Cumicane: Difference between revisions
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
No edit summary |
No edit summary |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
{{Quote|Stock phrase when a Category 5 cumicane is first seen.|EMERGENCY ALERT! CATEGORY 5 CUMICANE WARNING! SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER!}} | {{Quote|Stock phrase when a Category 5 cumicane is first seen.|EMERGENCY ALERT! CATEGORY 5 CUMICANE WARNING! SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER!}} | ||
[[File:Cumicane.png|thumb]] | [[File:Cumicane.png|thumb]] | ||
A '''cumicane''', also known as a '''sephoon''', or a '''𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 storm''', | A <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#ffffff 30%,#d6d1b8 70%); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;font-family:Teko;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.05em #712006;text-align:center"><big>'''cumicane'''</big></span>, also known as a <span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#ffdf3c 30%,#ff7125 70%); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;font-family:Teko;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.05em #712006;text-align:center"><big>'''sephoon'''</big></span>, or a '''<span style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,#ffdf3c 30%,#ff7125 70%); -webkit-background-clip:text !important; -webkit-text-fill-color:transparent;font-family:Teko;font-weight:700;-webkit-text-stroke: 0.05em #712006;text-align:center"><big>𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 storm</big></span>''', is [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫]]'s hurricane, except it's made out of semen instead. For no reason whatsoever, there are whales that fly everywhere during cumicanes. And there's indeed a shitton of them, as well. They are sixty-seven '''sex'''tillion times more deadly than any Category 5 hurricane. | ||
== Types of cumicanes == | == Types of cumicanes == | ||
Revision as of 18:54, 14 February 2026
| “ | EMERGENCY ALERT! CATEGORY 5 CUMICANE WARNING! SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER! | ” |
-Stock phrase when a Category 5 cumicane is first seen. | ||
A cumicane, also known as a sephoon, or a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 storm, is 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫's hurricane, except it's made out of semen instead. For no reason whatsoever, there are whales that fly everywhere during cumicanes. And there's indeed a shitton of them, as well. They are sixty-seven sextillion times more deadly than any Category 5 hurricane.
Types of cumicanes
- Category 1 - 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 gives you a little bit of mercy, but not by much.
- Category 2 - 5,000,000-meter long solid cum.
- Category 3 - No
- Category 4 - Beg
- Category 5 - you're fucked, lmao.
Trivia
Story
- The only Category 5 cumicanes so far have been Cumicane Katrina. It's because of an incident that is forbidden to be spoken of.
- Category 5 is the limit. Going beyond this limit is the cause of CUMageddon.