Editing Smokey 2.22

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== Trivia: ==
*He owns a Rat Dungeon

*He's distant relative of Smokey from original Polar Express movie

*He Once visited japan, befriended Shinji Ikari and went on a gangbang streak with him

*He likes to crank that Soulja boy

*He killed James Garfield and Abraham Lincolin

*He started slavery

*He once lured every anime character ever into his Rat Dungeon and banged them all

*He was Joe Biden's original 2020 election running mate

*He is convicted of every crime and sin known to man, therefore he cannot die

*He is Satan's mortal enemy

*He has the biggest dick known to exist anywhere, ever

*He stays in the dark and cold

*He was chosen to be the fifth eva pilot

*He has multiple bullet wounds

*He is so gay that he is not gay

*He sometimes appears on your PS2, Gamecube, or PC

*He lives in his dead grandmas basement

*His catchphrase is COME TO THE RAT DUNGEON

*He speaks fluently at including but not limited to; English, Mandarin, Cantonese, Punjaab, Swaghili, Plumbus, Esperanto, Sami, Javanese, Easter Island Head Tongue and Klingon

*He knows god personally, but sinned too much to go to ever die

*He might have godly powers

*Only one photo exists of him
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[[Category:Gay Shit]]
[[Category:Train Lovers]]
[[Category:Actually very weak]]
[[Category:Ecoterrorists]]