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You have been cursed by MOMO! If that age restriction sign didn't stop your retarded ass, well now you're in deep shit. What will happen, you may ask? Well you're gonna DIE! Simple as that. That and she'll stalk you if you have Kik, Telegram or Whatsapp, | You have been cursed by MOMO! If that age restriction sign didn't stop your retarded ass, well now you're in deep shit. What will happen, you may ask? Well you're gonna DIE! Simple as that. That and she'll stalk you if you have Kik, Telegram or Whatsapp, demanding where your ex is. Even if you're a virgin with no shred of romance to your life. Replying to her will only give you back nude selfies of herself. | ||
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You have been cursed by MOMO! If that age restriction sign didn't stop your retarded ass, well now you're in deep shit. What will happen, you may ask? Well you're gonna DIE! Simple as that. That and she'll stalk you if you have Kik, Telegram or Whatsapp, demanding where your ex is. Even if you're a virgin with no shred of romance to your life. Replying to her will only give you back nude selfies of herself.
The only way to stop her chicken lookin ass from killing you is to share this page to 15 other people, and she will leave you and your socials alone.
Some of you may think, well how on earth can that bitch kill you, she's a 2 and a half foot tall chicken! Well what nobody will tell you is that her tongue is like a frog's tongue, except it's like a harpoon with a spear and small little spikes surrounding it, comsuming you bones and all.

