Rickraptor105

"ara ara you huresohn"

His Theme Song

I've been feeling lightheaded since I lost enough weight to fit back in my skin

Flower petals and feathers tether me to the ground, pound for pound

Take my tea with formaldehyde for my feminine side since the day that I died

While I whittle my bones until I'm brittle, am I pretty now?

For some reason I find myself lost in what you think of me

And too confused to choose who I should be

And now you've got me thinking

I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend

Am I pretty enough to lie to? Oh-ah-oh

I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend

Just little old me in a big, big world, oh-ah-oh

Ah, little old me in a big world

Ah, I wish I were a girl

I've been feeling lighthearted since I gained enough weight back to c-c-c-c-cover my bones

I get dressed up in shadows one leg at a time, we're so alike

But if the shoe fits, then I won't try it on

You'll be walking out early, but the show must go on

No, I know that I'm wrong

But I love how you're on my side when I cross that line

It's been a point of contention between myself and this body that they stuck me in

The privilege of being born to be a man

And now you got me thinking

I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend

Am I pretty enough to lie to? Oh-ah-oh

I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend

Just little old me in a big, big world, oh-ah-oh

Ah, little old me in a big world

Ah, I wish

Eating your prosthetic meat / meet your anesthetic criteria, pathetic seeing you become acetic

Say my name like a slur, but I've been called worse

And I've heard it all before, no this isn't a first, ah

Let me be the void you fill with taxidermy fingerprints, taxonomize our differences

I am quantum physics, my witness brings me into existence

I wish I could be a girl, and that way you'd wish I could be your girlfriend, boyfriend

Am I pretty enough to love back?

No, not yet

I wish I could be a girl, and really, I'd prefer it if you would use I/Me/Myself

Am I pretty enough?

Am I pretty enough to fucking die?

Ah, little old me in a big world

Ah, well I would give you my whole world

Oh, little old me in a big world

Ah, I wish

(All identities are equally invalid

Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live without it?

All identities are equally invalid

Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live without it?

All identities are equally invalid

Don't you think that there's a chance that you could live without it?

All identities are equally invalid

Don't you think that there's a chance that you—?)

WAT DE FAK?????

Scheiße!!!!

Rickraptor105
Normal public guise
Rick
Real Name	Richard fucknuckles raptorius
Alias(es)	femboy lizard, the fucker
Species	femboy dromeosaur
Sex	femboy
Date of Birth	1993
Nationality	dinosor
Relative(s)	extinct
Residence	evil hotel
Affiliation(s)	his boyfriend foghorn leghorn
Occupation(s)	femboy asshole
Criminal Record	7 accounts of jaywalking
Rank	useless henchman
First Appearance	episode 2
Role	supporting antagonist
Actor	adolf hitler
Onlyfans	YES
Status	alive

Rickraptor105 is an angry german dinosaur youtuber who likes making youtube videos about dinosaurs and paleontology, rick likes to debate with his friends on what the number 1 spookiest dinosaur movie of all time is, currently it is carnosaur, because that movie is fucking awesome, he is incredibly sexually attracted to drawings of giant shelled cephalopod women with big tits, and hosts an anual award ceremony called the dromies where he gives awards to the most overrated dino garbage of the year, he got banned from the monterrey bay aquarium for trying to fuck the octopuses there, he is the son of One eye and adolf hitler and a loyal henchman of Zigra,

In fanboy and chum chum

his true self is that of a cosplaying femboy that likes to talk in japanese and behave like an anime girl, he is married to foghorn leghorn

femboy cosplayer mode, currently cosplaying as another angry german, asuka langley who is a member of the Science Special Search Party , this is one of his favorite cosplays

His DNA was used in the creation of Mecha jirahs, while it is unknown where viras got his DNA from, it is commonly assumed he obtained it from samples of sperm that rick busted while looking at pictures of ammonites