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{{Quote!|{{color|white|I have no shit, and I must post.}}|Windows 108, 2026}}

Hey hello, I'm '''Windows 108'''. I'm the self-proclaimed "The Screwball Canadian" that serves as the reincarnation of "Captain" Lou Albano (''The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!'') and I'm a ''Fanboy and Chum Chum'' writer that's part-human, part-hyena. My favorite characters are FreakBob, Enrique, Bean Khan and definitely Ka-Chung, Stingy and Dragon. Oh, and I also burn dinner. Thanks for stopping by, if you like my dumb shitposts then that's great to hear.

=={{Color|white|The crazy shit I've done (satire, pls don't take seriously real-world ploice)}}== 

*Got arrested for not washing my hands after using the toilet
*Got arrested for not finishing my food
*Ate soup out of the toilet
* Cooked with Bigfoot
* Jumped into lava for some reason
*Invented mini-me   
**He comes with nano-me   
***and he also comes with micro-me (he's the tiniest)
*Broke into people's houses at night before tell them go to sleep then grinning widely
*Repeatedly bit everything inedible (such as plants, a TV remote, people's arms...)
*EVERYONE IS ME WHAT DO I DO
*Got robbed for my baked beans
*Cloned myself a million times and caused chaos in some random dude's backyard
*Became an elf that played the banjo
*Broke down crying when I was asked "where do I see myself in five years"
*Titanic but Jack and Rose are both me
* Dated myself
*Went into Mars and immediately left because I got bored
* Caused a nuclear war at school for something stupid
* Got my house robbed because I was busy doing helium
*Drank so much caffeine I blew up
* Tried to teach animals how to read
*Invented a cure for AIDS then forgot about it
*Spayed SCP-2747
*Grew to massive size and walked through a city (sorry toronto lmao)
*Thought I was a dentist
*Reduced the number of states to 49
*Vowed to sit on an egg until it hatches
* Stole Christmas from 2017 to 2021
*Held a New Year's party but didn't even have a clock
*Convinced many to fly
*I am a licensed hairstylist, trust me
*The boogeyman ain't [[Pepsiman]] for me, I am Pepsiman's boogeyman
*Went to Walmart and superglued coins to the floor then poured hydrochloric acid all over people
*Shoved a Wii U gamepad up my ass and became God
*Pretended to follow a normie ass cult and then later hit them all with a car like that one episode of ''Family Guy''
*Every quirky thing I do, [[Enrique]] does as well. We're twinsies