Editing Big Brother

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The big brother is both figuratively and literally, the largest character of George Orwell's dystopian novel 1984; leader of socialist Britain, INGSOC. And is always watching you...

He died to [[Boognish]] shortly after.



He used to be the ruler of the entire world and did horrible things such as these stupid laws:

== List of Laws ==

* Monkeys are forbidden from jumping on the bed.
* You cannot collect and use your own feces as a resource. It must be flushed down the toilet.
* You cannot post the Bowser fart gif.
* You cannot post furry porn.
* Eating outside the three meals, per day, is outlawed.
* You cannot use the Double Gulp Cup for the slurpee. You must use the slurpee cup.
*NSFW does not mean "Never Safe From Waluigi".
*You cannot say the N-word.
*You cannot post gore and execution videos
*Fish are not in love. Don't write fanfiction about them.
*Morbious is not a gender. It is to be deemed a mental illness.
*You have autism, you are not a sigma male who is literally Patrick Bateman
*Dueling is illegal, you must fight in court.
*Wash your hands after touching animals or using the toilet.
*England is not a city. It is a country of the United Kingdom.
*It is gay to kiss your homies goodnight.
*[[Santa claus|Santa Claus]] is not real.
*Do not microwave cake.
*You cannot chew with your mouth open.
*Smoking is bad for you.
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*Do your homework.
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