Your Mum!

ur mom (colourized)

Mommarus Rectus

Yo mama is so fat, she likes to take long romantic strolls to the fridge.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo momma's so fat, when I told her to touch her toes she replied, "What are those"?

Your mama is so fat, that when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.

Yo momma's so fat, she went to a restaurant, read the menu and answered to the waitress: "yes".

Yo momma's so fat she uses cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a green bikini to the beach. Everybody there screamed: "GODZILLA!"

Yo momma's so fat, whenever I look at her, my vision turns into a slideshow.

Yo momma's so fat, her belly button gets through the door 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to school she sat next to whole class.

Yo mama's so fat she outweighs the needs of the many.

Your mom's so fat she was overthrown by a small militia, now she's known as The Republic of Your Mom.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped into the street and *three cars* ran out of gas trying to swerve around.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love & broke it.

Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat placed her at Waffle House.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of her bed simultaneously.

Yo mama so fat, she can only play Seek.

Yo mamma so fat, I had a three-way with her and never found the other guy.

Yo mama's so fat, I tossed a rock at her and it went into orbit.

Yo mama's so fat, she needs google maps to find her asshole...

Yo mama's so fat, they told her it was chilly outside & she went to get a spoon!

Yo mama's so fat, she can pop a wheelie in a steamroller.

Your momma so fat, you got her a brand new 1TB Iphone 16 and her first picture said memory full.

Yo mama's so fat, she ate away any feelings yo daddy had towards her.

Yo mama's so fat, when I told her she was a witch, she corrected me that she was in fact a sandwich.

Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Your mama's so fat, when she jumped into the pool, the water jumped out.

Yo momma so fat, when she wore a black and white bathing suit to sunbathe at the beach, everyone helped to put her in the ocean.

Yo momma so fat, when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backing up.

Yo mama's so fat, her pronouns are Fee/Fi/Fo/Fum.

Yo mama's so fat, it takes forever to unzip a picture of her.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at significantly increased risk for heart disease and diabetes. We're all very concerned for her.