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A cumicane, also known as a sephoon, or a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Storm, is 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫's hurricane, except it's made out of semen instead. For no reason whatsoever, there are sperm whales that fly everywhere during cumicanes. And there's indeed a shitton of them, as well. They are 67 sextillion times more deadly than any Category 5 hurricane.
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<div class="sponge" style="border: 5px solid Black; font-family: papyrus; background: linear-gradient(360deg,gray, white); color: black; padding: 10px; border-radius: 10px 10px;"> | <div class="sponge" style="border: 5px solid Black; font-family: papyrus; background: linear-gradient(360deg,gray, white); color: black; padding: 10px; border-radius: 10px 10px;"> | ||
{{Quote|Stock phrase when a Category | <big><big><big><big><big><big><big><span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#280c05 0%,Gray 17%,White 100%); -webkit-background-clip:text;color: White;font-family:Arial Black;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.18em transparent;text-align:center">'''𝓒𝓾𝓶𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓮'''</span></big></big></big></big></big></big></big> | ||
{{Quote|Stock phrase when a Category 1 cumicane is first seen.|EMERGENCY ALERT! CATEGORY 1 CUMICANE WARNING! SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER!}}[[File:Cumicane.png|thumb|389x389px|A '''Category 1''' example of a Cumicane.]]A <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,White 30%,White 70%); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;font-family:Teko;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.05em Black;text-align:center"><big>'''cumicane'''</big></span>, also known as a <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,White 30%,White 70%); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;font-family:Teko;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.05em Black;text-align:center"><big>'''sephoon'''</big></span>, or a '''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,White 30%,White 70%); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;font-family:Teko;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.05em Black;text-align:center"><big>𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Storm</big></span>''', is 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫's hurricane, except it's made out of semen instead. For no reason whatsoever, there are sperm whales that fly everywhere during cumicanes. And there's indeed a shitton of them, as well. They are 67 '''sex'''tillion times more deadly than any Category 5 hurricane. | |||
==Types of cumicanes== | ==Types of cumicanes== | ||
*Category 1 - 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 gives you a little bit of mercy, but not by much. | * Category 1 - 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 gives you a little bit of mercy, but not by much. | ||
*Category 2 - sixty-seven '''sex'''tillion meter long solid cum. | *Category 2 - sixty-seven '''sex'''tillion meter long solid cum. | ||
*Category 3 - No. | *Category 3 - No. | ||
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===Story=== | ===Story=== | ||
* The only Category 5 cumicanes so far have been Cumicane Katrina. It's because of an incident that is forbidden to be spoken of. | *The only Category 5 cumicanes so far have been Cumicane Katrina. It's because of an incident that is forbidden to be spoken of. | ||
* Category 5 is the limit. Anything after is beyond human comprehension. | *Category 5 is the limit. Anything after is beyond human comprehension. | ||
Latest revision as of 17:05, 4 May 2026
𝓒𝓾𝓶𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓮
| “ | EMERGENCY ALERT! CATEGORY 1 CUMICANE WARNING! SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER! | ” |
-Stock phrase when a Category 1 cumicane is first seen. | ||
Types of cumicanes
- Category 1 - 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 gives you a little bit of mercy, but not by much.
- Category 2 - sixty-seven sextillion meter long solid cum.
- Category 3 - No.
- Category 4 - Beg!
- Category 5 - you're fucked, lmao.
Trivia
Story
- The only Category 5 cumicanes so far have been Cumicane Katrina. It's because of an incident that is forbidden to be spoken of.
- Category 5 is the limit. Anything after is beyond human comprehension.