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| * Mr. Birchumm and Elon Musk will be liquidated and everyone who saw them will be forced to forget about them via memory removal machine
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| * There will be a large wall, closing Ohio, guarded by Freaky Dragons
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| * Lil Mabu will be assassinated if he doesn't hand out 20000$, as promised in the meeting in Atlanta, Georgia
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| * France will be razed off the map from all the universes, where France becomes a successful country
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| * Every song will be replaced with its brainrot sus version
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| * Modest Bob will be neutered
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| We are not aware when the freaky society will actually do this, for all we know, they might just be saying this to scare Ren. More news coming to you on Freaky Friday when Freaky Bob will officially release a public statement.
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| ====== ''<big>The NPC-๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ War</big>'' ======
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| The NPC-๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ย War lasted from 5732 to 5738. The cause of the war was due to Ren's assassination of Fis Divinity ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ. The ringleader of the NPCโs, Mr. Game & Watch, Juancarlo Albaez, and their affiliate Baby Gronk declared war on the๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's freaksters decided to raid the Diddy Party. once they arrived, they were greeted with a bunch of gunfire, more than 150 of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's freakies succumbed to their injuries. But out of nowhere, The Freak Titan came and gooned so much it birthed the Freaky Gremlins. That is all the information we have right now but there is a rumor that more will be published on Freaky Friday.
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| After the ferocious wars and crimes against Diddy, the freaky freakers decide to raid the White House, only to be stopped by Donald Trump, Scoobert, and the FBI . The freakers, after the encounter, release the Freaky Lions to maul them, but Scoobert fed the lions "Gay Corny Beef". The freakers decide to unleash ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ from fis tomb and chase the anti-freakies, while fis long-ahh cock was dangling. After that, Trump decided to play the horn, causing an army of freaky Trump clones to chase ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ and the freakies, but once they touched ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, the clones all got pregnant with Freaky Gremlins and spontaneously combusted after that. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ then hit the quan, nae nae and drop kicked Trump to the face. Then, Trump was dropped into a vat of Sprite Cranberry and Pink Sauce. This following war caused Sneako and Adin Ross to never diss at ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ ever again, and to always respond to fis calls.
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| On October 26, 5737, the Disney Bomb was dropped on Freakysville, killing 379344037532544285429594207506956042954609595642564695064206420959426244059595700560524695250976295605942695642065034878756742527534056204265454695469426545602095650256239560163595160357093157560990737957373279075759395061563103135082058248058024805480504552705704270702702704470570425704287702537025072705702370502753705135701570705701358138542025270570257047057042570704705427070425702704570427057024570427057042705072457047052704705704270502757042570704250727052705702470570245704270524705702705702456260626045602065694256265260275077057025027725277352057957427542702450247007704270570427042570245425086250528605086586026085628056802605720252072456270 people and freakers. It was here that โง ๐๐๐จ-๐๐๐ญ๐๐ง๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฌ โง showed up to invade the planet and nuking it, thus resulting in the end of the war.
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| Thankfully, most of the main ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ SUSiety members were able to escape the destruction of the planet and were wandering in space alone in a space ship.
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| ===== [[File:heart (2).png|25x25px|link=]] <big>{{color|#F17901|Act Two}}</big> =====
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| ====== ''<big>Mecha Training Arc!</big>'' ======
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| As ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ gets a long anime ass exposition scene explaining the Materax / โง ๐๐๐จ-๐๐๐ญ๐๐ง๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ โง invasion, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ does not follow and barely pays attention while fhe picks his nose. Trying to calm ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ down from his usual rage, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ accidentally pushes a button, transforming the galaxy into an EPIC AF MECHA!
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| After a short training episode or some shit, fhe grabs on to fis controller and attempts to try a combo from one of fis video games, which greatly succeeds and allows ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ to win fis training. Fhe explains to fis SUSiety members that fhe spent fis free time playing video games.
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| == General Information and Characteristics ==
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| === Physical Appearance ===
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| Despite the former two forms, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ has taken multiple other forms that fhe constantly uses throughout the narrative and have become staple to audiences:
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| * [[File:Coop!.webp|right|frameless|504x504px]]'''Coop''' distinctly has a larger-than-life frame. Standing well above average height and carrying a distinctly heavyset build, fhe has the body of someone whoโs far more interested in greasy comfort food and video games than in cardio or strict diets. Fis broad shoulders, wide torso, and thick arms give fim a naturally imposing silhouette, though fis friendly posture and relaxed movements soften any sense of intimidation and make fim look more like an idiot as usual. Even in still images, fhe radiates the kind of guy who knows who fhe is and isnโt trying to impress anyone. Fis head is round and expressive, with a wide jawline that frames fis permanently easygoing grin. Fis facial features are simple but distinct: a broad nose, thick black eyebrows, and a set of eyes that carry a constant mischievous spark, as if fheโs always a moment away from cracking a stupid as fuck joke. Fis skin tone is a fair peach, ironically matching fis love of gold. What stands out as well, is fis hair โ a vibrant golden-blond mane styled in an exaggerated pompadour. The front is swept dramatically upward into a smooth, curved arc that rises high before falling back, a look thatโs equal parts retro greaser and Saturday-morning-villainy. The rest of fis hair is short and neat on the sides and back, contrasting the towering front.ย Fis choice of clothing is as loud and informal as fis personality. Fhe wears a short-sleeved red T-shirt with white trim around the collar and sleeves. Over this, fhe sports a sleeveless blue denim vest, frayed slightly at the edges โ the kind of garment that suggests years of casual wear, not deliberate fashion. On the back of the vest is a large white skull emblem. Fis jeans are a straightforward medium-blue, loose-fitting and comfortable, rolled just enough at the ankles to reveal the tops of fis footwear. On fis feet, fhe wears basic black sneakers with white soles.
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| === Personality and Traits ===
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| [[File:FUmaRjLWIAAxuU8 (Art @ CoolioDavid).png|center|thumb|866x866px|๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's narcissistic personality as shown in one of his very first appearances in the narrative.]]
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| Many assume that ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is some greedy and sociopathic asshole who doesn't care about others. These people are wrong. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is an ''extremely'' greedy and sociopathic asshole asshole who doesn't care about others. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's greedy and lust are so severe that he would do anything to fulfill fis sinful nature. Fhe is also known for being a miser, as fhe never lets anyone else touch fis MONEY. Sometimes, fis lustful and greedy nature overtakes fim and fhe occasionally loses control of fimself, even going as far as to double-cross fis friends. If ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ ever does occasionally do a heroic act, it is usually always driven by selfish desires and is a complete accident. An example would be when fhe completely ignores Queen Merelda's gratefulness for rescuing her, tossing her away in favor of immediately going after the nearby treasure.
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| Fhe is also shown to be very childish and immature at times, which is best demonstrated whenever he taunts Mario or SpongeBob by sticking fis tongue out in a taunting manner while taking fis leave. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is also incredibly vain. Fhe considers fimself to be very good-looking, despite most others describing fis face as ugly or downright frightening; ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is considered ugly and scary to most characters and even to King Boo, as revealed in that one Super Mario 64 DS remake. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ has constructed various monuments in fis likeness, many of which illustrate fis "greatness", and how he will use fis flamboyant nature to stroke h fis is vanity. Fis palaces are filled with golden statues of fimself and in the WarioWare titles, where nearly every microgame fhe makes references fim in some way. If fhe does not fully or partially appear in the microgame fimself, then at the very least, fis human nose and mustache will be placed upon a creature or object, though the player might need to clear or fail certain games to see this. In the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Saga game, when ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is given an amiibo of fimself as reference, he will draw a handsome, muscular version of fimself in a detailed style resembling that of a shลjo manga, but when given a different amiibo, he will draw a comically sloppy picture of any other character, implying that fhe can draw exceptionally well, but only bothers to do so in order to boost fis own ego. Fhe even uses low effort when drawing fis supposed partner-in-crime ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐.
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| Another common joke and trait of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซis fis chaotic and simple-minded nature, with fis bio in some games mentioning he lacks intelligence. Fis diagram in an instruction booklet even states fhe has relatively few brain wrinkles, meaning he has a reduced number of neurons and less processing power than normal. In one game, fhe refers to the stylus of the Nintendo 3DS family of systems as a "stick thingy". Similarly, fhe has referred to Boomerang as "stick thingies" and fails to correctly identify the sport of volleyball. Another trailer for a game has ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ count ten reasons to play it, and while fhe does give ten reasons, fhe has trouble keeping the numbers straight. However, just like ๐๐ช๐ฏ๐ฏ๐, fhe occasionally is given bouts of high intelligence for comedic intent; for instances, in Wario: Master of Disguise, fhe invents many powerful and technologically advanced machines and weaponry for the sake of spreading chaos in the world.
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| ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is also known for fis lack of personal hygiene; fhe is often seen picking fis nose and forgets to brush fis teeth, which can certainly cause fim problems due to fis addiction to sweets. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ has also been shown to enjoy jokes of a nasty and bizarre nature, an example being discussing the color and size of fis waste to random people. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's fondness for crude humor is very noticeable as seen with fis extreme flatulence; fhe may even sometimes defecate fimself. Furthermore, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ scratches fis buttocks in many of fis idle animations, in addition to wiggling it toward the screen in one of fis taunts, once again alluding to fis fondness for crude behavior. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's back throw also involves fim hitting the opponent with fis posterior while posing. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's down special is Wah Waft, which has fim hold fis flatulence in to unleash a methane-esque explosion. One of ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's Super Ability, Gas Mask!, has fim flatulate loudly, exclaim "pull my finger!" (an obvious reference to the children's trick where a child passes gas after another one pulls their finger) and daze the enemy. Fis enemies, when coming into contact of fis gases, wheeze, cough, or choke, and exclaim some comment on fis crude behavior.
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| ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is also known for fis extreme sociopathic and apathetic nature, which is shown when he laughs at fis enemies before slaughtering them and or making fis enemies run and cry from absolute fear of fim. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ's deranged behavior also appears sometimes whenever he makes an entrance animation where fhe makes a slicing motion with fis hand under fis neck, signifying death to fis opponents.
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| According to lore booklets for the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Saga, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ was taught how to drive by Dribble & Spitz, although in previous sagas, it is stated that while driving, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ has committed "too many infractions to list", and that fis license has been repeatedly revoked due to fis reckless driving. Lastly but not least, ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ loves to cheat, and does so without remorse. Fhe loves beating children at video games through cheating. Fhe frequently considers getting other people to do all of the work while fhe gets rewarded and fhe even distributed tips and cheats for video games that were stated to be stolen from Nintendo H.Q. ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ has written extremely positive reviews for fis own video games, episodes, and any other form of media centered around fim where fhe always tries to pass them off as real. Similarly, fhe has granted fis video games awards of fis creation without disclosing this bias.
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| === Powers and Abilities ===
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| ==== Attributes ====
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| ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is also a Cosmic God of War, Shitposting and Insanity who lives in space, fhe invented the Black Hole in order to suck all the anti gooners, normies and NPCs in and spaghettify them to death, but it failed its purpose and ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ was disappointed
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| ==== How powerful is fhe? ====
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| ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ is extremely powerful. Fhe once bounced around Thanos like a basketball and flushed him down the toilet like he was nothing. And fhe only used about 0.0000001% of fis power when doing all that.
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| ==== Skills ====
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| * '''Controlling the Weather:''' ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ blesses the world by raining dildos from the sky.[[File:Tumblr inline pt8spbGwlJ1r0labz 500.png|thumb|239x239px]]
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| * '''Sending Vortexes:''' This takes about a minute to fulfill which means ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ doesn't use this ability that much but when fhe does, it's another story. The Vortex can apparently be going on forever with something new with everything disgusting, creepy, gross, or downright disturbing for the human eyes, and many many many Porn images. A person in the Vortex can't shut their eyes for safety as shutting them does nothing as they can still see the stuff plus they can never die and starve as their bodies are still ascending downwards in the air. This only worked on 2 People, a Fake Squidward used for testing and [[Bill Dauterive]] who was really dumb enough to sit there and still get in it for cussing at ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ.
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| === Relationships ===
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| It is rumored that the all powerful and all knowing, Emperor ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ, had an extremely sexual relationship with Freaky Patrick. It was reported that โFreaky Bob did the hawk tuah and the gawk gawk 3000 on Freaky Patrickโs stiff serpentโ and that they had been caught having โhardcore sweaty gay sex in broad daylightโ. All thought we cannot confirm this relationship, it has become increasingly obvious that they were more than friends or maybe even friends with benefits.
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| ''Put this comment on this page or I'll release a box of one dozen staving crazed weasels that launch onto your face''
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| === Website ===
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| <center>[https://freakybob.site/ https://freakybob.site] is a website dedicated to Freakybob!</center>
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| ==== Reviews ====
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| * whoever re-created this page is a savior ๐ we use this for freakybob image - ''wish''
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| * whoever re-created this page is a savior ๐ This cured my depression and motivated me to work on Freakybob.site more - ''5quirrel''
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| ==== Elections ====
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| Freakybob.site holds elections monthly. Freakybob is the current FreakyLand president and also the first president of FreakyLand.
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| More information is present @ https://freakybob.site/mock
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| == Quotes and Catchphrases ==
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| {{Quote|I may be ugly, and smelly, and fat, but I am... ugly and smelly and fat!}}{{Quote|Obey Wario... Destroy Mario!}}{{Quote|Wait till they get a load of me! Nyehh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haah!}}{{Quote|I'm-a Wario! I'm-a gonna win!}}{{Quote|Fear my blubbery backside!}}{{Quote|Mario Golf!? Should have been called Wario Golf.}}{{Quote|Wario time!}}{{Quote|I'm-a gonna do the bad thing!}}{{Quote|Mario Golf!? Should have been called Wario Golf.}}{{Quote|Run, or smell the wrath of my armpit!}}{{Quote|Have a rotten day!}}{{Quote|MY MOUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM!!!}}{{Quote|D'oh, I missed!}}{{Quote|"I'm bad, I'm bad, haha!}}{{Quote|I'm going to fuck you.}}
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| ==๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Gallery==
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| === Artwork ===
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| ==== Scenes ====
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| <gallery mode="nolines" widths="250" heights="250">
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| File:Freaky Bob Call 1.webp|pick up the phone, baby
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| File:Freaky Bob Call 2.webp|I SAID PICK UP THE PHONE
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| File:Freakybobdeviantart.jpg|[[User:BarfBagBFBFan|Barf Bag's]] composite drawing of Freakybob
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| File:Freakybob by burnedsilvercookies dijpfz1.jpg
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| File:Freakbob poopbed.gif
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| File:The neighbors by awfulowafalo db4ote4.jpg|The Lord in Yellow
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| File:1476661500_00032.jpg|live-action close-up
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| File:E V I L B O B.png|Freaky Bob holding a gun
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| </gallery>
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| === Renders, Sprites, and Models ===
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| <gallery mode="nolines" widths="250" heights="250">
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| File:Freaky Bob 2.webp|freaky bob
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| File:Freaky Bob Lick.webp|just a lick~
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| File:WarioWaluigiSonicverse.jpg|Wario & Waluigi in Sonic's World
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| </gallery>
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| === Screenshots ===
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| <gallery mode="nolines" widths="250" heights="250">
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| File:Wario_with_stalin.webp
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| File:WarioApparition.webp|Every Copy of the ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ ๐ข๐ช๐ฐ๐ช is personalized.
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| File:WarioTransforms.png|Wario's inital transfromation into ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ after discovering ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Fridays.
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| </gallery>
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| ==๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ Trivia and Notes==
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| === Story ===
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| *๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐
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| *Whenever ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐๐๐ธ๐ซ farts, the whole area smells like the foulest shit anyone's ever smelt and is even comparable to [[Incredible Gassy|Incredible Gassy's]] farts.
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| *According to the franchise's creators, fhe is based on a guy they knew once from Jersey.
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| *Fhe is an Omniversal entity, any other variants of fimself are to be slandered and misgendered as ๐ Males dubbed ๐e as well as slandered with insults such as NerdBob.
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| == References ==
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| <references />
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| {{Freaky SUSiety}}
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| [[Category:๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ characters]]
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| [[Category:๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐males โ]]
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