Yuzoboy
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Real Name |
??? | |
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Alias(es) |
"Jun Senoue" | |
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Sex |
he guides others to a treasure he himself cannot posesss | |
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Sexuality |
gay for the sonic 3 GO sound | |
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First Appearance |
Boku No Pico IV: Boku's Revenge | |
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-Yuzoboy's magma opus | ||
Yuzoboy (ユウゾー・ボーイ) is the main series composer (who eventually self-inserted himself as an in-universe antihero) and the undisputed GOD of sex playlists. He is the king of MIDIslapping and the inventor of MIDIplapping. What that means is that he uses his magic powers to download MIDIs off the internet and apply a dinky soundfont to them. His soundfont covers not only guarantee autism in offspring; they stay as a valuable part in their heart, providing the warmth of a Thomas the tank engine-brand blanket 24/7. All around the world, autistic children listen to Sonic The Hedgehog - Star Light Zone(SNES remix) as they code.
Before Sonic Vore Episode 1 went into production, Yuzoboy cast a spell to convert the DNA of composer Jun Senoue into a MIDI file. While Yuzoboy currently assumes his identity, the whereabouts of the harddrive containing the TRUE and HONEST Jun Senoue is unknown.
If you're reading this, there is a 90.1% chance you're here because your parents MIDIplapped to one of this guy's so retro remixes. By way of illustration, here is the song Chum Chum himself was conceived to because his dad did the cum cum:
WARNING: DO NOT LISTEN TO YUZOBOY WITHOUT PROTECTION
Comments
That Creosote remix made me go Michael_jackson_woah.wav
-- Ninespit (talk) 13:59, 2 June 2026 (EDT)