Editing Christian Weston Chandler

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|title = Christopher/Christian/Christine Weston "Ricardo" Chandler
|image = ChrisChanDevouringHisStraw.jpg
|imagecaption = I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MY HOUSE! OFF. THE. INTERNET!
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|name =
|age = 42
|gender = Tomgirl, Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Cross-Dresser
|race = White (1/8 "Cherokeean")
|height =
|birthday =
|family = Robert "The Lumberjack" Chandler (father)
<br> Barbara Chandler (mother)
<br> Sonichu (son)
<br> Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)
<br> Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)
<br> Mewtwo (Husband)
<br> Magichan (Husband)
|friends = [[Dave miller|This Man]]
|enemies = Those damn dirty trolls!
|abilities = *Military Grade Autistic artistic genius
*Expert writer
*Master of Random-Access Humor
*The Strength to Lift up Empty Water Jugs
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Christian Weston Chandler is the mayor of CWCville and Watchmojo's pick for "Sexiest Man Alive". He first appeared in Part IX, where it was revealed that the entire Skullgirls continuity was a part of the Sonichu canon.

==History==
He hated gay people until he became one. We'll skip over the details, because they're shit.

== Personality ==
Chris-Chan is young at heart and an ideal role model for children. Like his creation Sonichu, he has been known to zap to the extreme.

== Abilities ==
Through the power of his Sonichu Medallion (later revealed to be the Amnyfest Ring) Chris can transform into Chris-Chan Sonichu, which gives him the power of every other Sonichu plus whatever ability he needs to win in any given situation.

His signature attack is the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, a technique [[Marie]] stole and improved upon that inflicts bad luck and misfortune on Chris's enemies. A more recent ability he has earned is known as the "hedgehog-defensive state." In this state, Chris curls up into a ball on the floor like the little baby he is, and grows quills that only he can see, which causes much more pain in his head than it really does.

Chris later develops the Stand Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!, which allows him to detect every boyfriend-free white girl within a 50m radius. Unfortunately, this ability also repels all boyfriend-free white girls in a 50m radius.

== The 2021 Walmart Incident ==
You know.
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