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The big brother is the | The big brother is both figuratively and literally, the largest character of George Orwell's dystopian novel 1984; leader of socialist Britain, INGSOC. And is always watching you... | ||
He used to be the ruler of the entire world and did horrible things such as | He used to be the ruler of the entire world and did horrible things such as these stupid laws: | ||
== List of | == List of Laws == | ||
* Monkeys jumping on the bed. | * Monkeys are forbidden from jumping on the bed. | ||
* | * You cannot collect and using your own feces as a resource. It must be flushed down the toilet. | ||
* | * You cannot post the Bowser fart gif. | ||
* Eating outside the three meals, per day. | * Eating outside the three meals, per day, is outlawed. | ||
* | * You cannot use the Double Gulp Cup for the slurpee. You must use the slurpee cup. | ||
*NSFW does not mean "Never Safe From Waluigi". | |||
*You cannot say the N-word. | |||
*You cannot post gore and execution videos. | |||
*Fish are not in love. Don't write fanfiction about them. | |||
*Morbious is not a gender. It is to be deemed a mental illness. | |||
*You have autism, you are not a sigma male who is literally Patrick Bateman | |||
*Dueling is illegal, you must fight in court. | |||
*Wash your hands after touching animals or using the toilet. | |||
*England is not a city. It is a country of the United Kingdom. | |||
*It is gay to kiss your homies goodnight. | |||
*[[Santa claus|Santa Claus]] is not real. | |||
*Do your homework. | |||
[[Category:Dictators]] | [[Category:Dictators]] | ||
[[Category:War Criminals]] | [[Category:War Criminals]] | ||
[[Category:Peeping Toms]] | [[Category:Peeping Toms]] | ||
Revision as of 22:19, 6 June 2024
The big brother is both figuratively and literally, the largest character of George Orwell's dystopian novel 1984; leader of socialist Britain, INGSOC. And is always watching you...
He used to be the ruler of the entire world and did horrible things such as these stupid laws:
List of Laws
- Monkeys are forbidden from jumping on the bed.
- You cannot collect and using your own feces as a resource. It must be flushed down the toilet.
- You cannot post the Bowser fart gif.
- Eating outside the three meals, per day, is outlawed.
- You cannot use the Double Gulp Cup for the slurpee. You must use the slurpee cup.
- NSFW does not mean "Never Safe From Waluigi".
- You cannot say the N-word.
- You cannot post gore and execution videos.
- Fish are not in love. Don't write fanfiction about them.
- Morbious is not a gender. It is to be deemed a mental illness.
- You have autism, you are not a sigma male who is literally Patrick Bateman
- Dueling is illegal, you must fight in court.
- Wash your hands after touching animals or using the toilet.
- England is not a city. It is a country of the United Kingdom.
- It is gay to kiss your homies goodnight.
- Santa Claus is not real.
- Do your homework.