Windows 108's Unholy Creatures

Windows 108's Unholy Creatures are a group of tortured creatures that were the result of an experiment that accidentally went wrong. They do not speak the English language but rather some sort of language that is only understandable to and spoken by the species itself. Even any translator machine lacks the ability to translate the speech they're saying.

Their favorite snacks to eat are a strange, foul-smelling goop made out of rotting flesh. When the goop is given to the Unholy Creatures, they usually eat it in seconds. However, they're never seen eating more than they are required to.

Backstory

The Unholy Creatures were originally normal human beings that wanted to experiment on something Windows 108 was planning as he randomly wondered sometime in 2330 what it would be like if he created new life. Unfortunately, due to using a faulty machine unknowingly, the experiment went horrifically wrong. As a result, the humans Windows was experimenting on ended up as nothing like he envisioned, but rather strange beings of different appearances that may or may not resemble existing things like a toilet, a TV screen, etc.

Not sure what to do with the results of the failed experiment, Windows tried to teach his creatures some education, to no avail.

Members

A common trait all members share is that they have an unfortunate name. They are all considered by many to be siblings.

• Fucker
• Shitstain
• Shart
• Shit
• Mike and Rotch
• Bastard
• Asscrack

There is also an unknown creature within the group, as there is a member of the group that is always wearing sunglasses, not speaking, and is only known as the Crippled Sunglassed Creature.

Trivia

Story

• It has been rumored that if they are given some strange green substance, they become violent.
• They are unable to die. Somehow.
  • if you force them to watch the entirety of megamind vs the doom syndicate while strapped onto a chair they will though