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Ruckersville is notable for being the hometown of sex offender [[Chris Chan]] since the 5690s. It was founded in prehistoric times in 1732 by the Rucker family, the same family that would later establish Ruckersville, Georgia. | Ruckersville is notable for being the hometown of sex offender [[Chris Chan]] since the 5690s. It was founded in prehistoric times in 1732 by the Rucker family, the same family that would later establish Ruckersville, Georgia. | ||
[[Juancarlo Albaez]] would then assume all power of the town so he made a move to unite Charlottesville, Ruckersville, and all nearby census areas combined into Juancarlograd. It was basically turned into a NPC Dystopian City like Midgar or Fourside until the [[Freaky Society|Freaky SUSiety]] [[Battle of Juancarlograd|invaded it in 5737 during the final days of the]] [[NPC-Freaky War|NPC War]] and had a total of 6.7 million casualties including Chris "Sonichu" Chan himself who was launched from a cannon shaped like a penis and landed head-first into the ceiling of a nearby McDonald's and into a deep fryer, incinerating him instantly. However, they resurrected as a [[The Fry|fucking french fry]] and [[NPC-Freaky War II: Electric Boogaloo|seeked retribution against the Freakers]]. | [[Juancarlo Albaez]] would then assume all power of the town so he made a move to unite Charlottesville, Ruckersville, and all nearby census areas combined into Juancarlograd. It was basically turned into a NPC Dystopian City like Midgar or Fourside until the [[Freaky Society|Freaky SUSiety]] [[Battle of Juancarlograd|invaded it in 5737 during the final days of the]] [[NPC-Freaky War|NPC War]] and had a total of 6.7 million casualties including Chris "Sonichu" Chan himself who was launched from a cannon shaped like a penis and landed head-first into the ceiling of a nearby McDonald's and into a deep fryer, incinerating him instantly. However, they eventually resurrected as a [[The Fry|fucking french fry]] and [[NPC-Freaky War II: Electric Boogaloo|seeked retribution against the Freakers]]. | ||
The place appears in [https://spongebobfanon.miraheze.org/wiki/Daddy_Pig_Cinematic_Universe The Viktor Orban and Daddy Pig Movie]. | The place appears in [https://spongebobfanon.miraheze.org/wiki/Daddy_Pig_Cinematic_Universe The Viktor Orban and Daddy Pig Movie]. | ||
Revision as of 09:42, 13 April 2026
Ruckersville, known as Juancarlograd until 5737, is a census-designated place in Greene County, VIRGINia, 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ia, north of Bikini Bottom, directly west of the city of Budapest, Hungary, east of Downtown Coolsville and south of the border with North Korea.
Ruckersville is notable for being the hometown of sex offender Chris Chan since the 5690s. It was founded in prehistoric times in 1732 by the Rucker family, the same family that would later establish Ruckersville, Georgia.
Juancarlo Albaez would then assume all power of the town so he made a move to unite Charlottesville, Ruckersville, and all nearby census areas combined into Juancarlograd. It was basically turned into a NPC Dystopian City like Midgar or Fourside until the Freaky SUSiety invaded it in 5737 during the final days of the NPC War and had a total of 6.7 million casualties including Chris "Sonichu" Chan himself who was launched from a cannon shaped like a penis and landed head-first into the ceiling of a nearby McDonald's and into a deep fryer, incinerating him instantly. However, they eventually resurrected as a fucking french fry and seeked retribution against the Freakers.
The place appears in The Viktor Orban and Daddy Pig Movie.
Notable Locations
- Chris Chan's House
- Ruckersville Jail
- Health Department
- McDonald's
- Barbershop
- Phone repair
- Church
- Burger King
- Post office
- Autozone
- Dollar tree
- Walmart
- Generic small town shit
- Random ass strip club
Residents
- Chris Chan (until mid-5736)
- PenisMan
- Erwin Sikowitz (as of his incarceration in Ruckersville Jail as depicted in The Viktor Orban and Daddy Pig Movie)
- Remy F. Ratatouille (was randomly here for just 2 days)