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My name is Dan Mandel and I HATE EVERYONE!
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[[File:IMG 8397.jpg|thumb|{{color|black|<big>photo of me.</big>}}|569x569px]]<big>My name is '''Dan Mandel''' and I HATE EVERYONE!</big> | |||
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<big>I was born in a dumpster in Dildo, Subdivision E, Division 1, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. I like to get ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ with my homies!</big> | |||
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<big>I really like Daffy, Myself, Mort, Wario, Waluigi, Hรคnsel, Gretel, Bean Khan, Your Mom, and A1 Steak Sauce.</big> | |||
<big>I started jerking off in sept 11, 2001 and I am currently 50 years old. March on, sisters!</big> | |||
<big>Hope you look forward to my future Fanboy & Chum Chum endeavors!</big> | |||
<big>My mom said I can't do this for the rest of my life but I cut the brake lines on her car so we'll see who's bitching soon :)</big> | |||
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Latest revision as of 21:18, 14 April 2026

The Loathsome Dung Eater
I was born in a dumpster in Dildo, Subdivision E, Division 1, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. I like to get ๐ฏ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ with my homies!
I really like Daffy, Myself, Mort, Wario, Waluigi, Hรคnsel, Gretel, Bean Khan, Your Mom, and A1 Steak Sauce.
I started jerking off in sept 11, 2001 and I am currently 50 years old. March on, sisters!
Hope you look forward to my future Fanboy & Chum Chum endeavors!
My mom said I can't do this for the rest of my life but I cut the brake lines on her car so we'll see who's bitching soon :)