Editing BossManJack

{{Infobox Character
|title = CrackManJack
|image = Hq720.jpg
|caption = I need money you dumb fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|row 1 title = Net Worth
|row 1 info = -10,000 USD
|row 2 title = Enemies
|row 2 info = *[[Natalie]]
*The Rats
*The Door
*His Parents who he used to live with
|row 3 title = Friends
|row 3 info = *Bully Maguire (They both have a thing for rent and doors)
* The Crack Cocaine
|row 4 title = Favourite Hobbies
|row 4 info = *Winning in gambling
*Smoking crack
*Flexing wealth on the rats
|row 5 title = His Greatest Tragedies
|row 5 info = losing all his money 243,924 times
|row 6 title = Achievements
|row 6 info = Current world record holder for "losing it all"
}}
{{Quote|BossManJack's Catchphrase|I just lost it all!}}

BossManJack is the article definition of a loser, and is a prime example for the expression "biting the hand that feeds you". A true gamblemaxxer who does not fall for the trap that 99% of former gamblers who quit: quitting just before reaching the jackpot, in fact, why settle for just the jackpot when you can win more!



He used to stream Runescape in the past. But that had long since fazed out from his list of activities.



He streams his epic wins and losses on BCGames via Kik, because he was permabanned from other gambling websites like Stake and Shuffle. These streams are where the rats come to admire and tease here and there for his crazy rides of emotion coursing through his tweaking veins.



He is well known for being in sheer ecstasy and full of narcissism when winning, however when he lost it all, it is a common sight for him to straight up smash anything in his vicinity, including himself. He constantly goes through all 5 stages of grief on the daily. 

A typical CrackManJack crashout goes as follows: 

* Denial. After losing, this is the part where he calmly states he "just lost it all".
* Anger. He then starts throwing a violent fit; punching through walls, smashing keyboards, beating himself at his head etc.
* Anxiety/bargaining. After "losing it all" from repeating the first two steps, he would go on Discord, begging from the knees at his viewers to give him the money to win more back and pay his debts.
* Depression. Later on, whilst on Discord, his posts begin making self defeating comments about how he's nothing and got nothing, or other shit like that.
* And finally: When he gets paid by his casino sponsors, he goes back to being a narcissist again, ready to repeat the cycle again for next the day.
[[File:7708448-a3ebfd3b98fb892cc5ba54570d58eb0f.mp4|none|thumb|An example of his chatlog during the Depression phase.]]



He was arrested  for the same reason [[Terry Davis]] got in trouble and became homeless. The sentence was intended to be 5 years however he was bailed out shortly after 2 weeks, back to his same old routine to protect his record title.



He got arrested a few more times again, lmao. Now he's stuck in a mental asylum for who knows how long. Just kidding he's back out again, proving Einstein's theory of insanity correct. However this time, he went through rehab, and no longer does crack, but he's still losing it all as usual through gambling, showing not much changed. Though the [[Crack Miser|demons]] manage to tempt him back to the white powdery crystalline substance once again, 2 weeks after his release.



If you ever want to give a PSA about the dangers of gamblemaxxing. Just show those pre-teens this guy's story and clips of his reaction compilations on YouTube.

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