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Muddy Buck found himself a | Muddy Buck found himself in a muddy poo-snake form while swimming through the muddy banks of the Mississippi river in America. He was desperate for a new body and took down unsuspecting fisherman John "Buck" Grant like a mud gator and stole his body in a style reminiscent of the Master in The shitty Doctor Who TV Movie. | ||
[[File:The faggot muddy buck.jpg|thumb|[[The faggot | [[File:The faggot muddy buck.jpg|thumb|[[The faggot]] was a fan of muddy buck]] | ||
In his new form he stood up and announced to the world "I willingly submits to Mud Beast will, and let myself be assimilated by his thick creamy smooth mud into a Pleasure Mud Beast worshipping Mud Beast's tasty mud-cock". | In his new form he stood up and announced to the world "I willingly submits to Mud Beast will, and let myself be assimilated by his thick creamy smooth mud into a Pleasure Mud Beast worshipping Mud Beast's tasty mud-cock". | ||
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* Upon rising form his pit, Muddy Buck is known to say "The Mud Beast has risen to the surface. You will now service and pleasure his mud-cock. You will do so willingly for it is an honor and joy to gratify the Mud Beast." | * Upon rising form his pit, Muddy Buck is known to say "The Mud Beast has risen to the surface. You will now service and pleasure his mud-cock. You will do so willingly for it is an honor and joy to gratify the Mud Beast." | ||
* Muddy buck sleeps through the winter because his mud freezes. He lays in a shape like that of Han Solo frozen in carbonite (except Han Solo didn't have his cock out) | * Muddy buck sleeps through the winter because his mud freezes. He lays in a shape like that of Han Solo frozen in carbonite (except Han Solo didn't have his cock out) | ||
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Revision as of 04:38, 18 January 2025
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Real Name |
Muddy Buck | |
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Alias(es) |
Mud beast | |
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Species |
Human | |
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Sex |
Male | |
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Date of Birth |
The Cretaceous period | |
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Nationality |
American | |
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Affiliation(s) |
Mud maxxers | |
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Occupation(s) |
Mud bubbling | |
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First Appearance |
In slop pits | |
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Actor |
Muddy buck | |
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Onlyfans |
probs | |
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Status |
alive | |
“⠀⠀Muddy Buck„
— The only indication of my presence is the bubbling of minuscule pockets of air kept hidden in the mires of the deep since ancient times when the mud covered the lands in Cretaceous goo
Origins of the mud beast
In the times when the Earth was no more than muck a meteorite struck the surface of the planet carrying, an alien hivemind known as the slopvidians. Using mud they formed themselves a body and sat patiently waiting for intelligent life to form on the earth that they could assimilate and use as puppets to return to the mud universe.
21st century appearance
Muddy Buck found himself in a muddy poo-snake form while swimming through the muddy banks of the Mississippi river in America. He was desperate for a new body and took down unsuspecting fisherman John "Buck" Grant like a mud gator and stole his body in a style reminiscent of the Master in The shitty Doctor Who TV Movie.
In his new form he stood up and announced to the world "I willingly submits to Mud Beast will, and let myself be assimilated by his thick creamy smooth mud into a Pleasure Mud Beast worshipping Mud Beast's tasty mud-cock".
Assimilations
Muddy Buck created a muck pit in his backyard with which he used to convert new people to his cause
Some high profile victims included
-George Droyd
-Joe Biden
-Hunter Biden
-Joe Rogan
-Donald Trump (the apricot archvillian)
-Adric
-Bazza (age 53)
Trivia
- There is an Australian version of muddy buck creatively named, muddy bob
- Upon rising form his pit, Muddy Buck is known to say "The Mud Beast has risen to the surface. You will now service and pleasure his mud-cock. You will do so willingly for it is an honor and joy to gratify the Mud Beast."
- Muddy buck sleeps through the winter because his mud freezes. He lays in a shape like that of Han Solo frozen in carbonite (except Han Solo didn't have his cock out)