Sweater Man

Sweater Man is the 49,0324th track of the Super Jangle 67 Chapter 9,000 OST. It plays during the battle against Rivers Surk and is essentially a schizo mishmash between Flower Man and various random weezer songs, all of which are now 10,000+ year old, outdated ancient songs studied in world history class by the time of Chapter 9,000's release.

Lyrics

Out of the 49,0324 previous Super Jangle songs, Sweater Man is one of only two which feature lyrics, and similarly to the previous one which I haven't conceptualized yet, it is not audibly spoken and can only be seen through text that line up with the melody in karaoke-like fashion.

Englih

Five feet seven the sweater man

is waiting for a holiday far far away

tuning his guitar without a plan

like the every daily

dream that manifests the sweater man's head

"hey baby i just might take the chance"

it go, it gone, bye-bye

which makes mad the

SWEATER MAN, SWEATER MAN

with posters of his favorite rock band kiss in the garage

so he cries

to watch the whole wide world

turn away

say, ain't it nice

that the life forever for

Virgins

Five feet seven the weezer man

i'm trying to make a space opera musical

but then they pulled on they leg

now i'm tired of having sex

sad and emo the sweater man was, stuck in a connection between ponds

but even if buddy i am more than holly

so he made the

GREEN ALBUM, GREEN ALBUM

it's all mid except for islandinthesun

and probably hash pipe

but i'm not getting my ass wiped

say, ain't it nice

that the life forever for

Virgins

Cosmic

⎎⟟⎐⟒ ⎎⟒⟒⏁ ⌇⟒⎐⟒⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌇⍙⟒⏃⏁⟒⍀ ⋔⏃⋏

⟟⌇ ⍙⏃⟟⏁⟟⋏☌ ⎎⍜⍀ ⏃ ⊑⍜⌰⟟⎅⏃⊬ ⎎⏃⍀ ⎎⏃⍀ ⏃⍙⏃⊬

⏁⎍⋏⟟⋏☌ ⊑⟟⌇ ☌⎍⟟⏁⏃⍀ ⍙⟟⏁⊑⍜⎍⏁ ⏃ ⌿⌰⏃⋏

⌰⟟☍⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ⟒⎐⟒⍀⊬ ⎅⏃⟟⌰⊬

⎅⍀⟒⏃⋔ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⋔⏃⋏⟟⎎⟒⌇⏁⌇ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌇⍙⟒⏃⏁⟒⍀ ⋔⏃⋏'⌇ ⊑⟒⏃⎅

"⊑⟒⊬ ⏚⏃⏚⊬ ⟟ ⟊⎍⌇⏁ ⋔⟟☌⊑⏁ ⏁⏃☍⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ☊⊑⏃⋏☊⟒"

⟟⏁ ☌⍜, ⟟⏁ ☌⍜⋏⟒, ⏚⊬⟒-⏚⊬⟒

⍙⊑⟟☊⊑ ⋔⏃☍⟒⌇ ⋔⏃⎅ ⏁⊑⟒

⌇⍙⟒⏃⏁⟒⍀ ⋔⏃⋏, ⌇⍙⟒⏃⏁⟒⍀ ⋔⏃⋏

⍙⟟⏁⊑ ⌿⍜⌇⏁⟒⍀⌇ ⍜⎎ ⊑⟟⌇ ⎎⏃⎐⍜⍀⟟⏁⟒ ⍀⍜☊☍ ⏚⏃⋏⎅ ☍⟟⌇⌇ ⟟⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ☌⏃⍀⏃☌⟒

⌇⍜ ⊑⟒ ☊⍀⟟⟒⌇

⏁⍜ ⍙⏃⏁☊⊑ ⏁⊑⟒ ⍙⊑⍜⌰⟒ ⍙⟟⎅⟒ ⍙⍜⍀⌰⎅

⏁⎍⍀⋏ ⏃⍙⏃⊬

⌇⏃⊬, ⏃⟟⋏'⏁ ⟟⏁ ⋏⟟☊⟒

⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌰⟟⎎⟒ ⎎⍜⍀⟒⎐⟒⍀ ⎎⍜⍀

⎐⟟⍀☌⟟⋏⌇

⎎⟟⎐⟒ ⎎⟒⟒⏁ ⌇⟒⎐⟒⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⍙⟒⟒⋉⟒⍀ ⋔⏃⋏

⟟'⋔ ⏁⍀⊬⟟⋏☌ ⏁⍜ ⋔⏃☍⟒ ⏃ ⌇⌿⏃☊⟒ ⍜⌿⟒⍀⏃ ⋔⎍⌇⟟☊⏃⌰

⏚⎍⏁ ⏁⊑⟒⋏ ⏁⊑⟒⊬ ⌿⎍⌰⌰⟒⎅ ⍜⋏ ⏁⊑⟒⊬ ⌰⟒☌

⋏⍜⍙ ⟟'⋔ ⏁⟟⍀⟒⎅ ⍜⎎ ⊑⏃⎐⟟⋏☌ ⌇⟒⌖

⌇⏃⎅ ⏃⋏⎅ ⟒⋔⍜ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌇⍙⟒⏃⏁⟒⍀ ⋔⏃⋏ ⍙⏃⌇, ⌇⏁⎍☊☍ ⟟⋏ ⏃ ☊⍜⋏⋏⟒☊⏁⟟⍜⋏ ⏚⟒⏁⍙⟒⟒⋏ ⌿⍜⋏⎅⌇

⏚⎍⏁ ⟒⎐⟒⋏ ⟟⎎ ⏚⎍⎅⎅⊬ ⟟ ⏃⋔ ⋔⍜⍀⟒ ⏁⊑⏃⋏ ⊑⍜⌰⌰⊬

⌇⍜ ⊑⟒ ⋔⏃⎅⟒ ⏁⊑⟒

☌⍀⟒⟒⋏ ⏃⌰⏚⎍⋔, ☌⍀⟒⟒⋏ ⏃⌰⏚⎍⋔

⟟⏁'⌇ ⏃⌰⌰ ⋔⟟⎅ ⟒⌖☊⟒⌿⏁ ⎎⍜⍀ ⟟⌇⌰⏃⋏⎅⟟⋏⏁⊑⟒⌇⎍⋏

⏃⋏⎅ ⌿⍀⍜⏚⏃⏚⌰⊬ ⊑⏃⌇⊑ ⌿⟟⌿⟒

⏚⎍⏁ ⟟'⋔ ⋏⍜⏁ ☌⟒⏁⏁⟟⋏☌ ⋔⊬ ⏃⌇⌇ ⍙⟟⌿⟒⎅

⌇⏃⊬, ⏃⟟⋏'⏁ ⟟⏁ ⋏⟟☊⟒

⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⏁⊑⟒ ⌰⟟⎎⟒ ⎎⍜⍀⟒⎐⟒⍀ ⎎⍜⍀

⎐⟟⍀☌⟟⋏⌇