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'''Pistachhio Joe''' also known as '''Joe''' is a Gunslinger from Amerika and a Minor character within the lore of [[Neo Blood Debt]] He is a member of the [[Turkish Shadow Government]] and a Westerneboo He exclusively uses Colts .666, his stand, Gorillaz - Cling Eastwood and his insufferably bad attempts at trying to replicate southern accent to eliminatoriate his adversaries. Because in the Noobic Federation Being Pathetic is not a crime according to the lore Joe was Previously arrested by [[STRELA]] because he cooked chicken without seasoning and not adding chili to thai curry. Joe is stated to be either the right hand man of [[Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.]] or [[John Reed]] due to his funny ass name.
'''Pistachhio Joe''' also known as '''Joe''' is a Gunslinger from Amerika and a Minor character within the lore of [[Neo Blood Debt]] He is a member of the [[Turkish Shadow Government]] and a Westerneboo He exclusively uses [[Colt .666|Colts .666]], his stand, Gorillaz - Cling Eastwood and his insufferably bad attempts at trying to replicate southern accent to eliminatoriate his adversaries. Because in the Noobic Federation Being Pathetic is not a crime according to the lore Joe was Previously arrested by [[STRELA]] because he cooked chicken without seasoning and not adding chili to thai curry. Joe is stated to be either the right hand man of [[Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.]] or [[John Reed]] due to his funny ass name.
==Early Life==
==Early Life==
Pistacchio was born in a mongolian village of Tu-Tzu-Han-Su-Hai, Bayanhongor Province, Mongolia. He was growing up in a family of a lowly miner and was fascinated with the Wild West. Growing up with Clint Eastwood movies he ended up thinking that there is nothing more western than a movies made by italian directors, that are being accompanied by soundtrack, made by an italian who has never been to the United States ever. He barely scraped enough money to buy a mere Lacoste shirt, the cheapest Dior hat and simple panda skin assless chaps to pass as the least wealthy cowboy in Blood Debt.
Pistacchio was born in a mongolian village of Tu-Tzu-Han-Su-Hai, Bayanhongor Province, Mongolia. He was growing up in a family of a lowly miner and was fascinated with the Wild West. Growing up with Clint Eastwood movies he ended up thinking that there is nothing more western than a movies made by italian directors, that are being accompanied by soundtrack, made by an italian who has never been to the United States ever. He barely scraped enough money to buy a mere Lacoste shirt, the cheapest Dior hat and simple panda skin assless chaps to pass as the least wealthy cowboy in Blood Debt.
==Blud Debt==
==Blud Debt==
WIP
After selling his entire village to a soul of a Genghis Khan he was able to afford a flight to Italy. There he was looking for the most badass Bandito Group. While buying chocolate chocolate chip gelato he was unfortunate enough for [[John Reed]] to exist right behind him (TBA)
 
==Season 2==
==Season 2==
WIP
WIP
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* The Colt .666: A colt single action army that fires bullets that are overcharged with hypersatanist energy that is above the level of even [[Evil Ass Jia Wenqian]]'s hypersatanist energy reserves
* The Colt .666: A colt single action army that fires bullets that are overcharged with hypersatanist energy that is above the level of even [[Evil Ass Jia Wenqian]]'s hypersatanist energy reserves
* His Stand: Gorillaz Cling Eastwood: idk how it even works.
* His Stand: Gorillaz Cling Eastwood: idk how it even works.
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* His Fire Eyes: Pretty self explainable if you read the eye section on his infobox
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* Eastwood Technique: Quickdraw - Pistacchio does a Spaghetti western moment and does a quickdraw extremely fast
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* Eastwood Technique: Imperfect Deadeye - Pistacchio has a imperfect version of the deadeye ability from rdr2
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* Epic Gamer Sharpshooting: He is able to fire his Colt .666 without having to look behind himself however this requires Joe to have a mirror in order to pull off the buster Scruggs moment
* Looney Toons ahh tomfuckery: Due to him being a parody of Buster Scruggs he gains the Loony toons tomfoolery
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==Trivia==
==Trivia==
WIP
* Out Of all the characters its pretty easy to make images for Pistacchio as all you need is an image of buster scruggs along with sunglasses, fire, the Dior logo if his hat is fully in the picture and finally the Lacoste Crocodile
* His favorite video game is The Town With No Name (Wii U remaster)
* He hates the Filet-O-Fish it is literally poison to him this is the lore reason to why his favorite meal is Chewing Tobacco
* He Despises  foot fetishists for some reason
* Wow Wow is probably his actual official theme
* HE Despises Eastern Ritaly
* His Crimes consists of Criminal patheticness, unlawfully bad breath, negligently low accuracy
 
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[[Category:Neo Blood Debt]]
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[[Category:Season 1 Characters]]
[[Category:Season 1 Characters]]
[[Category:Turkish Shadow Government Members]]
[[Category:Turkish Shadow Government Members]]
[[Category:Characters with a stand]]

Latest revision as of 11:08, 10 September 2026

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Pistacchio Joe
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I blaze so hard I make the Noon High

Real Name

Pistacchio Joe

Alias(es)

Wow Wow, Westerneaboo, Buster Scruggs

Species

Cowboy
Mongoloid

Sex

Male

Date of Birth

2005 in Tu-tzu-han-su-hai, Mongolia

Nationality

Mongolian

Relative(s)

Master Joe (delusional about him being his father), John War and Pain (brother in Law)

Residence

Mongolia

Affiliation(s)

Turkish shadow government

Occupation(s)

Gunslinga

First Appearance

Neo Blood Debt

Eyes

he has no eyes he only has flames coming out of his eye sockets and also the fire is very hot and alos very bright and also it can kill a lot of people maybe

Marital

he will be alone forever

Actor

Buster Scruggs

Status

alive

Pistachhio Joe also known as Joe is a Gunslinger from Amerika and a Minor character within the lore of Neo Blood Debt He is a member of the Turkish Shadow Government and a Westerneboo He exclusively uses Colts .666, his stand, Gorillaz - Cling Eastwood and his insufferably bad attempts at trying to replicate southern accent to eliminatoriate his adversaries. Because in the Noobic Federation Being Pathetic is not a crime according to the lore Joe was Previously arrested by STRELA because he cooked chicken without seasoning and not adding chili to thai curry. Joe is stated to be either the right hand man of ☪️Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.☪️ or John Reed due to his funny ass name.

Early Life

Pistacchio was born in a mongolian village of Tu-Tzu-Han-Su-Hai, Bayanhongor Province, Mongolia. He was growing up in a family of a lowly miner and was fascinated with the Wild West. Growing up with Clint Eastwood movies he ended up thinking that there is nothing more western than a movies made by italian directors, that are being accompanied by soundtrack, made by an italian who has never been to the United States ever. He barely scraped enough money to buy a mere Lacoste shirt, the cheapest Dior hat and simple panda skin assless chaps to pass as the least wealthy cowboy in Blood Debt.

Blud Debt

After selling his entire village to a soul of a Genghis Khan he was able to afford a flight to Italy. There he was looking for the most badass Bandito Group. While buying chocolate chocolate chip gelato he was unfortunate enough for John Reed to exist right behind him (TBA)

Season 2

WIP

Gallery

  • Basically a picture of buster scruggs

    Basically a picture of buster scruggs

  • Pistacchio with his firey eyes playing obnoxious Western guitar music

    Pistacchio with his firey eyes playing obnoxious Western guitar music

Abilities

  • The Colt .666: A colt single action army that fires bullets that are overcharged with hypersatanist energy that is above the level of even Evil Ass Jia Wenqian's hypersatanist energy reserves
  • His Stand: Gorillaz Cling Eastwood: idk how it even works.
  • His Fire Eyes: Pretty self explainable if you read the eye section on his infobox
  • Eastwood Technique: Quickdraw - Pistacchio does a Spaghetti western moment and does a quickdraw extremely fast
  • Eastwood Technique: Imperfect Deadeye - Pistacchio has a imperfect version of the deadeye ability from rdr2
  • Epic Gamer Sharpshooting: He is able to fire his Colt .666 without having to look behind himself however this requires Joe to have a mirror in order to pull off the buster Scruggs moment
  • Looney Toons ahh tomfuckery: Due to him being a parody of Buster Scruggs he gains the Loony toons tomfoolery

Relationships

Trivia

  • Out Of all the characters its pretty easy to make images for Pistacchio as all you need is an image of buster scruggs along with sunglasses, fire, the Dior logo if his hat is fully in the picture and finally the Lacoste Crocodile
  • His favorite video game is The Town With No Name (Wii U remaster)
  • He hates the Filet-O-Fish it is literally poison to him this is the lore reason to why his favorite meal is Chewing Tobacco
  • He Despises foot fetishists for some reason
  • Wow Wow is probably his actual official theme
  • HE Despises Eastern Ritaly
  • His Crimes consists of Criminal patheticness, unlawfully bad breath, negligently low accuracy
Important Characters
☪️Jakarta Istambul Panini Sr.☪️ • John Reed • Stanislav Jr. • Aphex Twin • Randrei Aleksandr • Pistacchio Joe
Elite Members
A literal fucking panda • Yerzhan Samakulov • The EVIL Doctor • Furlexei Tailasov • Pawman Furgorov • Amelia Lin • Vera Belaya • Denis Zhuka • Berserkio • Nikita Melnik • ☭Viadimir Koltsov☭ • Lotton The Wizard • Stanislav Kulikov • Krispy • Leigharch • Masha Ryabinovich • Shitty G • 🇨🇱💀Esqueleto Loquendo💀🇨🇱 • EXEC
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