John Thompson

Johnson Andre "John" Thompson, commonly referred to as Mr. Thompson, and self-proclaimed as Mr. T., is Drake and Katy (alongside nine other unknown children)'s father and Karen Thompson (who serves as one of his many wives)'s husband. He got kicked out of multiple families because of his actions. He at some point was king.

Weird antics

• Caused a worldwide war on a now destroyed planet where everyone fought to the death
• Tried to ask a minor out
• Nearly shattered a multiverse just because he tried to get a job
• Attempted to off the offspring and tried to make it look like something else
• Made music that when you listen to it, you will have sex immediately
• Forgot to turn off the heater and burnt the house down
• Bit people's balls off and laughed before having dinner
• Slept in beds of multiple residents, including people he doesn't even know

Roast chicken

John can get really neurotic over little things sometimes, especially roast chicken. Whenever he is given roast chicken for dinner or if he hears someone say "roast chicken" or anything roast chicken related, he has a tendency to go on psychotic rampages screaming "ROAST CHICKEN!". His rampages are powerful enough to destroy an entire island and country.

Gallery

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  Griffin House Incident of 2011

Trivia

• He looks like Asgore slightly, for some reason.