The Slop Stomper: Difference between revisions
(Created page with "center|thumb|475x475px|The image of the creature. An 80 foot tall megafauna known for crushing anything it walks on like fucking bugs. It's only known for stomping all over the planet. The Dark Lord mistook its legs for the Trees of Valinor, attacking it, only to causing the beast to walk off else where and causing the calamity and change of Middle Earth's global geography. File:Lataus (1).jpg|center|thumb|The Slop Stomper making [...") ย |
Dung Eater (talk | contribs) mNo edit summary ย |
||
| (4 intermediate revisions by 2 users not shown) | |||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
[[File: | [[File:Oh my fuck!.mp4|thumb|475x475px|A rare video of the creature.|center]]The mythical and infamous '''Slop Stompers''' are 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 foot tall quettafauna made of pure dark matter <small>(oooh, spooky). It is best</small> known for crushing anything they walk on like little fucking bugs. They are very ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ and can completely squash macro falco with one of their bird toes. [[The Dark lord|The Dark Lord]] mistook its legs for the Trees of Valinor, when attacking them, only to causing the beast to walk off elsewhere and causing the calamity and change of Middle Earth's global geography, squashing of the island of Nรบmenor and sinking it to the bottom of the ocean until the day Middle Earth succumbs to the heat death of the universe. | ||
=== Gallery === | |||
[[File:Lataus (1).jpg | [[File:Lataus (1).jpg|thumb|The Slop Stomper making [[Wilson]] his pet.|left]] | ||
<br><br><br><br><br><br> | |||
[[Category:CREATURES]] | [[Category:CREATURES]] | ||
[[Category:Kaikkivoipa]] | [[Category:Kaikkivoipa]] | ||
[[Category:Birds]] | [[Category:Birds]] | ||
[[Category:Big]] | [[Category:Big]] | ||
[[Category:๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐]] | |||
[[Category:WAH WAH WAH!]] | [[Category:WAH WAH WAH!]] | ||
[[Category:XD]] | [[Category:XD]] | ||
[[Category:NOOT NOOT Empowered]] | [[Category:NOOT NOOT Empowered]] | ||
__NOEDITSECTION__ | |||
Latest revision as of 22:32, 31 May 2026
The mythical and infamous Slop Stompers are 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 foot tall quettafauna made of pure dark matter (oooh, spooky). It is best known for crushing anything they walk on like little fucking bugs. They are very ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ and can completely squash macro falco with one of their bird toes. The Dark Lord mistook its legs for the Trees of Valinor, when attacking them, only to causing the beast to walk off elsewhere and causing the calamity and change of Middle Earth's global geography, squashing of the island of Nรบmenor and sinking it to the bottom of the ocean until the day Middle Earth succumbs to the heat death of the universe.
Gallery
.jpg)