Muddy buck

Muddy Buck
Muddy buck getting his slop on
Real Name	Muddy Buck
Alias(es)	Mud beast
Species	Human
Sex	Male
Date of Birth	The Cretaceous period
Nationality	American
Affiliation(s)	Mud maxxers
Occupation(s)	Mud bubbling
First Appearance	In slop pits
Actor	Muddy buck
Onlyfans	probs
Status	alive

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⠀⠀Muddy Buck„

— The only indication of my presence is the bubbling of minuscule pockets of air kept hidden in the mires of the deep since ancient times when the mud covered the lands in Cretaceous goo

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Muddy Buck assimilating a new victim to his cause

Origins of the mud beast

In the times when the Earth was no more than muck a meteorite struck the surface of the planet carrying, an alien hivemind known as the slopvidians. Using mud they formed themselves a body and sat patiently waiting for intelligent life to form on the earth that they could assimilate and use as puppets to return to the mud universe.

21st century appearance

Muddy Buck found himself a human form while travelling the muddy banks of the Mississippi river in America. He had run out of regenerations and took down unsuspecting fisherman John "Buck" Grant like a mud gator and stole his body in a style reminiscent of the master in The Keeper of Traken.

The faggot was a fan of muddy buck

In his new form he stood up and announced to the world "I willingly submits to Mud Beast will, and let myself be assimilated by his thick creamy smooth mud into a Pleasure Mud Beast worshipping Mud Beast's tasty mud-cock".

Assimilations

Muddy Buck created a muck pit in his backyard with which he used to convert new people to his cause

Some high profile victims included

-George Droyd

-Joe Biden

-Hunter Biden

-Joe Rogan

-Donald Trump (the apricot archvillian)

-Adric

-Chris Chan

-Bazza (age 53)

Trivia

• There is an Australian version of muddy buck creatively named, muddy bob
• Upon rising form his pit, Muddy Buck is known to say "The Mud Beast has risen to the surface. You will now service and pleasure his mud-cock. You will do so willingly for it is an honor and joy to gratify the Mud Beast."
• Muddy buck sleeps through the winter because his mud freezes. He lays in a shape like that of Han Solo frozen in carbonite (except Han Solo didn't have his cock out)