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He is a tyrannical boss who forces his employees to perform slave labor (plowing fields, growing crops, forcing them to suck his dick, etc.) in order to create his cookies that he overprices and pisses on. | He is a tyrannical boss who forces his employees to perform slave labor (plowing fields, growing crops, forcing them to suck his dick, etc.) in order to create his cookies that he overprices and pisses on. | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*He once killed [[Pop]], [[Snap]] and [[Crackle]] from Rice Krispies by casting testicular torsion on them. To this day the cereal currently has no mascot. I guess you can say he's a... '''''cereal killer!''''' BWAAAAHA<big>AAAahAhaAHaHAhAHAHahaHahAH</big> ahaAhHaha'''haHAHAHAhAHAAHaaHahAHHaha''' hahahahahahahhHAHH<big> <big>AHAHAHAHAhahhahahHAHAHA</big>'''HAHHAAHAHAHAHh'''<br> <small>not funny</small> | *He once killed [[Pop]], [[Snap]] and [[Crackle]] from Rice Krispies by casting testicular torsion on them. To this day the cereal brand currently has no alternative mascot. I guess you can say he's a... '''''cereal killer!''''' BWAAAAHA<big>AAAahAhaAHaHAhAHAHahaHahAH</big> ahaAhHaha'''haHAHAHAhAHAAHaaHahAHHaha''' hahahahahahahhHAHH<big> <big>AHAHAHAHAhahhahahHAHAHA</big>'''HAHHAAHAHAHAHh'''<br> <small>not funny</small> | ||
==Role in the saga== | ==Role in the saga== | ||
Revision as of 14:06, 3 June 2026
The Keebler elf also known as the random background character is a minor villain in the Omniverse Saga.
Biography
He is a tyrannical boss who forces his employees to perform slave labor (plowing fields, growing crops, forcing them to suck his dick, etc.) in order to create his cookies that he overprices and pisses on.
Trivia
- He once killed Pop, Snap and Crackle from Rice Krispies by casting testicular torsion on them. To this day the cereal brand currently has no alternative mascot. I guess you can say he's a... cereal killer! BWAAAAHAAAAahAhaAHaHAhAHAHahaHahAH ahaAhHahahaHAHAHAhAHAAHaaHahAHHaha hahahahahahahhHAHH AHAHAHAHAhahhahahHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHh
not funny
Role in the saga
- He isn't NPC, but he heavily sympathizes with them and he hates Freakers. He is only mentioned twice in the Saga. He doesn't make a physical appearance.
Comments
legitimately forgot he existed
-- Ozzie T. Floridian (talk) 18:05, 3 June 2026 (EDT)