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|image = Jack_is_hot.png | |image = Jack_is_hot.png | ||
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|caption = | |caption = "OH GOD THE POKER MAN!" - Some Random Woman | ||
|fullname = Kyle | |fullname = Kyle | ||
|aliases = Jack off Diamonds, Poker Man | |aliases = Jack off Diamonds, Poker Man | ||
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|family = | |family = | ||
|home = His house | |home = His house | ||
|affiliation = | |affiliation =[[The 7 Sinners of Gambling]] | ||
|nationality = | |nationality = | ||
|job = Gambler | |job = Gambler | ||
|criminality = Yes (he have sex with women) | |criminality = Yes (he have sex with women) | ||
|rank = | |rank = | ||
|appears = | |appears = | ||
* [[Fanboy Chum Chum Fusion]] | |||
* [[Mikes Teavees Game Night DLC : High Star Poker]] (DLC character) | |||
|role = | |role = | ||
|actor =}} | |actor =}} | ||
The Jack of Diamonds is a Gambler that has an identity crisis. Despite | The Jack of Diamonds is a Gambler that has an identity crisis. Despite this, he is so handsome and so hot for no motherfucking reason. I don't know why did he change identity, but why not ask the man himself instead. In later arcs, he became a minor villain who seduces females by rizzing them up and persuade him to either give him money or gift him sad clown pictures you hang on your wall, given his financial situation. | ||
==Powers and Abilities:== | ==Powers and Abilities:== | ||
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*'''Being a Good Gambler -''' He got banned from 3 casinos. | *'''Being a Good Gambler -''' He got banned from 3 casinos. | ||
* '''Good at Sex -''' He can do the suicide king: Sticking his pp through his own ear. | * '''Good at Sex -''' He can do the suicide king: Sticking his pp through his own ear. | ||
* '''Card Attack -''' he will throw cards at you | |||
== In Fanboy and Chum Chum Fusion:== | == In Fanboy and Chum Chum Fusion:== | ||
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==List of Jack off Diamond Victims == | ==List of Jack off Diamond Victims == | ||
* | *Cerebella (failed) | ||
*[[Coochie Bee]] | |||
*[[Adeleine]] | |||
*[[Your Mum!]] | |||
*[[Horrid Quico ∂³∑♣² von Poopington!]] | |||
*Some unnamed woman | |||
== Relationships: == | |||
=== The Knight of Pentacles: === | |||
He hates the [[Knight of Pentacles]], for being a [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=White%20Knight White Knight]. He calls him the Blight of Testicles. | |||
=== '''Granny Engineer:''' === | |||
Granny Engineer finds him too be more of a sweet of hearts than a Jack with the diamonds. Either way she actually enjoys being in bed with him. | |||
=== Engineer: === | |||
Mutual and don't often come into conflict with each other as he's gay and Jack's straight. That said, he doesn't like his mother spending nights with Jack, fearing Jack will scam her money and his inheritance. | |||
== In video games == | |||
=== Mikes Teavees Game Night DLC : High Star Poker === | |||
He both appeared as a bot character in single player mode and playable character. To unlock him, you need to beat him in hard mode | |||
==Trivia: == | ==Trivia: == | ||
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*His favorite fetish is stink | *His favorite fetish is stink | ||
*He rarely seduces men too which leads them to gay sex | *He rarely seduces men too which leads them to gay sex | ||
*He will | *He will go yummers if you refuse to give him clown painting and money | ||
*Do not trust this man if you are a woman. I swear! | |||
*His deck size is 52 card sized. Meaning it's bigger than the average Yu-Gi-Oh deck but smaller than any other TCG deck. | |||
*His Dick is called deck because [[File:Jd3nk83jhyc911.jpg|frameless|34x34px]] or its basically dick but with an e | |||
*His first woman that he had sex with them for the first time is the [[Queen of Spades]] (known for inventing the QoS fetish and BBC). | |||
*He supports the [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society]] . when there is war | |||
==Gallery: == | ==Gallery: == | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:Jack .png|this hot mother fucker in low quality | File:Jack .png|this hot mother fucker in the low quality kabuki theater of Freddy Got Fingered. | ||
File:Lady Fucker.webp|Jack Off Diamonds (the | File:Lady Fucker.webp|Jack Off Diamonds in Fanboy and Chum Chum | ||
File:Jack missionary.png|Jack off Diamonds | File:Talies.webp|Jack off diamonds in Skullgirls. (as a full on member of the troupe Cerebella is in: Cirque des Cartes) | ||
File:Jack missionary.png|Jack off Diamonds having sex with the Queen of Spedes in Maya's room, pretending to be a total spade in Shrek 3.14 (colorized) | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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[[Category:People with Rizz]] | [[Category:People with Rizz]] | ||
[[Category:Kyles]] | [[Category:Kyles]] | ||
[[Category:Identity Crisis]] | |||
[[Category:Twinks]] | |||
[[Category:Rapists]] | |||
== Comments == | |||
hes so gay, and he had a gambling addiction!<br /> | |||
Aint that cool | |||
<br />-- [[User:Ninimasurasilly|Ninimasurasilly]] ([[User talk:Ninimasurasilly|talk]]) 07:57, 6 February 2026 (EST) | |||
Latest revision as of 08:57, 6 February 2026
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| "OH GOD THE POKER MAN!" - Some Random Woman | ||
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Real Name |
Kyle | |
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Alias(es) |
Jack off Diamonds, Poker Man | |
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Species |
Human | |
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Sex |
Male | |
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Residence |
His house | |
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Affiliation(s) |
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Occupation(s) |
Gambler | |
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Criminal Record |
Yes (he have sex with women) | |
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First Appearance |
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The Jack of Diamonds is a Gambler that has an identity crisis. Despite this, he is so handsome and so hot for no motherfucking reason. I don't know why did he change identity, but why not ask the man himself instead. In later arcs, he became a minor villain who seduces females by rizzing them up and persuade him to either give him money or gift him sad clown pictures you hang on your wall, given his financial situation.
Powers and Abilities:[edit | edit source]
- Charisma - He is known for making ladies fell in love with him. Please hide your ladies from him.
- Being a Good Gambler - He got banned from 3 casinos.
- Good at Sex - He can do the suicide king: Sticking his pp through his own ear.
- Card Attack - he will throw cards at you
In Fanboy and Chum Chum Fusion:[edit | edit source]
During the casino scene, Jack of Diamonds play a game of black jack. He kept getting an 11 over 21. He appears 3 times. The third and final time, he can be seen smacked across the casino like pinball by Cerebella and her hat, for laughing at her.
Jack Off Diamonds[edit | edit source]
Later in 3 or more Arcs of fanboy and chum chum. He later turned into a ladies man and a villain and did sex with them (what the fuck! is wrong with him!). he is currently in the Anti Porno Gang Wanted Watchlist
List of Jack off Diamond Victims[edit | edit source]
- Cerebella (failed)
- Coochie Bee
- Adeleine
- Your Mum!
- Horrid Quico ∂³∑♣² von Poopington!
- Some unnamed woman
Relationships:[edit | edit source]
The Knight of Pentacles:[edit | edit source]
He hates the Knight of Pentacles, for being a White Knight. He calls him the Blight of Testicles.
Granny Engineer:[edit | edit source]
Granny Engineer finds him too be more of a sweet of hearts than a Jack with the diamonds. Either way she actually enjoys being in bed with him.
Engineer:[edit | edit source]
Mutual and don't often come into conflict with each other as he's gay and Jack's straight. That said, he doesn't like his mother spending nights with Jack, fearing Jack will scam her money and his inheritance.
In video games[edit | edit source]
Mikes Teavees Game Night DLC : High Star Poker[edit | edit source]
He both appeared as a bot character in single player mode and playable character. To unlock him, you need to beat him in hard mode
Trivia:[edit | edit source]
- Jack Off Diamonds is his sex persona and it takes appearance of a guy with long blonde hair. Also his sex persona is also a pun of Jacking off
- His sex favorite position is missionary
- Basically Doppio and Diavolo but sexy
- His favorite fetish is stink
- He rarely seduces men too which leads them to gay sex
- He will go yummers if you refuse to give him clown painting and money
- Do not trust this man if you are a woman. I swear!
- His deck size is 52 card sized. Meaning it's bigger than the average Yu-Gi-Oh deck but smaller than any other TCG deck.
- His Dick is called deck because
or its basically dick but with an e - His first woman that he had sex with them for the first time is the Queen of Spades (known for inventing the QoS fetish and BBC).
- He supports the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Society . when there is war
Gallery:[edit | edit source]
this hot mother fucker in the low quality kabuki theater of Freddy Got Fingered.
Jack Off Diamonds in Fanboy and Chum Chum
Jack off diamonds in Skullgirls. (as a full on member of the troupe Cerebella is in: Cirque des Cartes)
Jack off Diamonds having sex with the Queen of Spedes in Maya's room, pretending to be a total spade in Shrek 3.14 (colorized)
Comments[edit | edit source]
hes so gay, and he had a gambling addiction!
Aint that cool
-- Ninimasurasilly (talk) 07:57, 6 February 2026 (EST)