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i want to dedicate this page for the recently deceased roger corman, he was a one of a kind movie producer, he produced some of the greatest movies ever created, i remember watching the entire carnosaur movie trilogy on youtube for free, i absolutely love those movies, roger had talent, i even wrote articles about [[Pteracuda|some of]] [[Eustace the deinonychus|his monsters]], but before i could finish them, the wiki was deleted, this page serves to remind us that he made one of a kind horror movies (this makes [[Analog horror]] creators like [[Rocío Yani|ghosttundra]], [[The man in the suit|Unknowingly]], [[Bugbo|Bensilly]], alex kister, pastra, mister manticore, martin walls and [[Andy the apple|whoever the fuck made andy's apple farm]] look like lowly bitch ass motherfuckers, fuck them all)
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This page is a tribute to the eternal [[Christian weston chandler|TRUE AND HONEST]] god of movies, roger's movies, such as dinocroc, sharktopus, and most importantly the movie adaptation of harry adam knight's carnosaur novel will be fondly remembered by many people (except [[Rickraptor105]])
 
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==Reasons why the corman makes [[Analog horror]] look like utter garbage==
 
===The virgin tranalpeg horror===
<nowiki>*</nowiki>stupid vhs effect
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>no blood or gore
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>people are not shown dying
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>has no dinosurs
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>stupid pshycological horrer
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>movie mansters are not epic, they have to be "realistic"
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>does not have jumpscares because people think its "lame"
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>the dinosaurs do not kill people
 
===The chad roger corman===
<nowiki>*</nowiki>no lame vhs effect
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>actual blood and gore
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>peaople shown dyong and scremaong
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>dinosours
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>no stupis scyphcological horror
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>epic movie mosnters that mercilessly kill people and don't give a fuck
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>loads of jumpscares
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>has dinosaurs that kill people

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