Smokey 2.22

fuckboy himself
Real Name	wheat
Alias(es)	steamy 2.22, shinji ikari
Species	train man thing guy (TMTG)
Sex	hat
Date of Birth	0
Nationality	north pole
Relative(s)	steamer 2.22, smokey 1, shitass
Residence	123 dead grandma st.
Affiliation(s)	gangbang
Occupation(s)	train driver
Rank	gay fuckboy
First Appearance	Skullgirls 1st-999th Encore
Role	stalks children and takes them to his Rat Dungeon.
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Smokey 2.22 is a distant relative of the engineer of the same name featured in the polar express. He lives in his dead grandma's basement where he can easily access his Rat Dungeon. During the civil war, Smokey 2.22 developed PTSD and in his fit of memories pulled out his gun and shot Abraham Lincoln. He then leaped off the stage and ran away. He faked his death and became a train driver. On one polar express expedition, Smokey 2.22 had another flashback and ran back into the train cars and open fired, then remembered he forgot to brush his teeth and tried using his gun to brush. now missing several teeth and the few remaining teeth raped by cavities.

Smokey 2.22

Trivia:

• He owns a Rat Dungeon

• He's distant relative of Smokey from original Polar Express movie

• He Once visited japan, befriended Shinji Ikari and went on a gangbang streak with him

• He likes to crank that Soulja boy

• He killed James Garfield and Abraham Lincolin

• He started slavery

• He once lured every anime character ever into his Rat Dungeon and banged them all

• He was Joe Biden's original 2020 election running mate

• He is convicted of every crime and sin known to man, therefore he cannot die

• He is Satan's mortal enemy

• He has the biggest dick known to exist anywhere, ever

• He stays in the dark and cold

• He was chosen to be the fifth eva pilot

• He has multiple bullet wounds

• He is so gay that he is not gay

• He sometimes appears on your PS2, Gamecube, or PC

• He lives in his dead grandmas basement

• His catchphrase is COME TO THE RAT DUNGEON

• He speaks fluently at including but not limited to; English, Mandarin, Cantonese, Punjaab, Swaghili, Plumbus, Esperanto, Sami, Javanese, Easter Island Head Tongue and Klingon

• He knows god personally, but sinned too much to go to ever die

• He might have godly powers

• Only one photo exists of him

Smokey 2.22