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|caption = flesh mall | |caption = flesh mall | ||
|fullname = paul blart | |fullname = paul blart | ||
|aliases = | |aliases = *Paulie | ||
|species = | *Peanut Blart and Belly | ||
|gender = | *Sluggish Non Entity | ||
|species = Paul | |||
|gender = Blart | |||
|born = united states | |born = united states | ||
|family = his ex wife and daughter | |family = his ex wife and daughter | ||
|home = | |home = Worldstarhiphop.com | ||
|affiliation = | |affiliation = Otis | ||
|nationality = | |nationality = Petorian | ||
|job = mall cop | |job = mall cop | ||
|criminality = | |criminality = police brutality | ||
|appears = fanboy and chumchum 2 | |appears = fanboy and chumchum 2 | ||
|role = cop | |role = cop | ||
|actor = kevin james | |actor = kevin james | ||
|onlyfans = kevin james | |onlyfans = kevin james | ||
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Revision as of 22:46, 18 May 2024
"Safety never takes a holiday"
Paul Blart is an blarty, sharty non entity that exists mostly within the confines of the West Orange Pavillion Mall. He is a guardian of the Crystal Coconut, of course. He somehow befriends the futa cow: Otis, and helps him to sneak into he control security room so that he can lecture to the mall; slanders about Rev says desu and his archenemy Dr fuck you.
History
Paul blart and mario
He has none, is only 12 seconds old.