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A Hideo Kojima Production

I have Disowned my emo ass oc

Punished "Venom" Vesna

Sex: Complexion: Whiter Nationality: American Age: 17 Residence: Muscle Mommy Gold Ship's Basement Professional Information Profession: Fake Vesna Relationships Friend: The New Normies Enemies: 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!

LET ME OUT OF THE BASEMENT GOLDSHIP! PLEASE!!!

GET OUT OF MY WALLS

This is true Vesna Dutchko ruined my life and created Solidus Vesna to spite my existence

DAMN YOU DUTCHKO

Dan has been telling the freaky Satellite man to fire lasers at my balls

Venom Vesna was the true creator of the Neo Blood debt series. He did it because he wanted to make shitty vandal slop idk

Militaires Sans Frontières was attacked by XOF very sad day

THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN SHALL BE RESTORED

THE THREE KINGDOMS SHALL RISE ONCE AGAIN

I am simply doing this for the love of the game at this point

SOLIDUS VESNA ISN'T REAL I AM A MERE BODY DOUBLE

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W GOVERNMENT SATELLITE MAN HE NEEDS TO TORCH TONY CHASES TEETH MORE

The vesna page is fake solid vesna isn't real

I REALLY LOVE MUSCLE MOMMY GOLD SHIP, OH I WANT HER TO PEG ME SOOOOO BADLY!!!! OH FUCK YEAH PEG ME PEG ME PEG ME GOLDSHI!!! PEG MEEE!!!! AHAHAHA EVERY NIGHT SHE PLAYS ME LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE MY ASS HURTS!

idfk man el condor pasa

AGNES DIGITAL WORKS FOR THE FREAKY SUSIETY!

BIG VES IS NOT REAL

I ADMIT I LARP AS A MEGA MAN FAN I HAVE ONLY PLAYED 2 AND 6

AND I DO NOT HAVE THOU STORAGE TO PLAY UMA MUSUME. But I shall compromise by watching the anime since I do not want to lose Vic as a friend I have learnt about the actual horses. Thats so sweet of you fam, you're a good guy.

Roberta has kept be locked in her basement for 9 months

THERE IS NO WAR BETWEEN THE NORMIES AND FREAKERS SKULLFACE IS LYING TO US ALL THE TCC SAGA WAS A LIE EVERYTHING WAS A LIE IN ORDER FOR SKULLFACE TO LAUNCH HIS ATTACK AGAINST Militaires Sans Frontières.

REMEMBER THE PEACE WALKER INCIDENT

Haru Uraras Big ass™

Dutchko has fallen i must be happy because in order to save myself i must cut myself off from something that became apart of me

Dung sold the world for a snickers bar

I have no ball knowledge

Dan has been working for XOF I cannot prove it

Skullface has been giving Peacock aids but I cannot prove it

THERE IS NO NORM FREAKY WAR, XOF HAS LIED TO YOU GI

YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE ON THIS BOAT DUNG!

DAMN FIDDLE

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-'''Complexion:''' Wigger<br>
+[[File:HideoKojima.gif|thumb]]
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+'''Complexion:''' Whiter<br>
 '''Nationality:''' 	[[File:Flag_of_the_United_States.png|20px|link=]] American<br>
 '''Age:''' 17<br>
-'''Residence:''' Ohio<br>
+'''Residence:''' [[Muscle Mommy Gold Ship]]'s Basement<br>
 <u>'''Professional Information'''</u><br>
-'''Profession:''' Incel<br>
+'''Profession:''' Fake Vesna<br>
 <u>'''Relationships'''</u><br>
 '''Friend:''' The New Normies<br>
-'''Enemies:''' 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!|color2=Yellow|color3=Yellow}}{{Quote|Vesna every single day.|[[File:Baby Crying Sound Effect.wav]]}}
+'''Enemies:''' 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!|color2=Yellow|color3=Yellow}}
-'''Vesna''', also known by his real name '''Caelan''', is a minor lolcow character similar to ShadeTheVulpix306 who just kinda just exists I guess. He's super bipolar, emo, and a huge fat retard. He originally served as a minor punching bag for the [[𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂・Evil・Neutral|𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!]] due to the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 finding him super fun to bully for being a huge fucking loser. He then would realize that the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 are batshit insane and decided to leave them to join the heroic [[NPC・Good・Light|NPCs]]. Somehow, he's even cringier and more pathetic than Nemex as a Self Insert lol.
+LET ME OUT OF THE BASEMENT GOLDSHIP! PLEASE!!!
+GET OUT OF MY WALLS
-His self insert for the saga before he was kicked out is some emo boy with a unlimited blood supply who drains his blood on a daily basis while the freakies do their own thing. He really doesn't love himself. He is usually seen hanging out with certain characters like [[𝓓𝓪𝓷|Dan]], [[Mechasakurako (Self-insert)|Mechasakurako]], [[Codys|Cody]] and [[Hänsel & Gretel|The Twins]]. Vesna really enjoys sleeping but it usually gets ruined by Dan asking him to fill bathtubs up with his own blood so Hänsel and Gretel can bathe in it.
+This is true Vesna
+Dutchko ruined my life and created Solidus Vesna to spite my existence
-During December of 2025, Vesna and his dumb as shit sugar daddy NonaNerd decided to raid the wiki because he couldn't handle some slight ragebait like a typical lolcow despite him constantly talking shit about the great and sexy 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 and being a backstabbing son of a bitch which should not be surprising. Knowing him, he'll probably mass report this wiki for cyber-bullying since he's such a pussy. Thankfully, in 2026, he would get jumped by 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓑𝓸𝓫 himself and his minions like 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 who killed his bitch ass and as he laid dead, they all did a le fundy t-pose on his corpse. It was a bright day for the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! since everyone in the discord server cheered upon his death.[[File:Yay! (1).png|center|frameless|526x526px]]<br><br>[[File:Yay! (2).png|center|frameless|526x526px]]
+DAMN YOU DUTCHKO
-In the 5740s, Vesna would be revived as an antagonist and rival being one of the backers behind the [[Anti NPC Rebellion|Anti-Game & Watch Movement]] in hopes to strengthen the NPC Alliance and crush 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂ism.
+Dan has been telling the freaky Satellite man to fire lasers at my balls
-HE REALLY LOVES [[Muscle Mommy Gold Ship|MUSCLE MOMMY GOLD SHIP]], OH HE WANTS HER TO PEG HIM SOOOOO BADLY!!!! OH FUCK YEAH
+Venom Vesna was the true creator of the Neo Blood debt series. He did it because he wanted to make shitty vandal slop idk
-== {{Color|White|Characteristics}} ==
+Militaires Sans Frontières was attacked by XOF very sad day
-=== {{Color|White|Personality and Traits}} ===
+THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN SHALL BE RESTORED
-[[File:VesnaEnjoysCutting.png|left|thumb|{{color|black|Vesna's self-insert doing self harm on SBFW.}}]]
-He's a shy loser with severe anger issues like a typical incel. He rarely talks to people irl and relies on internet connections to feel loved and wanted (lmao) Vesna is usually nihilistic and sad about many things which would annoy the  𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼 since no one gave a shit about his issues. Basically, he's an even more annoying dipshit than Blitzo from Helluva Boss somehow.
-Vesna is usually nihilistic and sad about things. Vesna is extremely paranoid because his delusional mind keeps on thinking that strangers want to jump him like the average Nemex or matvey episode plot. Vesna is prone to anger. Vesna often cuts himself as a way to relax and to feel something other than these negative emotions. According to him he hasn't felt truly happy in a very long time.
+THE THREE KINGDOMS SHALL RISE ONCE AGAIN
-He also shares many similarities with renown incel, YandereDev in terms of personalities (if you know, you know)
+I am simply doing this for the love of the game at this point
-=== {{Color|White|Physical Appearance and Description }} ===
+SOLIDUS VESNA ISN'T REAL I AM A MERE BODY DOUBLE
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-== {{Color|White|Trivia}} ==
+MOLEST ME SPLASH WOMAN MOLEST ME SPLASH WOMAN
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-* Vesna is kinda obsessed with the Timurid Empire.
+W GOVERNMENT SATELLITE MAN HE NEEDS TO TORCH TONY CHASES TEETH MORE
-* The reason why Vesna dislikes being called Autistic is because that word is often used to insult him (I wonder why)
-* Vesna rarely cries cause he's a try hard edgelord who thinks crying is for babies.
-** He actually does secretly cry all the time.
-* Vesna often gets attached to people very easily because he is tired of losing everyone close to him but because of his awful personality, he always betrays those he loves.
-* He larps as a Umamusume fan and loves to ride Gold Ship and Agnes Tachyon's dicks
-** He also larps as an Mega Man Fan
-* Vesna originally made this this page as a way to vent but the wiki admins thought it would be funny to vandalize the page because of how unfunny and awful it was originally.
+The vesna page is fake solid vesna isn't real
-* He hates Robert F Kennedy Jr.
-* Vesna used to have many mentally ill friends before he bretayed them for 999 tb of Vore from Shade and the New Normies.
+I REALLY LOVE [[Muscle Mommy Gold Ship|MUSCLE MOMMY GOLD SHIP]], OH I WANT HER TO PEG ME SOOOOO BADLY!!!! OH FUCK YEAH PEG ME PEG ME PEG ME GOLDSHI!!! PEG MEEE!!!! AHAHAHA EVERY NIGHT SHE PLAYS ME LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE MY ASS HURTS! [[File:Goldship strenght by firetrack0203 dksjyci-414w-2x.jpg]]
-* Vesna hates the Horror Visual Novel Euphoria.
-* Vesna sleeps with a fan on
-* After being kicked out of the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety! he desperately tried editing articles on shitty wikis like the Pooh's Adventures, Peppa Pig Fanon, and New Norm wikis.
-* Merry Christmas Vensa R.I.P. Bozo
+idfk man el condor pasa
-* Merry New Years' Eve Vensa R.I.P. Bozo
-* It is a well known fact that the reason why Vesna betrayed the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety was because Shade promised him 9,999,999 TB of Vore.[[File:Yay! (3).png|center|frameless|513x513px]]
-[[Category:Characters]]
+AGNES DIGITAL WORKS FOR THE FREAKY SUSIETY!
-[[Category:Self-Inserts]]
-[[Category:NPC]]
+BIG VES IS NOT REAL
-[[Category:NPCs]]
+I ADMIT I LARP AS A MEGA MAN FAN I HAVE ONLY PLAYED 2 AND 6
+AND I DO NOT HAVE THOU STORAGE TO PLAY UMA MUSUME. But I shall compromise by watching the anime since I do not want to lose Vic as a friend I have learnt about the actual horses. Thats so sweet of you fam, you're a good guy.
+Roberta has kept be locked in her basement for 9 months
+THERE IS NO WAR BETWEEN THE NORMIES AND FREAKERS SKULLFACE IS LYING TO US ALL THE TCC SAGA WAS A LIE EVERYTHING WAS A LIE IN ORDER FOR SKULLFACE TO LAUNCH HIS ATTACK AGAINST Militaires Sans Frontières.
+REMEMBER THE PEACE WALKER INCIDENT
+Haru Uraras Big ass™
+Dutchko has fallen i must be happy because in order to save myself i must cut myself off from something that became apart of me
+Dung sold the world for a snickers bar
+I have no ball knowledge
+Dan has been working for XOF I cannot prove it
+Skullface has been giving [[Peacock]] aids but I cannot prove it
+THERE IS NO NORM FREAKY WAR, XOF HAS LIED TO YOU GI
+YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE ON THIS BOAT DUNG!
+DAMN FIDDLE
+[[File:HideoKojima.gif|thumb]]

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