Editing Ken Penders (section)

==Trivia==
*He is jealous of [[Chris Chan]]'s meme status.
*He has a habit of starting pages only to then never finish them. Just like Chris Chan he calls this a byproduct of being stressed.
*In this universe Archie ended much earlier at issue 34 instead of 31 acts of poorly written slop due to SEGA being even more incompetent than our timeline, causing Penders to speedrun his concepts killing Robotnik way earlier in the narrative to do so. As a result of being fired way earlier, Ken Penders is a Nick employee as a result of Archie ending much earlier than our actual reality.
*Despite being an awful writer with an awful history of lawsuits and being difficult to work with, Penders would actually write the Nemex Vision characters better than Nemex can after obtaining ownership of them, but obviously not as well as 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!'s hidden narrative writers backed by Freakystian. This is because Penders would steal the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 SUSiety!'s ideas for what was once unstructured slop.
*Star Fox: Command shares a similar art-style to Ken Penders, it is rumored that he was involved.
*I hate my child., a SBFW show which aired around the same time as SatAM is Ken Pender's favorite program and was the inspiration for conceiving the Knuckles' father who is widely considered to be an abusive parent.
*His artstyle is more creepier than [[Angela Anaconda]], which says a lot about his artwork.
*While working on the Archie Comics, Ken Penders admitted that he was too much of a boomer for anime and hates the Japanese. He also never played the games his works were based on. Bollers did the same thing, but was more honest and tried to listen to critics to fix his mistakes unlike him.
*Ken Penders is one of the few NPCs to actually hate the NPC Alliance and has to side with them out of necessity.
*One of the few similarities of the Masturbation Dairies and the Freaky Saga is the author's distaste for Archie Comics. In the Freaky Saga every Penders concept is thrown out along with the core narrative, only the popular characters like Scourge are considered to be added as long as the Penderisms within the characters backstory are thrown out. In the Masturbation Dairies everything made by Bollers and Flynn (who is also called a fanfic writer by the Freakers) is thrown out along with the core narrative as Archie is one of the most despised companies in the Freaky Saga Universe.
*In the Freaky Arc, Ken Penders was once detained in North Korea, aka Best Korea.
*Mr. Krab's character arc in an older draft is inspired by both Palpatine and his terrible OC, [https://thankskenpenders.tumblr.com/post/186101534485/locke-genuinely-creeps-me-out-as-a-character Locke].
*Ken Penders was almost killed by Kratos before the time-skip and served Zeus as an insignificant pawn, he is now dead and resides in Hell with Satan after the destruction of Earth.
*His art causes [[Frederica Sawyer|Sawyer the Cleaner]] to have an emotional breakdown, [[Bikey]] to vomit, [[Mulmangcho]] have Severe PTSD, [[Hidan]] to have flashbacks of Envys Death, [[Bunny the Undertaker]] think her mask is off and in term her "Ugly" face is showing and [[Miracle Machine]] have memories of eating Sauerkraut until he was 26 and a half years old what I'm saying is that his arts so fucking bad it makes everyone have trauma
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