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{{Character|Sex='''{{color|0f1bc3|Male}}''' [[File:Male.png|10px|link=]]|Neurodevelopmental Disorder=[[File:Autism.png|20px|link=]]<span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px white;">'''<span style="background:linear-gradient(90deg,red,orange,gold,green,blue,indigo,magenta); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">Autism Spectrum Disorder'''</span></span>|Name=Windows 108|Occupation=Too many to fucking list.|Height=6ft|Pronouns=He/He|Fantasy Race=It varies.|Birthday=October 14th|Aliases=The Piss Drinker<br>Fucking Asshole<br>108<br>Windy Boy<br>Toilet Paper<br>The Screwball Canadian|Nationality=[[File:Flag of Canada.png|28px|link=]] Canadian|Emblem=[[File:Windows108Icon.png|link=|30px]]|ImageBG=#1471A4|Image=[[File:XP-tan.jpg]]}} | {{Character|Sex='''{{color|0f1bc3|Male}}''' [[File:Male.png|10px|link=]]|Neurodevelopmental Disorder=[[File:Autism.png|20px|link=]]<span style="text-shadow: 1px 2px 9px white;">'''<span style="background:linear-gradient(90deg,red,orange,gold,green,blue,indigo,magenta); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;">Autism Spectrum Disorder'''</span></span>|Name=Windows 108|Occupation=Too many to fucking list.|Height=6ft|Pronouns=He/He|Fantasy Race=It varies.|Birthday=October 14th|Aliases=The Piss Drinker<br>Fucking Asshole<br>108<br>Windy Boy<br>Toilet Paper<br>The Screwball Canadian|Nationality=[[File:Flag of Canada.png|28px|link=]] Canadian|Emblem=[[File:Windows108Icon.png|link=|30px]]|ImageBG=#1471A4|Image=[[File:XP-tan.jpg]]}} | ||
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=={{Color|white|The crazy shit he's done}}== | =={{Color|white|The crazy shit he's done}}== | ||
* Got arrested for not washing his hands after using the toilet | *Got arrested for not washing his hands after using the toilet | ||
*Got arrested for not finishing his food | *Got arrested for not finishing his food | ||
*Ate soup out of the toilet | *Ate soup out of the toilet | ||
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**He comes with nano-me | **He comes with nano-me | ||
***and he also comes with micro-me (he's the tiniest) | ***and he also comes with micro-me (he's the tiniest) | ||
* Broke into people's houses at night before tell them go to sleep then grinning widely | *Broke into people's houses at night before tell them go to sleep then grinning widely | ||
*Repeatedly bit everything inedible (such as plants, a TV remote, people's arms...) | *Repeatedly bit everything inedible (such as plants, a TV remote, people's arms...) | ||
*EVERYONE IS HIM WHAT DO WE DO | *EVERYONE IS HIM WHAT DO WE DO | ||
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*Became an elf that played the banjo | *Became an elf that played the banjo | ||
*Broke down crying when he was asked where does see himself in five years | *Broke down crying when he was asked where does see himself in five years | ||
* Titanic but Jack and Rose are both him | *Titanic but Jack and Rose are both him | ||
*Dated himself | *Dated himself | ||
*Went into Mars and immediately left because he got bored | *Went into Mars and immediately left because he got bored | ||
*Caused a nuclear war at school for something stupid | *Caused a nuclear war at school for something stupid | ||
*Got his house robbed because he was busy doing helium | *Got his house robbed because he was busy doing helium | ||
* Drank so much caffeine he blew up | *Drank so much caffeine he blew up | ||
* Tried to teach animals how to read | *Tried to teach animals how to read | ||
*Invented a cure for AIDS then forgot about it | *Invented a cure for AIDS then forgot about it | ||
*Spayed SCP-2747 | *Spayed SCP-2747 | ||
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*He thought he was a dentist | *He thought he was a dentist | ||
*Reduced the number of states to 49 | *Reduced the number of states to 49 | ||
* Vowed to sit on an egg until it hatches | *Vowed to sit on an egg until it hatches | ||
*Stole Christmas from 2017 to 2021 | *Stole Christmas from 2017 to 2021 | ||
*Held a New Year's party but didn't even have a clock | *Held a New Year's party but didn't even have a clock | ||
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*Went to Walmart and superglued coins to the floor then poured hydrochloric acid all over people when they tried to pick them up | *Went to Walmart and superglued coins to the floor then poured hydrochloric acid all over people when they tried to pick them up | ||
*Shoved a Wii U gamepad up his ass and became God | *Shoved a Wii U gamepad up his ass and became God | ||
** Unfortunately, Scott The Woz did it first and kicked him out of God status | **Unfortunately, Scott The Woz did it first and kicked him out of God status | ||
*Pretended to follow a normie ass cult and then later hit them all with a car like that one episode of ''Family Guy'' | *Pretended to follow a normie ass cult and then later hit them all with a car like that one episode of ''Family Guy'' | ||
*Stole all the bouncy castles from Kim Jong Un's secret stash | *Stole all the bouncy castles from Kim Jong Un's secret stash | ||
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*His favorite food is spaghetti. | *His favorite food is spaghetti. | ||
*Windows has been cracking femboy skunk bussies ''before'' it was cool. | |||
Revision as of 13:39, 31 August 2026
Windows 108
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Now playing: "Windows XP Song"
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“⠀⠀I have no shit, and I must post.„
— Windows 108, 2026
| Windows 108 | |
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| Emblem: |
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| Alias(es): |
The Piss Drinker |
| Birthday: |
October 14th |
| Sex: |
Male |
| Pronouns: |
He/He |
| Fantasy Race: |
It varies. |
| Nationality: |
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| Height: |
6ft |
| Disorder(s): |
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| Occupation(s): |
Too many to fucking list. |
Canadian
Winifred Hepatitis "Windows" Gates CVIII, real name 
, better known as Windows 108, is a joke character and an absolute nutcase who lives beyond the concept of what's possible and not possible. He often goes around his hometown Toronto and drives all the other residents to insanity because of his antics that would cross the line, but are so bizarrely hilarious that they completely demolish that line entirely. He also enjoys masturbating very frequently because he is very 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and has a long list of crimes because of this.
Because Windows is rarely, if ever, shown to be serious, he's not very well-liked by many people and his non-sequiturs and antics as mentioned above tend to be frowned upon. Skill issue, but even then he doesn't really care. He enjoys trolling and being his true self too much. Every quirky thing he does, Enrique! also does because they're twinsies.
He's also a well-known member of the Krispy Kreme Klub.
The crazy shit he's done
- Got arrested for not washing his hands after using the toilet
- Got arrested for not finishing his food
- Ate soup out of the toilet
- Cooked with Bigfoot
- Jumped into lava for some reason
- Invented mini-me
- He comes with nano-me
- and he also comes with micro-me (he's the tiniest)
- He comes with nano-me
- Broke into people's houses at night before tell them go to sleep then grinning widely
- Repeatedly bit everything inedible (such as plants, a TV remote, people's arms...)
- EVERYONE IS HIM WHAT DO WE DO
- Got robbed for his pancakes
- Cloned himself a million times and caused chaos in some random dude's backyard
- Became an elf that played the banjo
- Broke down crying when he was asked where does see himself in five years
- Titanic but Jack and Rose are both him
- Dated himself
- Went into Mars and immediately left because he got bored
- Caused a nuclear war at school for something stupid
- Got his house robbed because he was busy doing helium
- Drank so much caffeine he blew up
- Tried to teach animals how to read
- Invented a cure for AIDS then forgot about it
- Spayed SCP-2747
- Grew to massive size and walked through a city (Sorry toronto lmao)
- He thought he was a dentist
- Reduced the number of states to 49
- Vowed to sit on an egg until it hatches
- Stole Christmas from 2017 to 2021
- Held a New Year's party but didn't even have a clock
- Convinced many to fly
- He is a licensed lemonade stand owner, trust me
- The boogeyman ain't Pepsiman for him, he is Pepsiman's boogeyman
- Went to Walmart and superglued coins to the floor then poured hydrochloric acid all over people when they tried to pick them up
- Shoved a Wii U gamepad up his ass and became God
- Unfortunately, Scott The Woz did it first and kicked him out of God status
- Pretended to follow a normie ass cult and then later hit them all with a car like that one episode of Family Guy
- Stole all the bouncy castles from Kim Jong Un's secret stash
- A water cooler kicked his ass, don't ask
- He sold his soul. Twice.
- Made a special appearance on The Eric Andre Show. (The episode was immediately banned for reasons hidden from the public.)
History
Windows was born immediately after "Captain" Lou Albano (The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!) died, thus making him serve as his reincarnation as Lou would choose a random woman from Toronto to impregnate his reincarnation inside. Even at birth, Windows was always fucking crazy and immediately ran away when he was born and everybody had to catch him. His birth records strangely do not exist, but this is often believed by many schizos conspiracy theorists to be because of something involving Windows awakening his crazy gene within him at some point which led to him... eh, let's not say too much.
Ever since then, he's always been a nuisance for other Toronto residents.
Trivia
Story
- His favorite food is spaghetti.
- Windows has been cracking femboy skunk bussies before it was cool.