EB From Hop

EB From Hop (Co-C.E.O. of Evil) was an ̸̨̨͕̬̠̩͇͍̼̘̝̮͚̬̌̈́̈́̆̅̔̇̂͘͘̕ͅĘ̷̨̛̛̫͎̣̞̠͎͍̗̱̺͖̜̻̭͓̩͈͚͚̠̱̭̮̠̮̼͎̻̙͎̍̔̂̽̔͑̐̂͑̉̅́̎̒̓̃̈̎̈́̀̈̍͂͑̍̉̉̉̌̂͐͆̇͆̕͜͜͝͝ͅV̸̧̡̧̧̡͙̪̰͓̬̖̣͇̗̲̲͔̱̤̥̘̯͚̳̦̥̞̯͎͚̹̘́̊͗̇͑̒́͗͊̔̍̇͗̌̾͊͛̀͂̀͐͆̽̑͋́͒̊̚͝͝͝Ȋ̶̧̧̢̪͍͍̙̦͚͈̞͓̬̭͍̫̦̻̹̩͔̪̲̘͚̘̫͖̯̱̩̘̣͇̮̳̞̲̯̮̞̠̰̫̣̟͛̅͒͋̄́͊̿̾̀͌̈́͐͒̌͛̇̉́̄̐̊̿͑̉̅̋̾͌̌̈́́̀̅̎̆̈̑͂͘̕͜͜͠͠͝͝L̴̛̤͎͔̜͙͎͚̍̆̎̾̔̾̂̒̋̄̋͐̃̄́͐̈́̈́̀̏͐͛͂͛̾̌̕̕̚͝ ̴̨̢͍̞̗̰̮̗̭͎̠̠̱̣̠̤̤̻̫̘̘̹̱̣̮̟̼̥͍̠͎̯̜͍̪͉͓̙̳̩͉͒̆͑́͊̍́̇͒̈̕͜͜͜ͅͅP̶̨̛̖̝͛̈́̐̎̃̐̈́̓͗͗̋̎̂́͐̽͒̿̿̓͊̋́̓͒́͊̏͛̓̈̏͐̀͐͐̆͛̓̉̔͘̕̕͘͝Ą̸̨̢̧̧͇̜͇̺̫̗̞͚̖̪̙͔̳̻̯̼̼͍̲͖̭̠̓̾̇̉̈̀͌͋̂̍́́̊̎̈́̊̈́͛̍̎̀̆̇͆̌̊͊͒̒̂̐̂͛͛̚͘̚͠R̵̨͍͙͖̯̤̘͔̯͕̪͈͖̯̭̉͆̀̔͑̍͝A̷̧̻͔̙̝̮͙̘̰̲̠͍͉̫͇̫̼̗̜͙̝̜͔̼̟͍͗͗́̌͂̆̈̿̓́̍̀͒̎̔͗͂͌̆̅̈̄̎́̑̅́̄̌̕̕̚̚͝͝Ĺ̴̨̨̢͕̻͓̤̤̞̼̯̦̠̮͎͍̎̇̚Y̷̖̼̠̪̙͖̩͖͚̦̺͎̣̭̺͆͠ͅͅͅŜ̵̡̢̛̭̹̪̗̽̈́̿͑̔̓͑͋̔̌̌́͂̀͗̒̊͆͑̒͒̃̔͂͌͆̓͛͊͆͌͂̀͆̾̍̅̚̚͘̚̕͠Į̷̛̟̪̥̥͍̳̬͇͍̞̫̮͕̯̜̯̺̪̪̤̯̲͓͚̥̆̂̑̒̆̑̉̉̅̔̑͋̋̎̾̔͒̎̈́͑̈̀̾͆͂͒̎̓̑͊̍̇͌̃̓̓͋̈͘͘͘̕͜͜͝ͅS̶̨̧̡̨̧͙̦̼͓̣̭̱͈̞̗͔̭̟̞̠͔̣̖͓͍͙̩̥̥̫̦̟͉̱̜̥͓̩̼͖̠͖̠̪͈̝̑̈́̈́̓̾͑͋̑̇͌̕͜ͅ ̷̡̯͉̳͓̰̤̩̣̲̼̰̣͈̬̹̣̙͚̭͎̦̞͕̹̗̀͛͋̉̈́̂̈́̾̏̈́̈̓̑̎̌̉̍͑̈̿̇̓͂̅̊̓̀̉͂̊̕͘͘͘̕͜͝D̴̡̨̬͉̯̳̮̜̰̣͚̹̮̟͓̣̼͇̘̳͔̠̻̮̦̬̤̤̭̮̼̫͉͍͖̹̣̜̱̦̮͓͌̆̔̍̔͑̈͘̚͜͜͝E̵̳̠̳̘͓͖̩̞͚̮̩̩̖͔̜̤̠̼͖̜̬͒͊̈́͊̑́͑͜͝ͅM̸̨̢̢̧̢̛̦̲̮̣̰̥̖͓̳̥̙̯͖͖̗̺̤̤̳̗̬̟͚̳͖͚͈̦̺̳͇̖̱̺̦̣̗̘̟̹̮͎̹̑̒̓̈́̉͌̆͝ͅO̷̢͖͉̤̤̞̬̹̦̥͛̏͋̐͌̅̋͐̒̋̄́̓̆͘͘͜͠͠Ņ̷̢̛̰̮̜̯̫̞̗̩̙͍̥̗͍̠͇̈́̈́́̄̓͐͗̃̽̉̊̀̀̓̉̆̊̎̌̈́́̈̾͐̄͘ who had done countless acts of indescribable horrors. His actions were beyond redeemable and he now lives in NPC Hell with his mate.

He was in a homoerotic relationship with said mate.

EVIL DEEDS

• He caused the Hindenburg disaster.
• He caused the 1883 Krakatoa eruption which caused all of Asia to go deaf.
• His very existence is a crime against nature.
• He shits jelly beans which is fucking disgusting.
• He was played by Russel Brand.
• He stole my fucking rarest pokemon cards and manage to sell them at scalper level prices.
• He wakes up babies crying at 3pm and wears their skins.
• He made me lose motivation to write something actually meaningful.
• Even though he's NPC he had sex with Stuart BITCHle which is a very freaky thing to do but because it's stuart it's instantly an immoral crime against god.

Death

EB was unalived by an unknown heroic individual in an undisclosed location in Bitchburgh.

• 

  eb shot dead

Trivia

• He looks like a car dealership mascot.
• The chicken was the true protagonist of the movie, not this fuckin slut lmao.