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{{Quote|Rick Hoffman|Recently I've started wondering, who is after the king? He's getting himself into trouble, any imaginable way possible... | [[File:King nigwardous.mov|frameless|right]]{{Quote|Rick Hoffman|Recently I've started wondering, who is after the king? He's getting himself into trouble, any imaginable way possible... | ||
...I still don't know, who is after him and why? | ...I still don't know, who is after him and why? | ||
Download Royal Match and ''help me'' solve this mystery.}} | Download Royal Match and ''help me'' solve this mystery.}} | ||
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In the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom, mean comments are never found. | In the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom, mean comments are never found. | ||
Revision as of 06:00, 22 November 2025
“⠀⠀Rick Hoffman„
— Recently I've started wondering, who is after the king? He's getting himself into trouble, any imaginable way possible... ...I still don't know, who is after him and why? Download Royal Match and help me solve this mystery.
King Robert Nigwardnis The Third, or King Robert for short was a ruler of an "uncharted kingdom" nobody gives a shit about, and is Lord Stupid IV's best friend. His annoying old dumbass keeps getting himself into near death situations, relying on Lord Stupid to save him miserably and usually dooming him. Yet he always never dies to any of the traps.
Despite facing these traps everyday, he too scared to watch the Saw movies.
His Dumbass Kingdom
One evening as the sun went down and the Florida man was roaring,
Down the track came a wine mum trudging, and she said; "girls I'm not 'turning.
I'm heading for a land that's far away, beside the Candyland game."
So come with come with me and we'll go and see the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom.
In the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom, there's a land that's fair and bright,
and the coupons grow on bushes, and you sleep in every night,
where the emails are all ar' empty, and the sunshines every day,
all the live, love, laugh, and the minion braps, the lack of rap from the manager's crap, in the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom.
In the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom, your orders are never wrong.
And the little bits of Jesus juice, come in trickling down the rocks.
The house is never a mess, nor the husband or the kids.
I'm a gonna stay where you can sleep all day, where there funny memes that are safe and clean,
In the Match 3 Puzzle Kingdom, mean comments are never found.