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'''Rivers Surk''', also known by his scientific name '''WEEZ-TRRRRHA''', is an NPC who for a long time sunshine was just a guy from Connecticut who liked singing. But then he would later discover that not only was he related to extraterrestrial creatures some fucking how, but is a direct son of [[Dotar Surk]], the colossal eldritch god himself as he's green. In awe, he left Earth and aspired to be with his kin once again. | '''Rivers Surk''', also known by his scientific name '''WEEZ-TRRRRHA''', is an NPC who for a long time sunshine was just a guy from Connecticut who liked singing. But then he would later discover that not only was he related to extraterrestrial creatures some fucking how, but is a direct son of [[Dotar Surk]], the colossal eldritch god himself as he's green. In awe, he left Earth and aspired to be with his kin once again. | ||
It's likely he either inexplicably created himself or that Dotar Surk himself created him out of the soil of a far-off extraterrestrial planet, centuries before | It's likely he either inexplicably created himself or that Dotar Surk himself created him out of the soil of a far-off extraterrestrial planet, centuries before [[Jangle]] was conceived on accident by his parents. | ||
This is also a major plot point in [[Jangle|Super Jangle 64]], where he serves as the penultimate boss before Dotar Surk Himself and '''SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS''' Dotar isn't the true final boss of the game. There is a disturbed creature of more hostility and omnimalevolence than He. It could take only a [[Jangle|true divinely prophesied hero of society]] to defeat it. Its name is........ Δ | This is also a major plot point in [[Jangle|Super Jangle 64]], where he serves as the penultimate boss before Dotar Surk Himself and '''SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS''' Dotar isn't the true final boss of the game. There is a disturbed creature of more hostility and omnimalevolence than He. It could take only a [[Jangle|true divinely prophesied hero of society]] to defeat it. Its name is........ Δ | ||
Revision as of 13:46, 24 September 2026
“⠀⠀The world has turned, and left me here. Just where I was, before you appeared.„
— Rivers Surk
Template:Character Infobox Rivers Surk's boss theme. (Super Jangle 64)
Rivers Surk, also known by his scientific name WEEZ-TRRRRHA, is an NPC who for a long time sunshine was just a guy from Connecticut who liked singing. But then he would later discover that not only was he related to extraterrestrial creatures some fucking how, but is a direct son of Dotar Surk, the colossal eldritch god himself as he's green. In awe, he left Earth and aspired to be with his kin once again.
It's likely he either inexplicably created himself or that Dotar Surk himself created him out of the soil of a far-off extraterrestrial planet, centuries before Jangle was conceived on accident by his parents.
This is also a major plot point in Super Jangle 64, where he serves as the penultimate boss before Dotar Surk Himself and SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS Dotar isn't the true final boss of the game. There is a disturbed creature of more hostility and omnimalevolence than He. It could take only a true divinely prophesied hero of society to defeat it. Its name is........ Δ
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Trivia
- Artistically, he comically stands out compared to everyone else like Clocko. This is the same for Dotar and everyone in the TRRRRHA family.
- I'm not updating his age every year
