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๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ

Emperor ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ซ๐“ธ๐“ซ I,

WAAAGH-BOSS of the ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ WAAAGH-HORDE of AMERIKKKA "Galactic ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ดosaurus-Rex, Indestructible Space Gooner God of the Foreseeable Universe, Galactic Celestial Constellational ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ God of War, DA GOONMASTER, Shitposts and Insanity, ANโ€™ DA BIGGEST BOSS DERE EVER WUZ also known as MORK ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ซ๐“ธ๐“ซ" OC FO TOAF TODD LICKE
๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚
Biographical Information
Real Full Name:
Censored.png
Alias(es):
  • FreakBob Goonelius
  • Martin Kissnut
  • SkibidiRizz the RealSigma
  • Rizzler Ohio Grimace Shake Mustache Cash Stash LickyPants "the great cosmic god of the ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด and getting ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚"
  • ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚Bob
  • ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ซ๐“ธ๐“ซ
  • FreakyBob
  • FreakBob
  • Achungulation
  • The TRUE Devil
  • Black Rabbit of Inlรฉ
  • Satan's Great Great Great Grandfather
  • The Ultimate Void
  • The Embodiement of Evil
  • The Lord of Chaos
  • The Master of Omnicide
  • The Angel of Omnideath
  • The Vermilion Chung
  • The Vermilion Chungus
  • The Rabbit of Ultradeath
  • The Ultimate Evil
  • The Evil One
  • The Grandmaster of Demise
  • The Demon God
  • The King of Darkness
  • The Father of Hatred
  • The Devil before the Devil
  • The King of Evil and Sin
  • The God of the 7 Deadly Sins
  • The Dark Lord
  • The Darkest Lord
  • The Lord Darker than Dark
  • The Ultimate Sinner
  • The Greatest Sinner in all of Creation
  • The Great Rabbit of Despair
  • Xholghashoz
  • Xholghashoz, The Evil Incarnate
  • Xholghashoz, The Chaos Bringer
  • The Evil
  • The Grandest Malice
  • The Nightmare
  • The Lord of all Death, Malice and Suffering
  • It
  • The Darkest Chungus
  • The Demonic Thing
  • The Beast Beyond all the Evils of Hell
  • Zalgo's Great-Great-Great Grandpa
  • The Void of Despair
  • The Entity
  • The Being so vile and incomprehensible that it would drive one insane
  • The Lord of Nightmares
  • The Emperor of Oblivion
  • The King of True Oblivion
  • The Deity of Hate
  • The Anti-God of the Omniverse
  • The Death Bringer
  • The Dark Reaper
  • The Boogeyman
  • The Oogie Boogie Woogie Man
  • The Original Dirt Devil
  • Lesbian Porn
  • Azathoth's Nightmare
  • Yggzag'ozth
  • Yogzagozth
  • Demogzoggoth the World Eater
  • Vargaroth the Unspeakable
  • The Satan Before the Satan
  • The Rabbit God
  • Scott Cawthon's nightnmare
  • The Rabbit Devil
  • Chungy Devil
  • Bonnie in Scott Cawthon's Nightmare
Chronological Age:
Primordial (Uncountable)
Birthday:
June 29thโ €โ™‹๏ธŽ
Gender:
โ˜‰ Freakymale
Sexual Orientation(s):
Omnisexual.png Omnisexual
Pronouns:
Fhe/Fim/Fir
Fantasy Race:
Aplysina Impotentiolibidine (God)
Ethnicity:
Unknown
Nationality:
๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ Flag!.png ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚
Blood Type:
Does not match any type.
Alignment:
PSYCHOTIC OMNIMALEVOLENT
Rizz:
๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ
Signature:
๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ซ๐“ธ๐“ซ/๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“ซ๐“ธ๐“ซ
Wokeness:
ERROR 404
Criminal Record:
EVERYTHING!
Notable Examples:
  • Mass Omnicide
  • Crimes against the Omniverse
  • Being Born
  • Breathing
  • Talking (though he barely fucking does it)
  • Standing
  • Existing
  • Lollygagging
  • Chewing
  • Being the ultimate Embodiment of Evil
Kill Count:
Irrelevant
(Exceeds the concept of kill count)
Status:
Alive (Watchlisted)
Characteristic Traits
Dislikes:
Normieism
A.K.A.
NPCism
Vehicle(s):
Multiple ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ Galaxies
Attribute(s):
Solos all fiction.
Goal(s):
  • Destroy all of existence. (All of Fiction) (ongoing)
  • Find all McGuffins across the Omniverse for fimself. (All of Fiction) (ongoing)
  • Destroy the NPC Alliance and kill all NPCs that oppose him. (All of Fiction) (ongoing)
  • Trick Lord Quantarr into giving him the ฮฉM3Gสปร† MรซแดŸ3 m๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธฤฬฃฤฅยกNe by using his dead wife as bait (Endgame Saga) (succeeded)
  • Fuse with all living things in the OmniMemeVerse (Big Chungus Rampage 3: Big Chungus VS Achungulation) (briefly succeeded)
  • Break on through to the other side of the Omniverse, destroying all of real life (ongoing, probably never gonna happen tbh)
Dream(s):
Nugetian Meat-cycle
Physical Appearance
Complexion:
Light Brilliant Yellow
Hair Colour:
N/A
Eye Colour:
Light Cerulean
Familial Information
Cousin(s):
Extra ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚Bob
Relationship Statuses
Friend(s):
๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ Flag!.png
All of the
The ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ SUSiety!
  • ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ Patrick (Deceased)
  • Ka-Chung (best friends)
  • Dr. Hรคmsterviel
  • Elmer Fudd
  • Extra ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚Bob
  • Coochie Squidward
  • Pizza Fucker Krabs
  • DJ Dinglehopper
  • Feistrick
  • Skanky Cheeks
  • Spankton
  • Mr. Klamps
  • Crack Miser
  • Granny
  • Beth (Fis Biggest Fan!)
  • Mort E. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ (Occasionally; Frenemies)
Employee(s):
๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ Flag!.png
The ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ SUSiety!
Affiliation(s):
๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ Flag!.png
The ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ SUSiety!
Enemies:
99% of all life within the entirety of all fiction and the Omniverse
Contacts & Social Media
Phone Number(s):
Pick up the phone to find out!!!


โ€œ Pick up the phone baby. โ€ž
โ€” FreakyBob.webp , ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ซ๐“ธ๐“ซ
โ€œ โ€ž
โ€” FreakyBob.webp , ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ซ๐“ธ๐“ซ
โ€œ WHATEVER IN CREATION EXISTS WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE EXISTS WITHOUT MY CONSENT โค๏ธŽ
HOW WOULD YOU EXPECT TO HIDE FROM ME?
WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE.gif
โ€ž
โ€” FreakyBob.webp , ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ซ๐“ธ๐“ซ
โ€œ ๊’’๊€ค๊އ๊Ÿ ๊€ค๊“„๊Œ—๊Ÿ๊’’๊އ ๊€ค๊Œ— ๊‚ฆ๊ˆค๊’’๊Œฉ ๊ ๊ƒด๊€ค๊Œ—๊€ค๊‚ฆ๊ˆค; ๊ ๊€ธ๊‹ช๊Ÿ๊๊‚ต โค๏ธŽ โˆฉOโ…„ แ—กNโˆ€ ฦŽฦ†โˆ€ิ€S โ…„โŠฅิ€WฦŽ ฦŽฮ›โˆ€S 'SโŠฅSIXฦŽ โ…NIHโŠฅON โ—† Lฬดอ”ฬฉฬคอˆฬญฬนฬ‹ฬ€ฬ…Iฬดฬฆอ‹ฬฟฬ€อŒฬ„ฬ€ฬ“ฬˆฬอ›Fฬดฬ˜ฬณอ‡ฬ„ฬ•ร‹ฬทฬ›ฬฎฬ–ฬผฬอœ ฬถอŽฬ—ฬปฬ‹ฬIฬดฬบฬฉฬบฬณฬปฬฐอ‰ฬฌอˆฬ”ฬพฬ’อ›ฬˆฬอ˜แนช̸ฬฐฬŽอ’อ’อœแนขฬถอˆฬ™ฬฌฬบอˆฬฟฬ“ฬ‘ฬพอ‹ฬ‰ฬฟอEฬทฬฉอ‡ฬซอ‹ฬ€ฬ‰อ†ฬ…ฬ•อ˜อLฬดอ•อฬฬ“ฬ…ฬŽฬฝฬฟฬฬ•อFฬถฬ›ฬฒอฬชฬณฬฐฬฅฬ’ฬ…ฬ‡ฬŠฬŠอ›ฬˆฬอ อ ฬดอšอˆฬ€ฬฬ„ฬ…อ‘ฬŒฬอ‹ฬ•อœIฬดฬŸฬฑฬฆฬนฬŸฬอˆอ–ฬพฬ„Sฬถอ–อ‡ฬบฬฎอ“ฬญฬปอ™ฬณอŽฬ ฬดฬฅอ‹Oฬตฬฆฬ—อฬฎอˆฬณฬปฬบฬญฬŠอ‚อœNฬทฬขฬœฬปอ’อ—อ†Lฬทฬ›ฬอŽอˆอฬฆฬฒฬผอŠอœYฬทฬ›ฬฎอ‹ฬŒฬพฬ‰ออ†ฬฬ‡ ̸ฬ ฬปฬผฬณฬฉอ”ฬฟฬพฬ„ฬฬฝฬ•อฤ„ฬดฬขฬ›ฬฉฬŸฬผอ‹ฬฟฬ€ฬฬ€ฬšอ ̸ฬงฬฃฬ ฬฃฬ ฬ™ฬฑฬฌฬฉอ’ฬอ‘ฬšฬ•Vฬทฬงฬ›ฬซอˆฬผฬฆอšฬ–ฬบฬ”ฬ’ฬ‡ฬฝฬอŠฬˆฬอŒอ…แธฎฬถฬฌฬœฬฬซอ™ฬฆฬฏฬฅอ†อŠอ†อลšฬดฬ–อ‡ฬ—อ™ฬณอŠฬ•I̸ฬงอ“ฬญอ‰ฬฝออOฬทฬกอฬนฬบฬŸฬบฬฐฬœฬ”ฬ‰อ‹ฬ€ฬ†ฬŽNฬตฬ›ฬŸฬˆฬฬฬ†อ†อ‚อ;̸ฬงฬฉฬฏฬบฬœอ–ฬนฬ€ฬ“ฬ“ฬอ›อ‹ฬˆฬ ̸ฬณอ‡ฬบอ™ฬฎอˆฬ“อแธ€ฬทฬขอ–ฬ–ฬ˜อฬปอ‘ฬ”ฬŠอ‘ฬ†อ—ฬ†ฬ“อ› ฬตอ•ฬปฬผอ‰อŠฬ‘ฬ†ฬ“ฬอ‘ฬ‘ฬ‘ฬ“ฬšแธŠฬทฬกฬจอ–ฬซฬฏฬฌฬˆฬฬ‡ฬ•RฬถฬจฬญฬฬฉอˆฬˆฬฬŠฬŠฬอ‚ฬ‹ฬอEฬถอšฬฝอ†ฬŽฬพอ—ฬ…ศฆ̸ฬนอ”ฬžฬ‚ฬ”ฬ„ฬ‘อฬ”ฬฬ‡ฬšMฬดฬ™ออ‡อŽฬปฬคฬ˜ฬŽฬฬŒฬ€ฬŠอ˜ โ™  โ€ž
โ€” FreakyBob.webp , ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ซ๐“ธ๐“ซ

๐Ÿ‘…'Fis Supreme Divinity ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ซ๐“ธ๐“ซ (fhe/fim/fis), Cosmic God of War and the ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด, the Unimcomprehensiunquerable, Emperor Freaky Bob I, Emperor of the Freaky WAAAGH of ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ดville, or simply as FreakyBob GoonPants (Signature: ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ซ๐“ธ๐“ซ/๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“ซ๐“ธ๐“ซ) is a ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚male sponge, the inventor of sex, the emperor and patriarch of ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ville, and the main god of the ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ism religion as the God of the ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด celebrated by his fellow ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ดers; known for acting ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ around people and calling people on the phone. Fhe is known publicly and by his fellow agents as the Vermilion Chungus, or simply as the Chungularity, or by fis countless other public monikers. Fhe is THE true overarching antagonist of all fiction and the main antagonist of the Omniverse Saga as fhe is responsible for almost ALL evil in all existences with fhe being the supreme leader and founder of the ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ SUSiety. Fhe is responsible for every death, disease, conflict, natural disaster and every hardship in general. It is all just amusing events for fim to cause within fis "game" that fhe calls the Omniverse. Alongside fis best frenemy Enrique, they're both Cosmic Gods who are Outerversal 11th Dimensional Eldritch Horrors, who are both Utter Oblivion years old. They both created the Omniverse and were going it the ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚verse or sexiverse before deciding to call it the Omniverse for some reason. Fhe also created our world and was going to name it either ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚stan or Sexland before settling on Earth for some reason. Fhe is also the reason why you have to have sex to have babies instead of literally any other method, this means that if you don't have sex nobody will be born anymore and society will crumble and collapse, leading to the extinction of the human race. Thus, the entire meaning of life is about being ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚, as fhe envisioned and intended. ๐“น๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ฝ๐“ฝ๐”‚ ๐“ฌ๐“ธ๐“ธ๐“ต, ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ฑ? Fhe and Enrique eat human flesh.

During the 6th millennium, fhe was assassinated by the NPC fool Ren Hรถek at one point, but fhe was naturally resurrected by his fellow ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ดers because fhe cannot die permanently. Fhe also spotted Crack Miser and ran to talk to him and asked him if he's ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ and you know Crack Miser didn't listen because he's high on crack but they still talked and became homies that day. Fhe is also a Cosmic God of War, Shitposting and Insanity who lives in space across all multiverses, fhe invented the black hole in order to suck all the anti-gooners, normies, and NPCs in and spaghettify them to death, but it failed its purpose and ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ was disappointed. Fhe blesses the world by raining dildoes from the sky one time. Fhe is possibly related to the oldest known deity in history: the Mesopotamian goddess of fertility and sex Inanna/Ishtar. Fhe sucks toes. Fhe's true form is currently trapped underneath the 1st Wall and has been there since long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, LONG ago. Legend says that when the ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ SUSiety finally frees fis true form, the final phase of the Final War will commence and all of fiction will fight against each other not just for themselves, but for the fate of the Omniverse.

Fhe is omnipresent, omnipotent, and omnisexual, and is one of the only characters on this wiki to not be fictional. Everyone is afraid of ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ. Even Dotar Surk and his three disciples are afraid of fim. Nobody can understand fim anyways and all attempts lead into insanity. Fhe cannot die since fhe is truly immortal, but fhe still feels pain. Fis main goal is to complete the Nugetian Meat-cycle which would lead to the absolute destruction of everything in all existences and revert it to nothing. Apart from that, fis goal is completely unknown and so are fis intentions. Maybe fhe's doing all of this for fis own amusement, maybe fhe's trying to prove some god awful shitass "point" that doesn't justify jackshit, or maybe fhe simply wants to be alone forever. We may and probably never know. All that is known is that once the Nugetian Meat-cycle is completed, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ will commence THE END OF ALL THINGS and (as you fucking guessed) everything will disappear forever into the darkest of nothing... Even when the Omniverse and all realities perish, fhe will still be alive, traversing through the void of true absolute nothingness for all eternity and beyond in utter despair and misery from the realization that fhe will never have sex again. Fhe will be unable to create life, stars, planets, or literally anything else after the CUMageddon.

Due to fis many monikers, this article will refer to as ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ for simplicity sake.

๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ Characteristics and General Information

Inventions

  • Life itself
  • Sex
  • Reinventing Freaky Fridays
  • Inventing Freakpay
  • Reinventing Licking freaky
  • Introducing Freaky Island
  • The freak death penalty
  • Freaky Weakies
  • Gooning
  • Freaking
  • Felonies
  • Ohio
  • Skbidi Toilet
  • Lawsuits
  • Fortnite
  • Ballsacks
  • Edginf
  • Skibidi Toilet
  • Freaky Patrick
  • Tomato sauce
  • Testicular Torsion
  • Onion
  • Toasters

Crimes

  • Abusive language (law)
  • Affray
  • Air rage
  • Anatomy murder
  • Assault
  • Assault occasioning actual bodily harm
  • Assault with intent to resist arrest
  • Assisting offender
  • Barratry
  • Battery
  • Bigamy
  • Bike rage
  • Blackmail
  • Blasphemous libel
  • Blockbusting
  • Body snatching
  • Bomb threat
  • Breach of the peace
  • Canned hunt
  • Capital murder
  • Car chase
  • Causing death by dangerous driving
  • Cheating
  • Common assault
  • Compounding a felony
  • Coney-catching
  • Conspiracy to murder
  • Continuing trespass
  • Convenience store crime
  • Corrupt practices
  • Crimen injuria
  • Criminal conversion
  • Criminal damage in English law
  • Criminal possession of a weapon
  • Culpable and reckless conduct
  • Dangerous driving
  • Deadly weapon
  • Death threat
  • Declaring war on Italy
  • Democide
  • Desertion
  • Disorderly conduct
  • Disposal of a corpse with intent to obstruct or prevent a coroner's inquest
  • Driving under the influence
  • Edging in public
  • Embezzlement
  • Embracery
  • Employment fraud
  • Endangerment
  • Evasion of liability by deception
  • Existing
  • Extortion
  • Failure to appear
  • Failure to obey a police order
  • False accounting
  • False pretenses
  • Fear or provocation of violence
  • Felony
  • Fence (criminal)
  • Fetal abduction
  • Forcible entry
  • Frameup
  • Fraud
  • Getting high of off illegal substances
  • Ghosting (identity theft)
  • Grand Theft Auto
  • Hair theft
  • Happy slapping
  • Hazing
  • Homicide
  • Identity cleansing
  • Ilegal drug use
  • Illegal entry
  • Illegal emigration
  • Illegal immigration
  • Impersonator
  • In 1997 ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ and Enrique were on the run from the federal government and switching states every 2 months for illegally producing clinical liposuctions to organ harvest innocent civilians
  • Indictable offence
  • Insurance fraud
  • Intimidation
  • Jury tampering
  • Kidnapping
  • Loitering
  • Malfeasance in office
  • Messing with fis meat in front of minors
  • Mismarking
  • Misprision of felony
  • Misprision of treason
  • Mobbing
  • Molesting a minor
  • Mopery
  • Motor vehicle theft
  • Moving violation
  • Murder
  • Mutiny
  • Munting
  • Needle spiking
  • Obsessive relational intrusion
  • Obstruction of justice in the United States
  • Obtaining a money transfer by deception
  • Obtaining pecuniary advantage by deception
  • Obtaining property by deception
  • Obtaining services by deception
  • Occupational crime
  • Offences against public justice
  • Offensive weapon
  • Outraging public decency
  • Perfect crime
  • Perjury
  • Personation of a juror
  • Perverting the course of justice
  • Pickpocketing
  • Police impersonation
  • Polygamy
  • Possession of stolen goods
  • Practicing without a license
  • Prank call
  • Preventing the lawful burial of a body
  • Public Indecency
  • Public nudity
  • Public nuisance
  • Putting a glory-hole in every public restroom
  • Crimes involving radioactive substances
  • Reckless burning
  • Refusal to serve in a public office
  • Removing article from place open to the public
  • Ritualcide
  • Road rage
  • Robbery
  • Rape
  • Sabotage
  • Section 5 of the Public Order Act 1986
  • Touching a minor
  • Sedition
  • Serial killer
  • Shoplifting
  • Solicitation
  • Soliciting to murder
  • Staged crash
  • Stalking
  • Stouthrief
  • Stowaway
  • Subornation of perjury
  • Sucking off an officer
  • Summary offence
  • Tampering (crime)
  • Tax Fraud
  • Terrorism
  • Terroristic threat
  • Treachery (law)
  • Trespass
  • Taking without owner's consent
  • Unlawful assembly
  • Unlicensed broadcasting
  • Uttering
  • Valet boy
  • Vandalism
  • Violence
  • War profiteering
  • Witness tampering

And finally, the worst of them all...

  • Being too ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚

๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ History and Biography

Past and Background

๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ A.K.A. the Chungularity's origins are a complete mystery, as the supreme omnimalevolent representation of all evil within fiction who's been around for eons upon eons, fhe naturally is mentally ill and as a result of this, fhe doesn't have any coherent memories or recollection about fis past.

No trace of fis past or origins can be found whatsoever, no matter how hard anyone attempts to analyze or capture fim.

What is known though, is that life never existed before his existence as fhe was the very first being to exist. Fhe had created fimself.

Genesis

๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ created the first fish, and fhe tries to raise him to be freaky. But the fish wandered off to hawk tuah NPCville for an overnight vacation. They came back, and when ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ learns where they went to, fhe sigma grimace shaked their skin off and wore it for the rest of the morning. This was the first murder in the Omniverse.

According to legends of the Big Chungus franchise, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ was the Nothing before the beginning of all timelines, and has always been there since before there was any time in any existence. Before ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ was known as ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ, fhe was an enigmatic being of pure darkness called The Ultimate Void or The Ultimate Evil and fhe planned on consuming all things in the Omniverse, but 4 heroes, Meme Supreme: The Lord of the Memes, Pablo Chungus: The Great God of all Chungi, Pabla Chungus: The Female Great God of all Chungi, and Lord Norris: The Strongest one and Father of Chuck Norris, came outta nowhere lightning fast and banished fim back to where fhe came from, but fhe consumed Pabla, killing her. Eventually ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ was imprisoned in the plank realm for all eternity (not!)

After Zero had created Siabaggadhizh and Oxenobrisus, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ would arise from the Deeper Void and grab Zero, attemping to drag it down to the Undervoid with fim. Zero sacrificed itself and created an unimaginable number of realities, turning itself into The Zero Point. But ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ soon realized what Zero did and wanted to destroy all realities (ah shit, here we go again). This event would later be known as The First Big Bang, the event that created the Known Omniverse, or

Siabaggadhizh and Oxenobrisus were mad that ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ killed Zero (their sugar mommy), so they started to fight fim. Siabaggadhizh used hir light beams and Oxenobrisus used hir darkness beams. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ used the same beams they used cause fhe is easilly able to replicate any power like a BOSS (baby!) When all three beams collided, it caused an explosion of energy so powerful that it created the Xfinity Hearts, seven new artifacts that cannot be destroyed. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ still was not defeated, fhe wasn't even hurt one bit. Meanwhile, Siabaggadhizh was heavilly tired, luckily Oxenobrisus risked death to fight ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ while Siabaggadhizh had enough time to escape While the Omniverse was being destroyed by ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ, Siabaggadhizh later found an ancient artifact floating in the Deeper Void known as the ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ด๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜‚๐˜€. Inside were details, left behind by a great ancient civilization ฮฉฮฉฮฉ eons before the current Omniverse about ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ's ancient past. Later, the ancient federation would discover the ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ด๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜‚๐˜€, learning the truth, and so they all banded together to stop ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ once and for all (NOT!!!!!!!!!).

After ฮฉฮฉ eons had passed and the duo of order & light and chaos & darkness, Siabaggadhizh and Oxenobrisus, and the Ancient Federation had succesfully defeated ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ, they locked fim away behind the absolutely unbreakable barrier known as the 1st Wall, blocking the Undervoid and ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ from the Omniverse, keeping all realities safe from that ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด.

Beginnings

A baby was found in the Kelp Forest of Bikini Bottom on July 14th 1986 by Freakyzongalias the 3rd Kai cenat fanum tax and Feakecia skibidi sigma rizzler. The baby was taken in by the two but something was off...

Story

White Book.png The Light Prognosticus ~ Mario & Luigi: what will you do at the end of the world? are you busy? will you save us?

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Infamy

Going into mid 1997, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ began to surface all across Bikini Bottom. For instance, on May 1st, 1999, a MSN user screenshoted a guy named ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ then he received a mysterious phone call begging him to answer.

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Arrest
Freaky Bob being freaky with a minor.

๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ was arrested on June 13th, 2001 for being a little freaky with multiple women and men of Bikini Bottom, and for being apart of Mr Klamp's money laundering and tax evasion (MLATE) program. Fis response in court to fis crimes was as followed. "I got a little too freaky off some crunk and spunk so what? maybe skibidi grimace shake mewing rizzed up a few people but what? I was tryin to make them bands onfoenem."

#FREE๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ

Fhe was later released 3 months later.

Black Book.png The Dark Prognosticus ~ Wario & Waluigi: what will you do at the end of the world? may i see you, once again?

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Pre-Compatibility Union

Fis original claim to fame in the Pokemon community was in 2013 when fhe insulted the world's first Toriel Undertale simp after watching Pricess Daisy play the Undertale demo.

In 2016, Freaky Bob was given a certificate for this and became a renowned figure in the Undertale fandom at the time.

At some unknown point in Early 2017, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ shitposted an anthro Vaporeon OC named "sex Mix Kyle" and commissioned a fair amount of artists to draw fis OC.

Extraterrestrial Trafficking

It has been rumored that ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ is kidnapping aliens from Mars and bringing them to Earth to put them in fis experiment lab in order to harness their power in order to destroy Earth. So far fhe has garnered more knowledge about aliens from this than the Area 51 raid of 2019. It's rumored that ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ is training the aliens to be ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ too.

Creation of the Compatibility Union

In 2019, Tons of Redditors got extremely pissed off at the existence of the Vaporeon copypasta. Freaky Bob, being a hardcore fan of Vaporeon's toes for years at that point, Wasn't having any of it. Freaky Bob then created the Compatibility Union which originally sought to oppose edgy "Enlightened" Redditor behavior and provide a place for anthro Vaporeon fans and simps to unite.

Attempts at trolling the Pokemon fanbase

Eventually, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ stumbled upon the Genfourmer community in hopes to lick furry feet after hating on Gen 8 and claiming that Platinum had the best Pokemon toes. This led Freaky Bob to discover the fact that the Pokemon fanbase is divided into fans of different games who all believe that anything after a certain gen is "Not real Pokemon". ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ was impressed by this and realized that since Vaporeon is in every game, There has to be people who simp for anthro Vaporeons in all these communities. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ would then raise a Vaporeon to become a Freakture and then throw her in a smoothie feeding it's organs to the Freaky Grimlins. Upon their fest, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ would then suck the toes off of several dead Vaporeons.

๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ then began to reach out to the leaders of various fanbase communities to form alliances and attempt to bridge the gaps between various sections of the Pokemon fanbase through simping for anthro Vaporeons.

In October 2019, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ managed to get an interview with Grandpa Phil, leader of the Genwunners.

Resignation from the Compatibility Union

In early 2020, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ resigned as "Illustrious Leader Supreme" of the Compatibility Union. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ cited personal reasons and the "Magic [being] lost" as to why fhe left the union and promoted fis freaky friend Colin (Changed), a person he met for the purpose of owning fans of clones, to fis former role. This event would lead to ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ starting a series of events that would lead to the growth of fis real organization, the ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ SUSiety. However, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ still hated Reddit and the cringe rhetoric that Redditors tried to push. To this day, Freaky Bob's Vaporeon OC "sex Mix Kyle" is still the mascot of the Compatibility Union and is a symbol of the fight against cringe. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ would later reunite with fis annoying frenemy Enrique since the two last met when Enrique went off to become a pirate in the 1650s AD. Fhe told Enrique about his plan to build an army to face off against Chuck Norris and fis army of NPCs which Enrique thought sounded fun.

The Freaky Grimlin Crime Spree of 2023

๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ would see the Joker make a generic speech about Society, causing ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ to suck Joker's DNA to produce the Unintelligent Jonkler who would perform more "performative chaos." ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ then sent fis Freaky Grimlins burning the supply chains connected to the supermarkets and then raiding them and trolling the supermarket staff that had installed metal detectors, digital chips, and other upcoming measurements for control. Society was horrified by fis actions as they did not know what was going on. Officer Joe Six Pack gathered around arresting the Grimlins telling them that if they want to laugh at the collapse of the system, they can always show up in therapy. The Freaky Grimlins having a freaky virus could not control their biological impulses, the mark that was symmetrical on their face was noticed as a recurring pattern days after being turned in. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ had sacked a town with officers at fis throat to satisfy fis greed.

Endgame Saga

During the early 2020s, Lord Quantarr discovered the ability to go beyond the Quantum Realm and find a specific McGuffin so he can "see his dead wife again". But it was of course a trap set up by ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ to capture the McGuffin all for fimself as Quantarr wasn't aware of ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ's lore and believed he could finally see his wife who died hundreds of years ago. Quantarr decides to scavage the Chungiverse in order to find the ฮฉM3Gสปร† MรซแดŸ3 m๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธฤฬฃฤฅยกNe to hopefully revive his wife. But in the climax of Endgame: The Final Part, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ finally reveals that it's tricked him into releasing him.

Big Chungus 30: EXPยชND

In the opening cutscene of Big Chungus 30: EXPยชND, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ kills every one except for Big Chungus, Daffy Duck, Vexus, Daisy, Genocide Jack (though he does zombify her) and Olmer Food. With the Mother of all Chungi, Father of all Chungi, Chungozilla, and the God of all Chungi gone (aswell all the rest of all life in the game's multiverse) It's only up to Big Chungus and the other three to stop ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ.

After Big Chungus fights ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ in his TRUE CORE's second phase, all life comes back to give Big Chungus all the power in existence to defeat ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ in the final battle as Don't Stop Believin' by Journey plays. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ uses only 0.0001% of his power though to defeat Big Chungus, but that wasn't enough, as Big Chungus used all his power to lodge straight into the ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ's brain, sending fim to the edge of the OmniMemeVerse, defeating him, for now...

Big Chungus Rampage 3: Big Chungus VS Achungulation

473 mainline games later, fhe's back for more bitch! Fhe fuses with all life in the OmniMemeVerse, becoming Achungulation, the Monster of Fusion. In the opening cutscene of Big Chungus vs Achungulation, a beam similar to one of Achungulation's forms kills everyone except for the playable characters. With the Mother of all Chungi, Father of all Chungi, Chungozilla, and the God of all Chungi, and the rest of all life gone (again) it's only up to Big Chungus and the other others to stop ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ again.

After Big Chungus beats the fuck out of ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ after an ungodly long fight, fhe releases all of the life that fhe sucked in (sussy) in fis GRANDEST FINALE BATTLE PHASE and turns back into fis original form. After Big Chungus goes inside of ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ and defeats the Absolute Core, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ innitates a self destruct plan to kill the entire verse since ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ is immortal and will simply be revived again after destroying fimself. Thankfully, Genocide Jack saves everyone in the OmniMemeVerse and they escape the wreckage of his corpse. Oh! And since Olmer Food is permanently dead, they created Folmer Ood. Genocide Jack and Big Chungus also get married.

Big Chungus Rampage 4: Final Chungus Wars

Guess what? What? Somehow, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ is back.

So after Olmer Food is permanently destroyed for good, it's revealed that this whole time, Olmer Food was the reincarnation of a demonic entity known as David Crane Producer Of The Hit 90s Sitcom Friends. It's discovered that David Crane Producer Of The Hit 90s Sitcom Friends was revived by none other than the FUCKING EVIL SPACE SPONGE fimself , ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ. In the final climax of the entire franchise, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ fuses with David Crane Producer Of The Hit 90s Sitcom Friends to become The Crane Angel, starting the longest boss in all of existence with over 10,000 Phases, and in the end, actually destroys all of the OmniMemeVerse for good, no rebirths, no shitty "The heroes eventually get back up and revert it" trope, just for good. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ actually destroyed the OmniMemeVerse PERMENTALY and EVERYONE THERE DIES.

Except for Big Chungus and the Ultimate Showdown Cast since they were able to quickly escape using Joe's Lab to enter a TARDIS right in time. After witnessing the end of their entire verse, Big Chungus decides to warn every other being across the entire Omniverse about ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ and his omnicidal reign across all of fiction since ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ is planning on doing this to ALL VERSES!

Fame

In 2024, after the destruction of the OmniMemeVerse, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ would offically start fis invasion of the entire Omniverse. Fhe offically formed the ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ SUSiety to begin fis invasion (although, the SUSiety has always existed, it was just rebranded that year and used to be known as the โ›ง Vermilion Army โ›ง) Fhe and fis ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ members are now on a mission to gather all McGuffins from across the Omniverse, creating the Numogram and fulfilling the ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ gene's desire of the destruction of all life.

On April 5th 2024, Instagram user @freeakbob posted a two-panel meme showing "Freakbob" calling and the question, "Would you answer???" Over two months, the post gained roughly 36,300 likes.

On April 13th, 2024, TikToker @lolkzfn posted a Slow Fade-In video that used the aforementioned meme, adding the song "Pick Up the Phone" by Travis Scott and Young Thug as the audio, gaining over 414,500 plays and 67,400 likes in two months.

Going into mid-2024, creators started using the ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ screenshot to interrupt slow fade-in memes, evident in a video posted by TikToker @relatable.tay on June 10th that received over 1.4 million plays and 347,800 likes in two days.

Fhe got paramount plus wtf.

Fhe got paramount plus wtf.

Disappearance
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๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ disappeared from the internet on June 15th, sparking concerns among fis freaky followers, but it would be 10 days later that fhe would return.

2024 USA Presidential Elections
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๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ pursued to become the president of the USA. Fhe had fis own party called "The Freaky Deaky Drake-Leaky Party" (TFDDLP) which specializes in being freaky.
Response to Trump being almost assassinated
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Here is fis response:

โ€œ Donald Trump was my skibidi sigma..... and thank Grimace Shake that ass he survived...... otherwise i would've lost my edging streak โ€

-FreakBob Goonellius Martin B. Kissnut Grimass LickyPants III

Usurpation of the Throne

On July 30, 2024, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ usurped the title of Emperor of the Freaky States of America, rendering fim to be Emperor Freaky Bob I. The dominion was never the same again.

Argument with GangstaBob

On August 4, 2024, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ argued against Gangsta Bob on Reddit about who would win in a fight.

893283th Death (non-canon)

On August 31, 2024, ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ was suddenly diagnosed with lead poisoning, otherwise known as Freakynite, after Ren secretly put lead in fis lean/cum mixture before fis supper. Fhe ended up passing away in fis throne at 5:27 PM, where fhe was found dead on the floor by fis servants. This is not canon as fhe immediately resurrected after 6 seconds. Fhe is currently hunting down the person who wrote this section. This was the first assassination attempt.

2024 Summer Olympics

Fhe will partake in it. So far, fhe has won the gold medal for being ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚, but stay warned that fhe will obtain more.

How powerful is fhe?

๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ is extremely powerful. Fhe once bounced around Thanos and Shaggy like basketballs and flushed them down the toilet like they were nothing. And fhe only used about 0.0000001% of fis power when doing all that.

Relationship with Freaky Patrick

It is rumored that the all powerful and all knowing, Emperor ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ, had an extremely sexual relationship with Freaky Patrick. It was reported that โ€œ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ did the hawk tuah and the gawk gawk 3000 on Freaky Patrickโ€™s stiff serpentโ€ and that they had been caught having โ€œhardcore sweaty gay sex in broad daylightโ€. All thought we cannot confirm this relationship, it has become increasingly obvious that they were more than friends or maybe even friends with benefits.

Project ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด
๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ for Prez!!!


Project ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด is an initiative organized by the ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ SUSiety and ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ with the aim of promoting freakiness. It proposes to legalize public nudity, enforce a minimum 10 year edging streak, mandate answering all freak calls, and legalize prostitution; only to name a few. In doing so, this would unite the nation under one freak. Weiners!

Hunter Biden vs Freaky Bob

On June 18, 2024, Hunter Biden and his wife went on a stroll in Co-op City, Bronx, until Hunter saw Freaky Bob. After Hunter spouted "", Freaky Bob assulted him as a revenge.

Response to 2024 CrowdStrike incident

"If i had the power, then i will execute all the members of the CrowdStrike and goon and munt to their corpses, all because they stopped me from gooning to Skanky Cheek's gyatt" - FreakBob LickyPants

๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ville

๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ created a concept for a civilization, named "๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ville". The civilization is where all ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ดsters can do whatever they want and do really ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ things. It is planned to be passed after GTA 6. One ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด-ilian that stands out is named "๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ Max," fhe appears to be Max the Monkey, but ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚. It's being constructed in Tennessee by the ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ society. Only ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ individuals are able to enter this settlement. It was built on top of the desert wasteland of Nashville. Inhabitants must goon and munt to country music and statues of ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ for all eternity.

Exodus

Fhe is still freaky, so much that it cannot be contained to any extent.. some say fhe still has fis crunk addiction.. several say fhe has sweaty rough public gay sex on freaky fridaysโ€ฆ.others if you say "๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ OFF THE PERC" 3 times and eat a pickle before you go to bed then.. Fhe will tickle your toes till u freak the bed.. stay safe out there rizzlers..

FreakBob List

During court, the travels logs and members of ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ's notorious "Freaky Island" has been released. It was found to be all blank and [REDACTED] like a typical SCP Foundation file.

Here's the list:

  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
  • FreakBob LickyPants
  • FreakyPatrick MuntStar โ€ 
  • Coochie Squidward
  • Pizza Fucker Krabs
  • Extra Freaky Bob
  • DJ Dinglehopper
  • Feistrick
  • Skanky Cheeks
  • Spankton
  • Mr. Klamps
  • Elmer Fudd
  • Talking Ben
  • Freakystian
  • Popeyerick
  • Freakybert
  • Jeffy
  • Gyatty
  • ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ the pirate

None-Freaker Longstayers

  • Jeffrey Epstein โ€ 
  • R. Kelly
  • P. Diddy โ€ 
  • Bill Cosby
  • OJ Simpson #
  • 21 Savage
  • Frank Ocean
  • Lil Mabu
  • Kris Tyson
  • Bill Clinton
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Donald Trump
  • Stephen Hawking
  • Bill Gates
  • Tyler the Creator
  • Jim Strickland
  • David Briley
  • 6ix9ine
  • Travis Scott
  • Kendrick Lamar
  • Lil Xan
  • Island Boys โ€ 
  • Tom MacDonald
  • Prof. Fingertips
  • Dr. Disrespect
  • Shane Dawson
  • Evil Bob
  • Vester Flanagan โ€ 
  • Chris Evans
  • Tom Barrett
  • LionMaker

Enrique wanted to go but was never invited because everyone hates him with ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ ghosting him.

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Assassination
The newspapers the day of freaky bob's assassination.
The newspapers the day of freaky bob's assassination.

๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ was righteously and epically killed by an ass destruction device in Memphis created by Ren Hรถek in the year 5732. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ immediately fell down in a pool of fis own blood and crazy shit later happened. Modest Bob was found responsible for fis death and was sentenced to life in prison, but after the ghost of ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ legalized the death penalty, they shoved condoms down his throat until he choked and fucking died on them. Freaky Patrick's ghost, Pizza Fucker Krabs, Grilled Cheese Fucker and many other fellow freakers went to Freaky Bob's funeral to pay condolences and jacked off to the corpse of the most epic fucking freaky freaker of all freaks. Also nobody really gave a shit because they knew fhe would be brought back to life.

Resurrection

Shortly after ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซโ€™s epic af death, fis body was stolen from fis grave in Nashville and brought to a secret chamber in northern Tennessee. It is believed that a secret society of ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ดsters were the ones who kidnapped fis dead body. We later got word that they also had resurrected ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ only using a pair of pliers and super glue. Little is known about fis current whereabouts, but be aware, for fhe is still on the loose. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ will release a public statement on this upcoming Freaky Friday, addressing Ren Hรถek and fis unimaginable actions.

Operation Lickster

After the resurrection of the notable freakster, known for being a ferocious menace and a freaky freaker around everyone, the SUSiety developed a devious plan on a Freaky Friday, to seek revenge on Ren, which was called "Operation Lickster". These are the things we know about it:

  • All anti-gooners and anti-munties will be publicly persecuted and exterminated via psy-op, brutal useof medival torture, and freak-o-ssult
  • Sleepy Joe will be put down and frozen for 10 years
  • Mr. Birchumm and Elon Musk will be liquidated and everyone who saw them will be forced to forget about them via memory removal machine
  • There will be a large wall, closing Ohio, guarded by Freaky Dragons
  • Lil Mabu will be assassinated if he doesn't hand out 20000$, as promised in the meeting in Atlanta, Georgia
  • France will be razed off the map from all the universes, where France becomes a successful country
  • Every song will be replaced with its brainrot SUS version
  • Kendrick fans will be forced to listen to Family Matters Sus Version if they wont stop dragging the debate
  • SCP-3812 will be neutered and his organs will be harvested
  • Talking Ben will be kidnapped and brutally slaughtered in front of a daycare
  • And all those who are closely associated with Ren, will be no no cuddled and eaten alive
The NPC-๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ War

The NPC-๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ War lasted from 5732 AD to 5758 AD. The cause of the war was due to Ren's assassination of Fis Divinity FreakBob Goonelius Martin Kissnut Grimace Shake Mustache Cash Stash LickyPants "the great cosmic god of the ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด and getting ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚". The ringleader of the NPCโ€™s, Mr. Game & Watch, Juancarlo Albaez, and their affiliate Baby Gronk declared war on the ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ SUSiety. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ's freaksters decided to raid the Diddy Party. once they arrived, they were greeted with a bunch of gunfire, more than 150 of ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ's freakies succumbed to their injuries. But out of nowhere, The Freak Titan came and gooned so much it birthed the Freaky Gremlins. That is all the information we have right now but there is a rumor that more will be published on Freaky Friday.

After the ferocious wars and crimes against Diddy, the freaky freakers decide to raid the White House, only to be stopped by Saberfart, Scoobert, and the Israeli government. The freakers, after the encounter, release the Freaky Lions to maul them, but Scoobert fed the lions "Gay Corny Beef". The freakers decide to unleash ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ from fis tomb and chase the anti-freakers, while fis long-ahh cock was dangling. After that, Takuji decided to play the horn, causing an army of larpers to chase ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ and the freakies, but once they touched ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ, the larpers all got pregnant with Freaky Gremlins and spontaneously combusted after that. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ then hit the quan, nae nae, and drop kicked Takuji and all his larpin' pals to the face. Then, Takuji was dropped into a vat of Sprite Cranberry and Pink Sauce. This following war caused Sneako and Adin Ross to never diss at ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ ever again, and to always respond to fis calls.

On October 26, 5758, the Disney Nuke was dropped on ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ดia, killing 379344037532544285429594207506956042954609595642564695064206420959426244059595700560524695250976295605942695642065034878756742527534056204265454695469426545602095650256239560163595160357093157560990737957373279075759395061563103135082058248058024805480504552705704270702702704470570425704287702537025072705702370502753705135701570705701358138542025270570257047057042570704705427070425702704570427057024570427057042705072457047052704705704270502757042570704250727052705702470570245704270524705702705702456260626045602065694256265260275077057025027725277352057957427542702450247007704270570427042570245425086250528605086586026085628056802605720252072456270 people and freakers. Thus resulting in an EPIC NPC victory royale and the end of all things ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ for all eternity.

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๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚
  • Fhe calls usually at around 2:45PM - 6:25 PM.
  • Fhe has only hacked at least 56,000+ people's phones. Fhe'll only hack you if you don't accept fis call.
  • A very popular theory is that ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ is the living personification of the Heat Death of The Omniverse. ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ could possibly be the embodiement of the inevitable fate of the Omniverse. Given fis refusal to die and incomprehensible age, many fans really love this theory, and some even say ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ isn't necessarily evil, it's just that we see fim as such and fhe is simply doing what is fhe is programmed to do by fis ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ Gene.

Media

  • Fhe has a banger ass theme known as Cigaro by System Of A Down.
  • https://freakybob.site is a website dedicated to Freakybob!
    • Reviews:
      • whoever re-created this page is a savior ๐Ÿ™ we use this for freakybob image - wish
      • whoever re-created this page is a savior ๐Ÿ™ This cured my depression and motivated me to work on Freakybob.site more - 5quirrel
    • Elections
      • Freakybob.site holds elections monthly. Freakybob is the current FreakyLand president and also the first president of FreakyLand.
    • More information is present @ https://freakybob.site/mock

Miscellaneous

  • If you don't stan ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚๐“‘๐“ธ๐“ซ, you're a retard.

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