Thomas Astruc
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More... MORE! MOAR!!! |
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| Thomas Ass-Truck | ||
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| Ï âm Lædÿbûg | ||
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Real Name |
Thomathan Asshair-truck | |
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Alias(es) |
I self insert myself to whine about everything | |
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Species |
Human | |
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Sex |
No balls but male | |
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Date of Birth |
too lazy to check out his wiki | |
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Nationality |
Literally the worst nation on earth (the french) | |
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Relative(s) |
Marinette DÜpan Tsheng/Ladybug (imaginary child) | |
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Residence |
Who was in Paris | |
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Occupation(s) |
"Director", whining on Twitter | |
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Criminal Record |
being retarded | |
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Rank |
Stupidity | |
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First Appearance |
Twitter (every episode) | |
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Children insulted |
a lot | |
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Innocent people blocked |
even more | |
Thomas Asstruck is the creator of Miraculous, a garbage TV show for small girls with a shitty story and what else. He likes to insult children on his twitter and cringely self-inserting himself like Jill Thompson.
About Asstruck's crimes
Thomas spends every second of his live on twitter instead looking for a new girlfriend to be weird on (i mean look at him, what do you expect). He answers every single person, and insults everyone that doesn't share his opinion.
I'm a bit busy rn so I can't write down all of it, just remember that there is an ENTIRE TUMBLR BLOG JUST ABOUT HIS TWITTER CONTROVERSIES
Child Abuse
On twitter or bluesky like who gafs he argued with fans that not knowing your own childs name and abondaning them is in fact not abuse. This guy has a real-life young daughter btw.
French
He is french.
Self insert
Thomas self inserted himself FUCKING TWICE IN THE SHOW!
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In one episode that I'm too lazy to look up cuz fuck that show, he inserted himself as a movie director just to whine in the entire episode that he doesn't get appreaciated enough as creator and that he wants more attention. There was also some part about contructive critisism but I forgot the details, but I think it was ironic considering he thinks constructive critisism is the same as insulting someone.
Also in the same episode he transformed himself into something that has similiarities to my little pony, which could suggest that he is a Bronie and only one step away from being a pedo.
The other self insert is as marinette's dad and it's even worse. Because appearantly Marinette's mom is based on his EX GIRLFRIEND and marinette is his IMAGINARY CHILD WITH SAID EX-GIRLFRIEND, dude, WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS!!!!!!!
It's even weirder that he considers Marinette as his daughter, considering one of the people that worked on the show (Wilfred Pain to be exact) drew FUCKING PORN OF HER, SHE IS 14 YEARS OLD BTW! And even if she was legal, dude, that's a kids show, children gonna look up his twitter, wtf, why do pedos work on miraculous
His hate boner against a teenager
When Thomas was a child he got bullied by some girl who told him his cock is small and that triggered him so hard, he created the fictional character chloe which is based on that bully and his entire reason in life is centered around her. When he was not writing his show due to his brain cancer the doctors tried to cure (which they didnt manage), someone else took care of the writing and gave chloe a redemption arc and showed a reason why she is a cunt, cuz she has an abusive mom.
As soon the doctors gave up on Atrucs brain cancer, they let him go and as soon he saw that they wrote an redemption arc, he farted himself and cried. He then wrote season 3 and threw away all her development and now argues on twitter with every fan that she is not evil because of her abusive mother (even tho she clearly is) and basically doesn't give a shit of abused children, cuz fuck them i guess...
Oh and now he basically has to tell us everytime he can in the show that chloe is a cunt and makes her more evil whenever possible, which makes the show even more trashier and unlogical than it already was.
Yeah, that and his shit writing skills due to his hate borner fucked his own boss up so much, that he just created his own movie of miraculous with his own story against Thomas' will, and his movie was appreaciated way more than the show. Imagen you suck so hard that your own boss makes a movie adaptation of your own show cuz he has enough of your bullshit, and the fans like it more, that has to be the cringiest thing to ever happen.
Captain Planet
On his twitter he acts all "umu, climate change, bad, we have to change something", and even made an entire episode about the issue with plastic, while I agree with his opinion as the annoying vegan that I am, it's ironic considering the amount of trash the miraculous merch creates, since everything is made out of cheap plastic, and not to forget the trash of the packaging. If he would really care so much, he would try with all his power to reduce the waist his franchise produces, but it's better to complain than doing something, right