Editing Mike Teavee (section)

== Powers and Abilities: ==
'''Know-it-all''': As a gamer; he must show no sign of weakness in his intellect, and has mastered the art of masquerading, to make himself appear smarter than he actually is, to the point people couldn’t tell he just got relevant information from internet doomscrolling.

'''Massive Attack''': Named after [[wikipedia:Massive_Attack|Massive Attack]] (a trip hop band), It is his stand. It allows him to kill other players online in real life by killing their avatars in a video/computer game. He is single-handedly the reason League of Legends and Cs:Go players have a lower mortality rate than those who don't play them. The stand looks like a glow-in-the-dark spider with a scowling human face with a pistol nozzle for a nose. Its ability becomes active when it's on a computer part that's connected to a working computer.

'''Shit eating''': Mike loves to eat his mother's shit.