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[[File:King John.png|thumb|John when he was king and nearly as big as [[Your Mum!|YO FAT MAMA!]]]]{{Quote|John.|Who else is with you? Is it horror game mascot [[Freddy fazbender|Freddy Fazbear]]?!}} | [[File:King John.png|thumb|John when he was king and nearly as big as [[Your Mum!|YO FAT MAMA!]]]]{{Quote|John.|Who else is with you? Is it horror game mascot [[Freddy fazbender|Freddy Fazbear]]?!}} | ||
'''Johnson Andre "John" Thompson''', commonly referred to as '''Mr. Thompson''', and self-proclaimed as '''Mr. T.''', is [[Drake Thompson|Drake]] and Katy (alongside nine other unknown children)'s father and Karen Thompson (who serves as one of his many wives)'s husband. He got kicked out of multiple families because of his actions. He at some point was the king of Molossia. | '''Johnson Andre "John" Thompson''', commonly referred to as '''Mr. Thompson''', and self-proclaimed as '''Mr. T.''', is [[Drake Thompson|Drake]] and Katy (alongside nine other unknown children)'s father and Karen Thompson (who serves as one of his many wives)'s husband. He got kicked out of multiple families because of his actions. He at some point was the king of Molossia. | ||
He is homies with [[Bean Khan]], khan of Mongolia. | |||
== Weird antics == | == Weird antics == | ||
Revision as of 16:27, 18 March 2026
| “ | Who else is with you? Is it horror game mascot Freddy Fazbear?! | ” |
-John. | ||
Johnson Andre "John" Thompson, commonly referred to as Mr. Thompson, and self-proclaimed as Mr. T., is Drake and Katy (alongside nine other unknown children)'s father and Karen Thompson (who serves as one of his many wives)'s husband. He got kicked out of multiple families because of his actions. He at some point was the king of Molossia.
He is homies with Bean Khan, khan of Mongolia.
Weird antics
- Caused a worldwide war on a now destroyed planet where everyone fought to the death
- Tried to ask a minor out
- Nearly shattered a multiverse just because he tried to get a job
- Attempted to off the offspring and tried to make it look like something else
- Made music that when you listen to it, you will have sex immediately
- Forgot to turn off the heater and burnt the house down
- Bit people's balls off and laughed before having dinner
- Slept in beds of multiple residents, including people he doesn't even know
- Thinks Wario is cool
- Crushed the Loud family with his tank
- Shoved his penis into a vacuum cleaner
- Caused a nuclear war to break out mid-wedding
- Called you at 3:23 AM in the morning
- Sex with ghosts
Personality
John has so much stupidity that it's unclear how he even functions. Sometimes he'll completely miss the obvious, like that time he thought Hiei was Katy.
John can get really neurotic over little things sometimes, especially roast chicken. Whenever he is given roast chicken for dinner or if he hears someone say "roast chicken" or anything roast chicken related, he has a tendency to go on psychotic rampages screaming "ROAST CHICKEN!". His rampages are powerful enough to destroy an entire island and country.
Gallery
Griffin House Incident of 2011
OH NO HE'S HOT
Trivia
- He looks like Asgore slightly, for some reason.
- John hates his son because he chose to contrast his alignment.