"I just wanna grill for god's sake" Guy
“
⠀⠀He’s dreaming now. What do you think he’s dreaming about? And what if he left off dreaming about you, where do you suppose you’d be? You’d be nowhere. Why, you’re only a sort of thing in his dream. If that there chump was to wake, you’d go — poof! — just like a ⠀⠀snuffed out fire.„
— IJWGFGS discussing the true nature of the M⊙NADIC AVATAR; Pooh's Adventures of Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There.
The
Malal, better known as the"I just wanna grill for god's sake" Guy is the de facto leader of
PWHNIWTFIGO. He is one of the only entities in the
entirety of
fiction to know the truth that all realities, universes, multiverses, megaverses, macroverses, archverses, hyperverses, outerverses, xenoverses, gigaverses, geraverses, teraverses, petaverses, exaverses, zettaverses, yottaverses, xennaverses, quettaverses, wekaverses, vendekaverses, udekaverses, tredaverses, sortaverses, rintaverses, quexaverses, peptaverses, ochaverses, nenaverses, mingaverses, lumaverses, kamaverses, jameaverses, ianaverses, hevaverses, grinaverses, fremaverses, echaverses, drunaverses, ceraverses, brotaverses, aritaverses, xeraverses, harpiverses, harpoverses, umptyverses, squilliverses, heloverses, ferroverses, lottaverses, wololoverses, nyeverses, altarverses, yupeteverses, bertovataverses, centijataverses, bertotrataverses, centitrataverses, bertojrettaverses, googoliverses, hoolaverses, dakaverses, hendaverses, dokaverses, brontoverses, geoverses, saganverses, pijaverses, alphaverses, kryaverses, amosverses, pectrolverses, underverses, betaverses, allphaverses, zeroverses, gammaverses, omegaverses, eliteverses, infinityverses, verses also called "omniverse"s, godverses, barrels, ultraverses, beyond bubbles, transcendentums, transcendentem continuums, “boxes,” superboxes, hyperboxes, final boxes, barrelplexes, super-realities, mega- realities, hyper- realities, ultra- realities, superdimensions, megadimensions, hyperdimensions, ultradimensions, structures of everything, archverse chains, hierarchies, hierarchy hierarchies, final fractalisms, ultimate fractalisms, giftboxes, giga-monarchs, allsphere leaves, allsphere trees, allspheres, ultiriums, impercievable planes, endspheres, boundless planes, silent planes, super hierarchies, etc. are all but simply the ever-lasting dream of the
M⊙NADIC AVATAR; and if they were to ever wake, all of us will cease to exist. It is rumored that he is possessed by a demon named "shuttershock.com"
[1]. Nobody knows who or what shuttershock.com is or if the demon's intentions are for good or evil, and some say that all of IJWGFGS's motives can be simply traced to just shuttershock.com controlling his every whim. However to this day, this remains a mystery and is an urban legend amongst the Omniverse.
