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'''Stuart Little''' (C.E.O. of Evil) is an unforgivable, ruthless DEMON FROM THE BOTTOMOST PIT OF HELL who has done countless indescribable horrors. He has committed multiple war crimes against both NPCs and freakers and is a little piece of shit that needs to be instantly destroyed. Fuck this ungrateful bitch!
'''Stuart BITCHle Ratman''', later legally changing his name into his pseudonym despite literally [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtHtJKnd-zs {{color|blue|no one else}}] calling him by it, '''Stuart Little, (C.E.O. of Evil LARPing)''' is the psychopathic, sociopathic self-proclaimed "''super-duper!''" edgy edgelord gangsta-wannabe who is responsible for infinite 🍑🎀𝓌𝒶𝓇 𝒸𝓇𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈💗😳. He has committed untold unspeakable things to [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety|freakers]] and even just normal fucking people. He is a little piece of shit that needs to be instantly destroyed. Fuck this disgusting bitch!


FUCK THIS FUCKING MOUSE OH MY GOD I HATE THIS EVIL FUCKING RODENT!!!!111  
'''<big>FUCK THIS FUCKING MOUSE OH MY GOD I HATE THIS EVIL FUCKING RODENT!!!!111</big>'''


He might be related to Mulmangcho, whoever the fuck he is. His archenemy is remy from ratatouille who is a freaky martial artist.  
He might be related to [[Mulmangcho]], whoever the fuck he is. His archenemy is [[Remy F. Ratatouille|remy from ratatouille]] who is a freaky martial artist.  


He is in a homoerotic relationship with EB From Hop.  
He is in a sexy homoerotic relationship with [[EB From Hop]].
 
He can transform himself into a horrifying eldritch god at will.
 
He was the final boss of [[Ohio]] until [[Adrian]] and his friend group kicked him out so Stuart started a civil war against him but failed miserably because [[Barbershop]] successfully commanded the army to kick Stuart out of Ohio which made Stuart so fucking pissed that he made 10 gore fanfics about Barbershop but he doesn't care and never saw any of them so Stuart got even more pissed and tried killing him several times but Barbershop always come out safe in the end.


== Hall of Shame ==
== Hall of Shame ==


* he is in freaky bob's client list
* he is in [[Freaky Bob|freaky bob's]] client list
* he started ww1
* he started ww1
* he started ww2
* he started ww2
* he will start ww3
* he will start ww3
* he will use sticks and stones during ww4
* he will use sticks and stones during ww4
* he killed a flock of [[parrots]].
* he killed a flock of parrots.
* he is responsible for every disaster in human history
* he is responsible for every disaster in human history
* he got freaky with mrs. grilled cheese before elmer married it
* he got freaky with [[Mrs. Grilled Cheese|mrs. grilled cheese]] before elmer married it
* he does not have the n word pass
* he does not have the n word pass (and he still says it anyway)
* he hypnotized frederick and eleanor little to adopt him instead of any of the many orphaned children in the orphanage
* he hypnotized frederick and eleanor little to adopt him instead of any of the many orphaned children in the orphanage
* he throws orphans in dumpsters for them to later be crushed in garbage trucks  
* he throws orphans in dumpsters for them to later be horrifically be crushed in garbage trucks  
* he fed me rat shit disguised as cereal
* he fed me rat shit disguised as cereal
* he started vietnam
* he started vietnam
* he turned the titanic ship to hit the iceberg
* he turned the titanic ship to hit the iceberg
* he killed bambi's mom
* he killed mufasa
* he also killed mufasa
* he killed harambe
* he killed harambe
* he killed optimus prime in the 1986 transformers movie
* he killed optimus prime in the 1986 transformers movie
* he is the reason why Karen Mizuki from JAKQ Dengekitai lost her right arm and dead
* he is the reason why Karen Mizuki from JAKQ Dengekitai lost her right arm and died
* he is the leader of CRIME
* he is the leader of CRIME
* he wants to kill Dr. Hämsterviel
* he wants to kill [[Dr. Hämsterviel]]
* he assassinated archduke franz ferdinand
* he assassinated archduke franz ferdinand
* he assassinated JFK
* he assassinated [[JFK (Clone High)|JFK from Clone High]] and blamed [[Oswald the Lucky Rabbit|Oswald]].
* when jimmy carter learned of stuart little's despicable actions he was so shocked that he died.
* when [[Jimmy Carter|the peanut statue]] learned of stuart little's despicable actions he was so shocked that he died.
* Gerald Ford was the only president to give him a pardon, I think that's kinda worthless tbh.
* he erupted mount vesuvius in 79 AD, the same volcano that destroyed pompeii
* he erupted mount vesuvius in 79 AD, the same volcano that destroyed pompeii
* at 3:00 pm he skins selected people alive in their sleep and wears their skin and pretends to be them the following day
* at 3:00 pm he skins selected people alive in their sleep and wears their skin and pretends to be them the following day
* he created the state of ohio, skibidi toilet, the gen alpha generation and brainrot in general
* he created the gen alpha generation, also known as the worst fucking generation of all time
* he is the ohio final boss's true identity
* he is the [[Final Boss of Ohio|ohio final boss]]'s true identity until Adrian fucked it up.
* he turned cthulhu and lovecraftian horrors into real things
* he made cthulhu and other lovecraftian horrors into actual living things that roam this very land
* he is the creator of teen titans go
* he is the creator of teen titans go
* he greenlit velma
* he showed a young dan schneider a picture of a foot which began his fetish
* he showed a young dan schneider a picture of a foot which began his fetish
* he created the minions and wanted the conquer the world with them but he couldnt train them and they wandered off without him
* he created [[The Minions|the minions]] and wanted the conquer the world with them but he couldnt train them and they wandered off without him
* he was friends with austrian painter
* he was friends with [[Adolf Hitler|austrian painter]]
* he is friends with [[Perkins Miller|austrian painter's son]] and helped him remove the peppa pig fanon wiki from existence
* he is friends with [[Perkins Miller|austrian painter's son]] and helped him remove SBFW from existence
* he has a 10 trillion kill streak
* he has a 10 trillion kill streak
* he hates freakers
* he hates freakers
* he hates you
* he hates you
* he's in the list
* he created the Evil Pet Smart
* he created the Evil Pet Smart
* he created the glofish
* he created the glofish
* he killed Cade Funfish (Freaky Saga)
* he killed [[Cade Funfish]]
* he will be killed by hidan
* he will be killed by [[hidan]]
* Penis Man
* [[PenisMan]]
* he will also be killed by Hansel
* he will also be killed by [[Hansel & Gretel|Hansel]]
* he will be deepfried by Vesna
* he will be deepfried by Vesna
* he is Anti-Life because he has no life
* he is Anti-Life because he has no life
* Stuart Little got drowned by Phil Swift
* Stuart Little got drowned by Phil Swift
* he mutilates random people on the streets sometimes and he finds great enjoyment out of it
* he eats homeless people
* he hates porn
* he is an incel
* he had sex with perkins miller
== Hall of Fame ==
* Stuart BITCHle is his actual name given to him by birth because even his parents knew how much of a piece of shit he would become in the future. He changed his middle name to Little in protest against his based parents. His actual last name is Ratman.
== Crimes ==
== Crimes ==
He is so evil, he impressed and gained respect from oligarchs domestic and foreign. Thus he legally hasn't committed every single crime imaginable. Instead of trying to look for the crimes he committed personally, it is best to go to the wikipedia page to find a list of crimes and challenge yourself to search for a single one that he didn't commit, cuz it's safe to say that he committed every crime listed there.
He has committed every single crime imaginable so you can easily go to the wikipedia page on list of crimes and you'll have no luck searching for one that he didn't commit because he did every crime.
 
If you somehow found a crime he hadn't done, please write any below:


== gallery ==
== Gallery ==
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:Vs75d8xk3pi41.webp.png|the three most dangerous men alive (left to right, ice age baby, grandpa joe, and stuart bitchle)
File:Stuart-little-fact-v0-7ocowcbd8xb91.webp
File:Tkris0lpg7741.webp.png
File:Vs75d8xk3pi41.webp|the three most dangerous men alive (left to right, ice age baby, grandpa joe, and stuart bitchle)
File:Tkris0lpg7741.webp
File:KFCRAT.webp|The final end result of being put into the [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Deep Fryer]] created by [[Pizza F-er Krabs|Pizza Fucker Krabs]].
File:KFCRAT.webp|The final end result of being put into the [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Deep Fryer]] created by [[Pizza F-er Krabs|Pizza Fucker Krabs]].
File:HEDIEDWHATASISSY.webp|Stuart Little Being Drowned for his crimes  
File:HEDIEDWHATASISSY.webp|Stuart Little Being Drowned for his crimes  
</gallery>
</gallery>
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[[Category:NPCs]]
[[Category:People who got executed via firing squad]]
[[Category:People who got executed via firing squad]]
[[Category:Freaky arc]]
[[Category:Mice]]
[[Category:Mice]]
[[Category:Irredeemable characters]]
[[Category:Irredeemable characters]]
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[[Category:Idiots]]
[[Category:Idiots]]
[[Category:Sadists]]
[[Category:Sadists]]
[[Category:Neutral characters]]
[[Category:Freaky haters]]
[[Category:Freaky haters]]
[[Category:NPC haters]]
[[Category:Villains]]
[[Category:Villains]]
[[Category:Evil]]
[[Category:Evil]]
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[[Category:Freaky hunters]]
[[Category:Freaky hunters]]
[[Category:Scary Pages]]
[[Category:Scary Pages]]
[[Category:Racists]]
[[Category:Rodents]]
[[Category:Rodents]]
[[Category:People who have tried to kill Ka-Chung]]
[[Category:People who have tried to kill Ka-Chung]]
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[[Category:Evil People]]
[[Category:Evil People]]
[[Category:People who destroy the counterdesk at a target when they are enraged at the cashier]]
[[Category:People who destroy the counterdesk at a target when they are enraged at the cashier]]
[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:STUART LITTLE X EB]]
[[Category:STUART LITTLE X EB]]
[[Category:Mid]]
[[Category:Mid]]
[[Category:Villains that will never redeem themselves because their too fucking evil to care about shit like redemption]]
[[Category:Villains that will never redeem themselves because they're too fucking evil to be redeemed]]
[[Category:Gay]]
[[Category:Gay]]
[[Category:LARPers]]
[[File:Stuart_little_AMV.mp4|frameless|right]]

Latest revision as of 16:36, 7 July 2026

where he belongs

Stuart BITCHle Ratman, later legally changing his name into his pseudonym despite literally no one else calling him by it, Stuart Little, (C.E.O. of Evil LARPing) is the psychopathic, sociopathic self-proclaimed "super-duper!" edgy edgelord gangsta-wannabe who is responsible for infinite 🍑🎀𝓌𝒶𝓇 𝒸𝓇𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈💗😳. He has committed untold unspeakable things to freakers and even just normal fucking people. He is a little piece of shit that needs to be instantly destroyed. Fuck this disgusting bitch!

FUCK THIS FUCKING MOUSE OH MY GOD I HATE THIS EVIL FUCKING RODENT!!!!111

He might be related to Mulmangcho, whoever the fuck he is. His archenemy is remy from ratatouille who is a freaky martial artist.

He is in a sexy homoerotic relationship with EB From Hop.

He can transform himself into a horrifying eldritch god at will.

He was the final boss of Ohio until Adrian and his friend group kicked him out so Stuart started a civil war against him but failed miserably because Barbershop successfully commanded the army to kick Stuart out of Ohio which made Stuart so fucking pissed that he made 10 gore fanfics about Barbershop but he doesn't care and never saw any of them so Stuart got even more pissed and tried killing him several times but Barbershop always come out safe in the end.

Hall of Shame

  • he is in freaky bob's client list
  • he started ww1
  • he started ww2
  • he will start ww3
  • he will use sticks and stones during ww4
  • he killed a flock of parrots.
  • he is responsible for every disaster in human history
  • he got freaky with mrs. grilled cheese before elmer married it
  • he does not have the n word pass (and he still says it anyway)
  • he hypnotized frederick and eleanor little to adopt him instead of any of the many orphaned children in the orphanage
  • he throws orphans in dumpsters for them to later be horrifically be crushed in garbage trucks
  • he fed me rat shit disguised as cereal
  • he started vietnam
  • he turned the titanic ship to hit the iceberg
  • he killed mufasa
  • he killed harambe
  • he killed optimus prime in the 1986 transformers movie
  • he is the reason why Karen Mizuki from JAKQ Dengekitai lost her right arm and died
  • he is the leader of CRIME
  • he wants to kill Dr. Hämsterviel
  • he assassinated archduke franz ferdinand
  • he assassinated JFK from Clone High and blamed Oswald.
  • when the peanut statue learned of stuart little's despicable actions he was so shocked that he died.
  • Gerald Ford was the only president to give him a pardon, I think that's kinda worthless tbh.
  • he erupted mount vesuvius in 79 AD, the same volcano that destroyed pompeii
  • at 3:00 pm he skins selected people alive in their sleep and wears their skin and pretends to be them the following day
  • he created the gen alpha generation, also known as the worst fucking generation of all time
  • he is the ohio final boss's true identity until Adrian fucked it up.
  • he made cthulhu and other lovecraftian horrors into actual living things that roam this very land
  • he is the creator of teen titans go
  • he greenlit velma
  • he showed a young dan schneider a picture of a foot which began his fetish
  • he created the minions and wanted the conquer the world with them but he couldnt train them and they wandered off without him
  • he was friends with austrian painter
  • he is friends with austrian painter's son and helped him remove SBFW from existence
  • he has a 10 trillion kill streak
  • he hates freakers
  • he hates you
  • he's in the list
  • he created the Evil Pet Smart
  • he created the glofish
  • he killed Cade Funfish
  • he will be killed by hidan
  • PenisMan
  • he will also be killed by Hansel
  • he will be deepfried by Vesna
  • he is Anti-Life because he has no life
  • Stuart Little got drowned by Phil Swift
  • he mutilates random people on the streets sometimes and he finds great enjoyment out of it
  • he eats homeless people
  • he hates porn
  • he is an incel
  • he had sex with perkins miller

Hall of Fame

  • Stuart BITCHle is his actual name given to him by birth because even his parents knew how much of a piece of shit he would become in the future. He changed his middle name to Little in protest against his based parents. His actual last name is Ratman.

Crimes

He has committed every single crime imaginable so you can easily go to the wikipedia page on list of crimes and you'll have no luck searching for one that he didn't commit because he did every crime.

Gallery