Tahu

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	Includes: Sex
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Tahu after becoming a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻.

Tahu, originally known as Toa Tahu, was a main NPC protagonist from the BIONICLE series of LEGO® and the lore which accompanied it. He was the rather arrogant, hot-headed, and reckless but courageous and goodhearted leader of the Toa Mata and later the Toa Nuva, a team of Toa heroes who are destined to awaken the Great Spirit Mata Nui from an unnatural sleeping spell he has fallen under. Tahu is a Toa who commands the power of fire and wears the Kanohi Hau, a mask which allows him to shield himself from danger he can see cumming coming.

In real life, Tahu was released as a set four times throughout BIONICLE's nine year run; first in the debut year of 2001, then in 2002, 2008, and 2010, the last year of the line's original run. He then reappeared in the 2015 reboot of BIONICLE alongside later iterations of Tahu the following year but all were shit cause by that time, LEGO® was bought out by Mr. Game & Watch and now the company is a shell of it's former self like 99% of every damn company in the world now.

Eventually, in 2019, Tahu was converted into a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 and became a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 writer for many screenplays while also now wearing Gucci even though he is known to be broke. Despite his financial situation after leaving LEGO®, Tahu frequents fast food restaurants and has been seen at places like Chipotle, McDonalds, IHOP, Burger King, the Krusty Krab, Burgerphile, Frosty Mart, and Femboy Hooters.

Since he became homeless after LEGO® blacklisted his ass for becoming a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻, he started living and chilling at Hippo's house without ever paying rent like every single other fuck who lives with Hippo. When he isn't hanging out at Hippo's crib, he is seen in the streets smoking crack with his EPIC multi-dimensional buddy Crack Miser.

Also he is in an incestious relationship (because they consider themselves as “brother” or “sister” suffixes) with Toa Gali after they both gotten 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 as fuck, to the point that every time some random ass 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻 or NORMIE walk in on them, Toa Gali is always covered in Tahu’s cum. He and Gali flee the country of Denmark after it fell to NORMIES

Stupid ass backstory

Tahu was originally a Toa from the island of Mata Nui, a Polynesian island that never interacted with the outside world, until the pre-NPC-Freaky war happened, and the island was colonized by Mr. Game & Watch, who converted them to become puritans, they prevented sex so much that their population decreased. Until one day Fugi-Dove came in and said to Tahu “Look, your population is decreasing and those fucking NPCs can’t be getting away with this,” Fugi-Dove said before adding reproductive organs to the shitheads of Mata Nui Island. After Tahu got a penis and balls, he was thrilled as fuck, because he was able to fuck technically his sister in arms, Toa Gali. Tahu and Fugi-Dove became best friends after being converted to 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓲𝓼𝓶.

One day, femboy Kai (a even more NPC version of Kai the fire fag from ninjago) tried to cuck Tahu’s girlfriend, but Tahu knew from the last time, he would never fall for a femboy and so, he bashed the head of femboy kai into a brick wall, until blood and brains came out of his head, and he called Fugi-Dove over to fuck the dead body and Tahu filmed the whole thing and posted it on YouTube and snuff film sites.

what Toa Tahu did to Toa Gali after the entirety of Mata Nui island got reproductive organs

He currently films Fugi-Dove and other 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 gangbanging normies on a crappy camcorder in any fast food restaurant like Chipotle, McDonalds, IHOP, Burger King, the Krusty Krab, Burgerphile, Frosty Mart, Femboy Hooters, etc.