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{{Quote|Rick Hoffman|Recently I've started wondering, who is after the king? He's getting himself into trouble, any imaginable way possible... | [[File:King nigwardous.mov|frameless|540px|right]]{{Quote|Rick Hoffman|<big>Recently I've started wondering, who is after the king? | ||
...I still don't know, who is after him and why? | <br>He's getting himself into trouble, any imaginable way possible... | ||
Download Royal Match and ''help me'' solve this mystery.}} | <br>...I still don't know, who is after him and why? | ||
<br>Download Royal Match and ''help me'' solve this mystery.</big>}} | |||
King Robert Nigwardnis The Third, or King Robert for short was a ruler of an "uncharted kingdom" nobody gives a shit about, and is [[Lord Stupid IV]]'s best friend. His annoying old dumbass keeps getting himself into near death situations, relying on Lord Stupid to save him miserably and usually dooming him. Yet he always never dies to any of the traps. | King Robert Nigwardnis The Third, or King Robert for short was a ruler of an "uncharted kingdom" nobody gives a shit about, and is [[Lord Stupid IV]]'s best friend. His annoying old dumbass keeps getting himself into near death situations, relying on Lord Stupid to save him miserably and usually dooming him. Yet he always never dies to any of the traps. | ||
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Despite facing these traps everyday, he too scared to watch the Saw movies. | Despite facing these traps everyday, he too scared to watch the Saw movies. | ||
There are theories going on with the Royal Match "fanbase" that the culprit behind all these traps are [[Tom bombadil|Lord Voldemort]], Tencent, and Lord Stupid, however the most popular and most grounded theory is that the traps were all made by him, for him. If this is true, he is either a complete attention whore and/or a suicidal maniac who couldn't catch the release of death, whilst having the planning skills as retarded as [[Dick Dastardly]]. | |||
He has a brother named Dick who has another game exactly like his, but everyone else gives even less of a shit about him or his game compared to Nigwardnis, so much so, they are even immune to rule34. | |||
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== His Dumbass Kingdom == | |||
One evening as the sun went down and the Florida man was roaring, | One evening as the sun went down and the Florida man was roaring, | ||
Down the track came a wine mum trudging, she said; "girls I'm not | Down the track came a wine mum trudging, and she said; "girls I'm not 'turning. | ||
I'm heading for a land that's far away, beside the Candyland game." | I'm heading for a land that's far away, beside the Candyland game." | ||
So come with come with me and we'll go and see the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom. | So come with come with me and we'll go and see the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom. | ||
In the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom, there's a land that's fair and bright, | |||
and the coupons grow on bushes, and you sleep in every night, | |||
where the emails are all ar' empty, and the sunshines every day, | |||
all the live, love, laugh, and the minion braps, the lack of rap from the manager's crap, in the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom. | |||
In the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom, your orders are never wrong. | In the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom, your orders are never wrong. | ||
And | And your voice is always listened to, when you catch kids on the bong. | ||
The house is never a mess, nor the husband or the kids. | The house is never a mess, nor the husband or the kids. | ||
I'm a gonna stay where you can sleep all day, where there funny memes that are safe and clean, | I'm a gonna stay where you can sleep all day, where there funny memes that are safe and clean, in the Match Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom. | ||
In the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom, mean comments are never found. | In the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom, mean comments are never found. | ||
== Jimmy Kimmel being paid by the King in an attempt to not confuse him with Dick == | |||
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Latest revision as of 11:56, 1 September 2026
“⠀⠀Rick Hoffman„
— Recently I've started wondering, who is after the king?
He's getting himself into trouble, any imaginable way possible...
...I still don't know, who is after him and why?
Download Royal Match and help me solve this mystery.
King Robert Nigwardnis The Third, or King Robert for short was a ruler of an "uncharted kingdom" nobody gives a shit about, and is Lord Stupid IV's best friend. His annoying old dumbass keeps getting himself into near death situations, relying on Lord Stupid to save him miserably and usually dooming him. Yet he always never dies to any of the traps.
Despite facing these traps everyday, he too scared to watch the Saw movies.
There are theories going on with the Royal Match "fanbase" that the culprit behind all these traps are Lord Voldemort, Tencent, and Lord Stupid, however the most popular and most grounded theory is that the traps were all made by him, for him. If this is true, he is either a complete attention whore and/or a suicidal maniac who couldn't catch the release of death, whilst having the planning skills as retarded as Dick Dastardly.
He has a brother named Dick who has another game exactly like his, but everyone else gives even less of a shit about him or his game compared to Nigwardnis, so much so, they are even immune to rule34.
His Dumbass Kingdom
One evening as the sun went down and the Florida man was roaring,
Down the track came a wine mum trudging, and she said; "girls I'm not 'turning.
I'm heading for a land that's far away, beside the Candyland game."
So come with come with me and we'll go and see the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom.
In the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom, there's a land that's fair and bright,
and the coupons grow on bushes, and you sleep in every night,
where the emails are all ar' empty, and the sunshines every day,
all the live, love, laugh, and the minion braps, the lack of rap from the manager's crap, in the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom.
In the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom, your orders are never wrong.
And your voice is always listened to, when you catch kids on the bong.
The house is never a mess, nor the husband or the kids.
I'm a gonna stay where you can sleep all day, where there funny memes that are safe and clean, in the Match Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom.
In the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom, mean comments are never found.