The Banana Splits

The Banana Splits is a former terrorist organization of four known for ruining shit and committing crimes throughout America and especially in theme parks where they bomb the rides to see how much gore they can sell on the black market. Nobody fucking caught them because you're gonna get tortured over the most brutal shit known to mankind. They usually cover this up by being a band with some good music and bland music, they fell off and they are lost media now hahaha Hitugata reference. People think they look so creepy but they look so cute like they're the most cutest murderous people like why get scared over these guys.

They were a complete nuisance to the ⛧Hypersatanist Union⛧ by bombing up their HQ's for shits and giggles.

Things they did to piss you off

• Forced people to watch Rent A Girlfriend
• Forces people to jack off to ugly SFM porn
• Throws anvils onto protesters.
• Breaks peoples phone only to throw them a Leap Frog phone
• Uses needles on you if you spill your poop drink.
• Unleashed the .EXE virus on Hamood Habibi.
• Gave away Heated Rivalry to many Female teens to make them the most insufferable people ever made, thats how one book changes their whole life.
• Gave the whole town of Batman, Turkey of AIDS
• Killed Chiaotzu
• Killed Degenerocity for disrespecting Rent a Girlfriend
• Created Billie Eilish with their pre-cum.
• Did not vote Mr. Frog, HOW DARE YOU!
• Claimed they were the sons of Dotar Surk to get money from feared people in exchange of "saving them" from Dotar Surk.
• I shit myself when writing this.

(Bingo on drums, Drooper sitting down, Snorky doing a autistic pose, and Fleegle just there)

Members

• Fleegle - The Beagle who sounds like a Sylvester impersonator, this guy is the brains of the group and telling which people they can kill to sell it to idk arasaka or something. He think he's smart but he's just a cute dumbass, i lowk love Fleegle. Well he did try to host a mass kidnapping event by using all the Homestuck fans bathed in sharpie bath water but lets ignore that.
• Drooper - Some southern lion guy from Alabama, he is known to be a TCOAAL fan defending Incest but he gets bashed by OPINION BASHERS and all his accounts get deleted. He likes smashing people's head with a hammer and says that he's better than Amy Rose and Harley Quinn and he's probably tied with them since he's used that to kill a lot. I still love this dude.
• Bingo - Look at his smile, he always smile when he kills.......
• Snorky - I love snorky so much, i love them so much. They can't talk but only does it in elephant snorking. God i love Snorky.

The Popeyes incident

When all four of them decided to rob Popeyes for quick cash because they wanted to buy the Virtual Boy as a torture device, they got ambushed by Shitty G, Nicotine The Rapper, Biggie Cheese, and Howard the Duck all wanting to have the sweet popeyes food without someone fucking it up. It was a bloody battle when Drooper got shot and did the unfortunate thinking of teasing Nicotine and Shitty G to the point they're more allied together when they usually want to kill eachother off. They all fled as Fleegle blamed Bingo for the plan when Bingo said he didn't and that Fleegle is the one always doing this.

Drooper was in the hospitial recovering when Fleegle disbanded the group because of Bingo when Bingo wanted to because of Fleegle. They all went their seperate ways to the delight of many who suffered under those bastards.