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'''Uncle Duck!''' is a minor | '''Uncle Duck!''' is a minor gangsta villain in the Freaky Saga. He slaughtered millions of children with a comically large car randomly back in 1984. He is a follower of [[Dotar Surk|Judge Holden]] and backs up most of his plans. He is a huge fan of horrific medieval torture devices and uses them regularly on people he doesn't like. | ||
He is a fucking sociopath | He is a fucking sociopath | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*he has a foreskin | *he has a foreskin | ||
*he fucked | *he fucked my wife | ||
*he is an uncle | *he is an uncle | ||
*he is a duck | *he is a duck | ||
[[Category:Ducks]] | [[Category:Ducks]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:33, 8 February 2026
Uncle Duck! is a minor gangsta villain in the Freaky Saga. He slaughtered millions of children with a comically large car randomly back in 1984. He is a follower of Judge Holden and backs up most of his plans. He is a huge fan of horrific medieval torture devices and uses them regularly on people he doesn't like.
He is a fucking sociopath
Background
He was born on a farm in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. His parents were the sons of Farmer Dale some fucking how. He learned how to operate a tank at the age of 1. He once transformed into a thermonuclear bomb and nuked your anus. He hears voices daily which tell him to peel off his skin.
He has a kill count of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 and counting.
Trivia
- he has a foreskin
- he fucked my wife
- he is an uncle
- he is a duck